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I feel like one of my friend's minds has now exploded because I changed a seemingly easy choice into a difficult choice.
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i've learned about half of 'Running Hell' from Cavestory on the piano.
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There you cann't see the Duanye over the ocean?
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Also finished with mine.
Finished!

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Name: John 'The Batter' Mcdouglas

Age: 36

Gender: Male

Species: Human

Appearance: Better description rather than the picture: He adorns his old baseball player outfit, even if it is a tad bit small. The hat still fits him, though. Without his hat, he has really short, jet-black hair, and he is semi-muscular, more on the skinny side, actually. He is Caucasian, and has green eyes, and he wears contacts. He has a deep voice, and he is about 6'4" tall. (1.9 meters) He carries a bat with him at all times, wooden. *ahem*
yes, this character is based off of a certain character from a game. I do not own this picture.

Biography: As a kid, he was a Sports Nut. Or a jock. Whatever you want to call him. He sucked at almost every subject in school, but he still aced his tests. Mainly because he found seats next to nerdy kids and cheated. He also took many days off, and he was never actually sick. Everyone liked him, girls swooned, etc. etc. until a prank of his sorta went too far. Let's just say he was a juvenile delinquent, but he learned his way in jail. Well, not in education, of course. He was still cramming and cheating and slacking off. No, he learned discipline, and chivalry, and manners. Now, this wasn't actually all from him going to juvey, more like him getting his ass whooped by his parents right after he got out. Years later, he tried to relearn a lot of things, and sort of got smarter than he was before.

Summer
The start of baseball season! His second favorite sport, and now was the time to get accepted into the small-town teams! He'd be the third youngest on the team, being 21 and all. He was good friends with Harold, and Jason. The others were mainly acquaintances. He played well, and eventually got a few awards and a girlfriend. The end of summer was a little rough, but he definitely knew he liked baseball more than football.

A couple years later, he married his girlfriend, but after about two miscarriages, they stopped trying to have kids. They did adopt, though. The reason to the miscarriages was because she was actually a pokemon. She didn't exactly know, she thought that she was a human. Everyone thought she was human. The children they adopted were a short, Canadian girl, pale as the moon, and a chubby American. The only problem with having two different kids is that they fought, and they were also extra mouths to feed. Joey's job wasn't exactly paying all that well, especially since he was only known by a couple people locally. After a while, his wife divorced because he wouldn't put the kids back up for adoption, and he was on the verge of bankruptcy, until he got a second job. Now having a second job, that meant he was rarely ever home, which didn't bode well for the kids.

After mostly saving himself from debt, a couple years passed and he got a once-in-a-lifetime offer. People said he played baseball so well, he should be on that town's professional team. This meant a higher paycheck, of course, and he got to meet new people. Although, he still had to do his second job, leading to weeks of stress, and on top of that, he still had to pay bills and taxes. He quit his second job after the offer, though, and he sort of become a hometown hero, in a way. He got to see his kids more often, usually ending up with him saying "Look at how much you've grown!" and whatnot. Joey, 'The Batter', was happy. In fact, he's glad about almost everything he did, including getting that divorce. Although the team eventually disbanded, he still kept his clothes, and wears them from time to time to this day, even if they are a tiny bit tight on him. He also owns his bat, and some think that he put cork in his bat to make it lighter and hit a ball farther, but he never did. He was just good. He is a little overprotective, though, and if he even senses partial hostility, he may attack.

Other Info: (theme)
That didn't help me in knowing who he is. I'm guessing one of those rper elitists?
Who is Sol?

Also, that last part about everyone starting as human... even though I said I'd like one of my characters to be human, i'm not exactly really driven to participate in that day. I guess it would help with (slight) exposition, though.
Well, there isn't much to do for William and Samuel and Bonnie for the rest of the in-rp day, so I'm more waiting on the timeskip than anyone else. What time do you think it would be in the rp?
Lugia said
I'm not sure... am I waiting on someone, or is everyone waiting on me?


Everyone's waiting on you.
Damn, there's this one scene from a tv show where someone does just that (themselves vs themselves) but it seems that every recording of it was recorded by a potato-camera.
Sumable vs. the congregation of people who annoy me at times.
In other words, myself, kabling, and Zombie.
KaBling said
Mate, you see the reason why I added that slash and added "m'dear" to the end of that, as well as suddenly pick on you all of a sudden?Either I'm what you describe, or I just decided to dick around before facing reality. Y'know, I can barely edit a post and got another week of exams.


You've ranted before about america, usually as a joke I know, but still. And you've been a dick before. Many, many times before.
KaBling said
If he brought this up beforehand, then Sumable wouldn't be playing KaBling Simulator.Even I got confused with the narrative view, since I swore I've seen the use of 'I' somewhere. There's a line between breaking the fourth wall and technical metagaming, which does get blurry when it comes to first-third-person....note how I didn't specify anything else.Anyway, thanks to today's events, the next moderator will be Evanist instead, even though I was at the blunt end of a sociopath. I'm disappointed at finding a heir...

'Kabling Simulator'
If I was TRULY impersonating you, I'd piss everyone off and rant about America, whether or not it's a joke.

And I know it's late, but i'm still bringing it up because I haven't insulted you back for it yet.
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