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The Pitch:

All heroes become a hero for a reason. All villains become a villain for a reason.

Say you've always wanted to be a hero. You'd fight for truth, justice, and the All-American way, right? Oh. You're just doing it so you can record your stunts and put it on YouTube for a cash partnership? Or you're fighting for justice for extra-curricular credit? Or maybe you were dared to and have powers anyway so you said, "What the hell? Why not?" O...kay, then.

Say you've always wanted to be a villain. You'd want to take over the world, become the richest thief on earth, or exact your revenge, correct? ...Oh. You want to steal things from Best Buy because you're broke? Someone squished your sand castle when you were little and you've had trust issues since? You want to overthrow the American government and become the Emperor of the United States of America? ...Right.

Okay, are your powers at least decent? Oh, you have the power to generate and manipulate milk? You're a Batman knock-off with technology from Wal-Mart and an Owl Theme? You're a One-Person Only Power Rangers team? You've gotta be kidding me.

Well, then. Welcome to the Metropolis of Slant City. You'll fit in just fine, you poor, pitiful wreck of a person, you.

The Deets:

-Instead of a focus on dramatic, action-packed plotlines? A focus on silly romps as the heroes and villains live their day to day lives. Romance is optional, but you can go that way if the feeling's right.
-Action of course is still a part of this, but it'll still be comedic in execution.
-Slowly wanna build up your own plotlines in between the slice of life? Sure! Send me some PM's and we can talk it over.
-Once we get some interest, I'll post a more detailed summary and a character sheet in the OOC.

Any interest?
Well...looks like I kinda fucked up. My bad...
"Ah Sam Arvarell, nice to finally have a moment to speak," Brother Vas replied as they walked. "Former spymaster of a high noble lord and lover of his wife. Fear not friend, for the gods care not for mortal adultery despite what my fellow brothers may preach."

The road Brother Vas took was much less crowded road towards the city's gates, a long stretch of homes and small businesses. If he took the next road south, he would be heading straight shot to The First Temple of The New Order. People here seemed a little better off then the usual citizens of the capital, planting small ferns or rose beds outside their doors.

"And as for my eyes, no. I had sight since first ripped from the womb...and to steal something means that there must be conscious thought of betrayal. What took my sight ripped and sliced away with claws darker then the night hoping to leave me a bloodied mangled corpse. Something beyond my comprehension intervened, so that I may live on. The scars left behind are grotesque and never fully healed right, even beyond the healing powers of The New Order. Now, I see without sight and sense beyond senses. A strange trade-off, it seems."
EDIT: There was absolutely never a link here. Never...

EDIT 2: http://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/83576-super-zeros-and-stupor-villians-a-comedic-superhero-rp-revival/ooc

First edit was a lie!
All heroes become a hero for a reason. All villains become a villain for a reason.

Say you've always wanted to be a hero. You'd fight for truth, justice, and the All-American way, right? Oh. You're just doing it so you can record your stunts and put it on YouTube for a cash partnership? Or you're fighting for justice for extra-curricular credit? Or maybe you were dared to and have powers anyway so you said, "What the hell? Why not?" O...kay, then.

Say you've always wanted to be a villain. You'd want to take over the world, become the richest thief on earth, or exact your revenge, correct? ...Oh. You want to steal things from Best Buy because you're broke? Someone squished your sand castle when you were little and you've had trust issues since? You want to overthrow the American government and become the Emperor of the United States of America? ...Right.

Okay, are your powers at least decent? Oh, you have the power to generate and manipulate milk? You're a Batman knock-off with technology from Wal-Mart and an Owl Theme? You're a One-Person Only Power Rangers team? You've gotta be kidding me.

Well, then. Welcome to the Metropolis of Slant City. You'll fit in just fine, you poor, pitiful wreck of a person, you.

The Deets:

-Instead of a focus on dramatic, action-packed plotlines? A focus on silly romps as the heroes and villains live their day to day lives. Romance is optional, but you can go that way if the feeling's right.
-Action of course is still a part of this, but it'll still be comedic in execution.
-Slowly wanna build up your own plotlines in between the slice of life? Sure! Send me some PM's and we can talk it over.
-Once we get some interest, I'll post a more detailed summary and a character sheet in the OOC.

Any interest?
@Heinrich Oh sorry about that. Typed up that entire post at the doctor's office waiting for my grandmother on my iPhone. Will edit it right now!
So hey, it's Friday. No word from Devo and he hasn't been active for more then a week now. Expect a new Interest Check soon!
So, who wants to follow the blind dude and start some chit-chat?
Brother Bas nodded as everyone made their pacts and their piece. This wanton band would surely be tested by these Slysari. An adolescent spell-caster, a shadowy marksman, an unemployed spymaster, a rough soldier of The Royal Guard, and a blind servant of The New Order. This would surely make for an odd expedition.

Brother Vas bowed to the Emperor, making his leave as he had no other business to speak of. He should have reminded their Emperor to pay his tithings or come by The First Temple, but he always felt like vomiting in his mouth whenever tried pushing for mere monetary donations. Gods care not for gold or silver.

Brother Vas would in spite of himself take any reward he might receive from this and donate it to the local orphanages and homeless shelters. The New Order would have no need for the money he would procure, and of course the gods would be please with the show of good will and selflessness. It was Brother Vas' place to serve gods, not men.

With a soft strike of his staff cane, Brother Vas left the Emperor's chambers and headed toward the capitol's busy streets. Brother Vas had no issue with the crowded stone and steel roadways, dodging horse-drawn carts as he made his way.
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