Supreme Vampiric Evil

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"Alright, but I doubt whatever you do is going to have much effect in the long run." 

I offered no other words. She was pretty determined to make her point and it would either be false bravado or something extremely clever. Either way it promised to be entertaining.

So I chugged the last of my beer, tossed the empty can over the side of the building, grabbed my lunchbox and left the roof.

Once down one flight of stairs, however, I left and headed for the stairwell at the other end of the hall. I couldn't risk being seen with the others. Even the smallest of slip ups could have me labeled as a poser.

I made an excuse of atempting to seduce Mrs. Dietrich, so I made an effort to appear as though I was returning from that. Even stopped by her empty classroom and planted my lunchbox in it.

I got back to find several of my friends sharing poorly concieved notions of blasphemy and occult practice. I swear, I'm the only one who actually studies and understands this shit.

The idiocy of my own often makes me cringe. Perhaps I've been haging out wth Izzy too long...

Those who speak do not know, Those who know do not speak I recited the old axiom in my head as I held my frustrated tongue from correcting them. Not only would it my efforts to enlighten them be in vain, but according to the new girl, a show was about to begin.

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Sorry for the short post. Was going to go for more, but I'm pretty tired.

Spawnling said
Oh for crying out loud, Miri and Zarahk slept together, there.

Lol I'm way tired. That just put the mock movie title in my head "Zarahk and Miri Make a Porno"

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Zarahk, Simon

"Hey! What the-" Zarahk protested as the centaur grappled him anddrug him away from the lovely ladies of the sea. "Dude! This is so not cool! Lemme go!" After a feir amount of struggle, he stopped tryng to get free and just gestured goodbye to the mermaids and yelled back to them from the headlock. "Alright, I'll see you girls at the next match, right?" But they only laughed as his teammate drug him away.

Alright, so maybe he wasn't being a great wingman at the moment, but the spider had faith in Simon's ability to get his back nonetheless. Once they were away from everyone Zarahk started stretching and cracking his neck. Simon hadn't hurt him, he was just being overdramatic because he was odd like that.

"Aww, c'mon man. Don't look at me like that. I may have been flirting for a little bit, but I totally gave out at least... like... SOME flyers! I swear!" The spider's defense was weak but honest. It had taken him at least ten minutes before he finally got distracted enough to go talk to the bikini babes over at the swimming booth. An epic display of discipline and self-control for him.

"Besides!" Heewent on. "Did you see how Vanessa was looking at me? Dude, she TOTALLY wants the web!"

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Major Ursa said
No one is beneath her notice.
a) because she's a bit of a $lut-burger with fries
b) cause she's actually very nice

In that case he would have been available whenever she was ...er, hungry?

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Major Ursa said
She...And, uh, sure...if you want, Succubus is into anything that's male and has a d!c%. Was your dude in the academy last year?

Yes. But he would. Have been a first year student last year, so there's a chance he would have been beneath her notice.

Major Ursa said
ALSO...uhhmmm...in terms of spiders, I was under the impression they usually mate for life with their own species...since the female spider usually eat the male after mating, thus the end of their life...(I think...?)

While this is essentialy true for many types of spiders, especially widow spiders, it is not a hard and fast rule for the order aranae (spiders). Males of most species survive a few matings, limited mainly by their short life spans. 

And the main theories behind the famous occurence of female cannibalism of the male after mating are 1) that the brains of spiders outside of the Portia species and those few which have shown tendencies toward social clanning lack the complexity required to differentiate friend from foe in many circumstnces. & 2) that the animals instinctually know that the female will require more sustenance in order to give birth.

Spawnling said
How much from the spider the hybrids take after is up to the player.

Thank you. I had considered Zarahk's species to have heavy social and biological tendencies derived from their human halves.

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Spawnling said
I'd say keep it Supreme, it reflects Zarahk very nicely.

Alas, I've lost the paragraph now. Don't worry, though. I'll have more opportunities to make such comments & express the epic hornball that is Zarahk.

Hmm... I wonder if the succubus would have met him last year...

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There. Fixed it.

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Spawnling said
I wish I could think of a way to bring up the fact that the Sirens Simon slammed into are both guys *hence why he called them guys* and Zarahk called them women and wanted to touch their butts...alas, I cannot without metagaming...phooey.I yelled at Epiphany for random images, don't make me yell at everyone now.

Ack! Editing now. Sorry. It's very difficult to think of male sirens.

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I'm sure jake would say that they each had their own inner darkness just begging for release, while all he's done has been to remind them that they needn't be afraid of it.

Also, I'll have a post up for him as soon as I can. Although that might be tomorrow morning. Winter weather is not my friend...

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Zarahk, Simon

Zarahk wore his Jousting armor. Well, except for the helmet, of course. Since he was trying to drum up interest in the team, it was best to be in his gear. Not only that, but the armor gave the illusion that he was far more muscular than he actually was. Which was way better for first impressions in so many ways. Not that he looked scrawny without it, but as a middlewieght Jouster he hadn't quite grown into his full potential yet.

The spiderboy was indeed hanging out at the mermaids at the swimteam booth, flexing and making the girls giggle with comments about how skilled he was with his lance. His stack of flyers clutched in one hand, neglected. 

"...Seriously, you should come watch. It's going to be an awesome year for us. And I know I'm going to be keeping track of the swim team this year. I mean I can already see that the talent is undeniably" He paused with an impish smile, looking the one mermaid up and down with his main pair of eyes while not breaking eye contact with the other three pairs. "...enthralling."

He heard a commotion and turned to see Simon entangled with a group of siren dudes after falling into them. He wasn't the most graceful centaur, but he was a good Jouster and a loyal teammate. And a pretty decent wingman.

But then he got out of it and made his way over toward Zarahk, who waved him over. "Simon! C'mere." When the centaur arrived he introduced him to the two Mermaids he'd been talking to.

"Simon, I'd like you to meet Valerie and Vanessa. They're twins." That fact seemed to make the arachnid boy extremely happy. "And this, I'm sure you ladies know is our local star lightwieght Jouster."