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Drakel, "First I need you to test your skills. There is a band of skeletons in the desert that have stopped my sources from traveling to me. If you bring back the master skeleton's third eye, then I will give you a map to ruins that you can learn special abilities."

Wood, They give you 5 gold for the tip. "Back away citizen, we'll handle this insubordinate"

Nex, "I've had troubles finding time hunting birds for restocking my arrow supply. If I give you five arrows and this bow will you go kill at least five birds and bring them back? I'll pay you for your troubles and maybe offer you a job."

Clirkus, "Move on peasant."

Wayne, You gained a level! Your health was raised by 2 pts! You also have built a little shelter. A little shelter is enough room for one person and can hold twice your own storage. Although its defense is really low.

Termite, You over time grow back your arm, but you are correct. Although sun chips speed growth and refill health. Also, the store you are at is the quest reward table.


Koka, "Ahh good. This map leads to treasure... but the problem is that there are two Xs. One leading to an abandoned mine cellar and ancient ruins in the desert. If we choose the wrong one then the map disappears and our chance of finding the treasure is gone. By the way, would you like to join my guild?"

Idle....

Darog the Badger God said
Fuck.Off.

Pls, you want this

Which spammer would win the hungry games

Cpt Toellner said
Charisma and charm can't block a spear.

no, but an alliance can and/or the game maker's choice influenced by the audience of the capitol.

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(I forgot to move the people around. Let's just pretend that they all were stunned by your sudden appearance)

Nex, "They aren't for sale Sir. Though I will sell them if you can do something for me," THIS IS A QUEST, WOULD YOU LIKE TO PROCEED?

Wayne, you earned +5 Exp for innovation in making a weapon. Though the two top guards keep a close eye on you.

Drakel, "I do young man, but in my shop there comes a price. Don't bring out your purse though because it's a different kind of payment." THIS IS A QUEST, WOULD YOU LIKE TO PROCEED?

Clirkus, He says, "Yes, I have ores for sale. If you count that as wares. I have bronze which sells for 35 gold, gold ore 90 gold, silver, 50 gold, sistelcrone which is 400,000,000 gold. Do you like what you see?

Broby, you lost 25 gold.

Termite, you sold your arm. He gives you sun chips in return.

Koka, "Hmm... a dragon. Yes. I know what you are. You can't hide it from me, but I'll keep it a secret from the guards for a price of course." THIS IS A QUEST, WOULD YOU LIKE TO PROCEED?

Wood, He seems to ignore you and then suddenly gives you a threatening look.



Vordak, You don't have the necessary tools to chop down the tree or the height to reach the branches.

Someone help me shove Sable into a garbage compactor

I'm specifically targeting spam members so It'll stay in the spam section.

How old are you?

How old are you on this website? That includes the past guilds as well.

Me? I'm 4 years I think... 3? idk but my birthday was originally in August.

Someone help me shove Sable into a garbage compactor

I should make a 'How old are you' Thread.

Which spammer would win the hungry games

The one who wins the games is the one with the most skill in charisma and charm.

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Termite, The shopkeeper just keeps smiling and looking at you. Eventually he says 'Welcome to my shop of Food. If you're willing to sell yourself, I'll give you a fair deal.'

Nex, Broby, Derp, and Clirkus; the Women welcomes you. "Hello, welcome to my sharp store of the pointiest sticks and the thickest of clubs. What can I do for you?" As you see there are many weapons sprawled out. A wooden sword is 25 gold, a club is 15 gold, a dagger is 10 gold, a spear is 50 gold. There is a bow too, but you can't find the price anywhere. There is a note, but it's faced towards her.

Wood, he quietly whispers for you to go away. As this happens, a guard looks at you with concern.

Drakel, The old women welcomes you. "Hi there interesting young man. You've come to the old history shop of priceless objects that are actually pricey." She smiles with old rotten teeth.

Wayne, you tore down the stand and it makes a ruckus. A guard looks at you, but his attention his drawn to the shady man by the rocks.

Koka, The women yells at you. "I'm no man you peasant. Be on your way you filthy rat. I'm trying to read this map."

Which spammer would win the hungry games

If you're raised in Wisconsin rural life. You'd win.

I know hot to throw wicked knives. Shoot bow. Shoot guns. I'm agile and fast. I'm an expert swimmer.

I can skin animals correctly. but who needs to eat when everyone's dead in a day or two? ;)