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The two besties went crashing to the floor like a pair of bowling pins, with Lock sprawled across them. Mostly. His tail was pinned under one of Carver's legs. The pumpkin creature grabbed Lock's arm and tried to roll to get completely on top.
Carver moved to knee Lock in the stomach as he fell backward. The leverage required to bend the leg and bring it forward was still fairly unfamiliar, but the ease and smoothness of the new joints made up for that; there was almost no friction slowing him down as he threw a couple good kicks and punches of his own.

"Shock," he snapped, "stop playing with the tub and grab the mouse's tail!"
Carver knocked on his chest. "Dear old dad thought I needed an upgrade that's more damage resistant, or whatever. Cage is mounted inside. Cargo pants are still here; I hadn't gotten a chance to retrieve them yet, remember? Or have you not noticed I haven't returned your pajama bottoms either, baby l-- HEY!"

He grabbed Lock and yanked him close to compare their heights. Upon finding the devil was now a whole three inches taller, he let out a frustrated shriek and shoved his friend to the ground. "Shut up! I didn't get to pick the size this time!"

He grumbled quietly, then looked over to Barrel. "Oh yeah. Speaking of which. Remember how I started using feminine pronouns to piss Funkyfart off for calling me an 'it'?" He flicked his new chest curves. "I'm switching to masculine ones, now. I think he's forgotten I'm not actually a girl."
Two days after Halloween, Doctor Finkelstein called Carver up to the lab for her semiannual maintenance and repair routine. Spending as much time with the trio as she did, her cage and limbs tended to get dented, bent, scratched, rusted over, and generally beaten into some sort of less than perfectly functional shape if left unchecked for two long. She could oil her joints herself, of course, but the fine tuning was something she left to her creator. At least it was usually one of the few times he was mostly congenial with her.

Carver climbed up on the operating table and got comfy while Finkelstein retrieved a special potion from a dusty cabinet. She snickered quietly. After a few too many times where she had amused herself with his distraction, and the "unfortunate" discovery that metal bands and cuffs couldn't reliably restrict her vines, it had become standard procedure for him to temporarily paralyze her while he worked on her. She had grown used to it. But this time, there was an extra level of hilarity: she got to calculate how much of his continued use of the potion was out of fear.

Once she was properly paralyzed, the Doctor detangled the vines and splayed them out across the table, letting a few dangle off the side. He quickly detached her limbs.

"Hmmmm..." he said, turning one of her legs about under his spotlight. "You know, my dear... This is a rather old mechanism. I've been maintaining and replacing your limbs regularly over the years, but I haven't actually improved upon the design in a rather long time."

Carver perked up. "You mean I'm getting an upgrade this time?"

Finkelstein nodded, gathering up the rest of her limbs to put them in the pile of inventions waiting to be disassembled, melted down, and repurposed. "My new design will have increased strength and stability, and will be much more damage resistant."

"Sounds good," his creation replied.

He smiled. "Good. Then let us begin, shall we?"

Over the course of the next hour or so, he retrieved and assembled a number of large steel panels pre-shaped for this purpose, attaching them with rivets and gyroscopic ball bearing joints. Once the legs, lower torso, upper back, and arms had been put together, he removed Carver's pumpkin head and carried her cage over to the partially completed body.

With great care, he divided up her vines into four large groups and fed them down into the hollow space inside the new limbs. Once that was done, he attached her cage to a stand inside the chest cavity and connected the front chest pieces to close the whole thing off. Finally, he mounted a new metal head on her neck pipe and riveted it to the chest to ensure it couldn't be taken off or destroyed.

"The paralysis potion should be wearing off any minute now," he informed her. "There are handles inside each of the limbs that you can pull on to make them bend and move. The head is directly connected to your cage, so you should be able to control it naturally."

Carver blinked slowly, getting used to the mechanical eyes, then tilted the head downward to examine her new body while she waited for her vines to finish waking up.

The first thing she noticed was that the new body had been painted orange. The second was that, instead of spreading the tips of her vines to create stumps to stand on or any number of tentacly finger-like digits, she now had actual feet and hands.

The third thing she noticed was the polite curve shaped into each side of her chest: her creator had made a subtle but definitive attempt to hint at femininity. The pumpkin creature slowly raised a corner of her new zigzag mouth. Time to switch pronouns!

Carver wiggled his vines a little bit inside the body, then searched for the handles Finkelstein had mentioned. Upon finding them and maneuvering a vine into place for each, he awkwardly bent the arm to bring his new left hand up where he could examine it better. The Doctor had been meticulous in the design and construction of this hollow body; with one vine on each handle, he had exactly enough vines left to fill and control each of the fingers. He moved and flexed them in turn, testing the joints out, then reached farther upward to feel the top of his head. A solid, twisted piece of metal had been welded to the top to form the resemblance of a pony tail.

Finkelstein watched with smug pride as his creation got used to her new body. Now he would have a constant reminder to take into account her womanly variables, and manage her properly.

"Well?" he asked. "What do you think?"

Carver tried to shrug, but failed. He tried to turn or tilt his head to see what the problem was, but the neck was too stiff to see its own base. He closed his eyes and reached out with his other sense instead... Ah, there was the problem. The location of the shoulder joints was farther out than expected. He opened his eyes and shrugged successfully.

"It's weird, but I get what you mean by more damage resistant. It'll take some time to get used to."

Finkelstein nodded. "Of course, of course, my dear. Now, why don't you get some practice walking, and go show your hooligan friends?"

Carver was delighted to discover that his mechanical eyes were fully capable of rolling. It was a bit jerky and slow going at first -- and he nearly tripped going down the spiral ramp -- but by the time he got to the treehouse he mostly had relative control over his movements.
Agatha withheld most of her responding cackle, still trying to find the right level of subtlety, and politely chittered instead. "Well, things do weigh on a chest if they're left unsaid for too long," she replied. Her heart gave a twisting thump in agreement as he moved his plate to be nearer to her.

She grinned and chinked her glass against his for the toast. "To things going well!"

She couldn't wait to tell her aunts that she finally hooked him. She just barely caught herself before she started dancing in her seat. He was practically her boyfriend!
Barrel froze with his fork halfway to his mouth.

"You didn't!" he blurted out. "I'm...I mean...um..."

Barrel quickly shoved the bite in his mouth...


Agatha blinked and stared at him. He was stuttering? Barrel didn't usually stutter when he was talking to her... She paused. Actually, now that she thought about it, he did stutter when he was showing off his muscles. And he'd almost completely lost his cool when his siblings came in while he was talking about potions... But he was usually so collected when they were talking in the shop. What had changed?

Suddenly he got up and rushed out of the room. She didn't smell anything burning, but... Wait, was he nervous? No, that wouldn't make any sense... What would he be nervous about?

He returned, his usual poised manner having been restored.

Mostly.

"So, um... I..."

Agatha perked up. Was he about to say what she thought he was?

"I guess... What I meant to say is, I..."

Yes?!

Suddenly he swallowed and changed tracks. "I get it."

...Wait? Get...?

"I want this to go well, too."

The witch nearly swooned in her seat as he smiled at her. He wanted their date to go well! She wasn't even upset how much he struggled trying to say the words he clearly meant. Such a declaration would be out of his style, so of course he wouldn't be able to say it outright while staying true to his nature.

She beamed. "Oh, I'm glad! I feel the same way! It's so good to finally just... confront it, rather than beating around the bush!"
Agatha blinked a few times and quickly shook herself out of her reverie.

"No, I'm fine. I just, um... I want to make sure I do things right. I don't want to... ruin things." She almost continued, but then slammed her mouth shut again and looked down at her plate. If would defintely be too up-front if she added, I really want this date to go well.
Agatha's face fell as Barrel turned down her offer. She enjoyed the tantalizing image of him ever so slightly running his tongue over the rim of his mouth, but was worried by his awkward smile immediately after. Bones! She had gotten ahead of herself again! She wasn't entirely sure how to be less subtle about asking for a kiss. Perhaps it was the eyelashes that had done it? In any case, she definitely needed to err more on the side of too subtle than not subtle enough. She didn't want to end up back tracking all of their progress, after all.

She thanked him politely as he brought her the next course, distracted by her calculations.
As Barrel reached forward to fill her glass, he leaned in close and she noticed that in his haste to retrieve the wine, he had forgotten to pat his face clean with a napkin before leaving the table. She cocked a small sideways grin and batted her eyes at him.

"You have a little bit of food stuck on your lip, there," she said coyly. "Would you like me to help clean it off?"
The young witch smiled as he took a more manageable bite the second time. Yes, clearly that first act of mouth-stuffing was on purpose to make her feel more at ease, and naturally he would revert back to his normal gentlemanly manners once that was accomplished.

She took a small bite herself, this time making sure to completely chew and swallow before sending his question.

"Oh, we can all cook pretty well, though it's not a skill we put into use very often. It's a completely different thing, bringing the flavor out of ingredients versus bringing out their magical properties. But potion making and ritual magic are very big on following directions to the letter, and knowing all the rules for what kind of substitutions you can make without running the end product, which makes us very good at learning new recipes. Mostly, though, we eat only two or three different meals regularly, and they're rather simple, compared to this."

She beamed a little bit and reached forward to take a drink, stopping at the last second as she realized her glass was still empty.

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