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Carver yelped as his vine got jerked forward and struggled against her grip as she tied it in a knot around a very spicy pepper. The vine didn't function as a tongue so much as its appearance implied, but the spice levels were still high enough to irritate his sensitive fleshy bits. He yanked it back inside his mouth and began desperately trying to free himself from the bite.

"OWWWW! What did I do??" he demanded once he could speak properly. "Barrel's the one who assumed you told him! It's not my fault Lock decided to play along with that assumption!"
Carver tried to growl at the trio in response to their teasing. Unfortunately, the position of those two vines made it more of a strangling gurgle than anything. He continued soaking his vines for a few more minutes, then quickly retracted them so he could join in snickering at Barrel's predicament. He reached to pull his popcorn bucket out of his chest as the best part of the show started, but was again stopped by the differences in his new body.

Barrel came back and charged at Shock. Right on cue, Lock confirmed who had (supposedly) let slip the trick. Then the smallest trickster opportunistically joined the fight, which wasn't a part of the plan but was still a great bonus. And Carver had to watch without his popcorn, because his new chest couldn't open up to be used as a storage container.

Once everything calmed down, the pumpkin creature leaned back in his seat to sulk while he soaked the next pair of vines. It was unlikely he'd get all of them soaked before dinner officially ended, but if he just gave up and left now, the others would get suspicious and quickly figure out who was actually responsible for the food situation.
After finally finding a way out of the pumpkin patch where a part of the wall was crumbling a bit, Carver had spent the rest of his night hanging out with Barrel in the lair and generally staying out of Shock's way while she updated her plans. The oldest trickster was still in a glowing mood, and none of her siblings wanted to be the first to bring her down from that. When Lock got home, Carver made sure never to be alone in the same room with him. As far as Barrel knew, the only interaction between the two that day had been when Carver "slipped" Lock a gift while Lillith wasn't looking, and the pumpkin creature wanted to keep it that way.

Around the time Barrel started on dinner, Carver put a cauldron on to simmer. While Barrel was looking for some reasonably intact dishes to use, Carver took a few minutes to throw in some compacted manure flakes and let them soak up the water. He was just finishing up as the bigger boy came back in to retrieve the pepper.

"What, not waiting for me?" he asked his face-stuffed friend as he put his bowl on the table. "Sheesh, no manners at all!"

Carver went to dip his finger-like vines in the bowl by reflex, but stopped himself just before dunking his metal hands into the nutrient muck. Right. New body. Bones. He took a moment to think about it, then decided let his limbs go limp and feed his vines out through the mouth hole.

...Only two fit. He was going to have to soak his vines two at a time.

"Thuckink ngoo ekthothkegetong! Thith thucks!" he complained, looking for all the world like a chameleon with a paralyzed tongue dangling onto the table in front of him.
Agatha immediately perked up. "That's brilliant! I know whose residence it will be, but not whether it'll be inside or outside." She quickly shuffled through the pile of papers to find the one she needed. "But if I put the charm a few steps before the gate, then it'll definitely get activated before she's ready. And if she did any of her homework on protection charms and checks the threshold itself, that will be completely clean. I just need to make a false threshold for the charm to take to..."

She took half an hour or so to hammer out the details with her aunts, making sure her plan was flawless, then spent the rest of the night gathering the materials she would need and preparing a diagram for the layout of the runes.

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Lillith had a grand time finishing Lock's punishment with a reward for maintaining good behavior for the duration. With excellent timing, the replacement for her damaged anniversary gift had arrived that evening. The look on Lock's face when he opened the empty box, only to turn around and see her in nothing but the new set of lingerie -- while he was tied to a tree just out of arm's reach -- was priceless and well worth the wait.

After they had had their fun, the vampiress released her pet to go home and catch up with his siblings.
"Because she's been interfering in my relationship with Barrel for a long time. She keeps using our feelings for each other against us. Barrel only ever gets into trouble when the other two drag him into it; the fact he's so fed up that he wants some kind of vengeance says something, you know?"

She picked up on of her notes and offered it to them: a basic description of the effect she was trying to achieve, and some scribbled thoughts on how to get it to work. "Besides, if I can find a way to get the timing right, I think I've found a way to keep her from even finding out either of us had anything to do with it."
Agatha sat down on her bed amongst the clutter and took a deep breath. "Barrel 'let slip' that Shock is planning a trick on... somebody, and he wanted me to, uh, interfere with it," she explained. "I know what I want the effect to be, but I don't know how to time it properly, since he didn't tell me when she was going to set it off."

The teen witch held up her hands in case they were about to lecture her on wanton use of magic, or stooping to the tricksters' level. "Nothing too dangerous or damaging, just something subtle to interfere with her concentration and mess up her trick."
Carver scowled as he left, but didn't continue the conversation. Gift given, and blame appropriately misallocated, he continued his current mission to get out of the pumpkin patch without using the gates.

Lillith returned shortly thereafter with a box under her arm, her vampiric grace keeping her footsteps completely silent as she approached him from behind. She took a moment to watch his demeanor -- he seemed oddly non-sulky considering his punishment -- before announcing her presence and untying his leash to continue toward their destination.

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Meanwhile, now that the shop was closed for the day, Agatha was pacing back and forth across her room, periodically stopping to look again at the notes and books strewn across her bed. She had a good, solid idea of what she wanted to do. She just couldn't figure out how to execute it so it was timed properly.

"AUNT AGGIE! AUNT AGNES!" she finally called in desperation. "Can you please come help me with a hex?""
Carver growled. "It's not just the shortness for me, and you damn well know it!" He took what looked for all intents and purposes like a deep calming breath, then conceded, "But fine, if this body ever gets damaged enough to need another upgrade, I won't make fun of you anymore once I'm taller than you."

He grunted. "Anyway, the message was that the next time Barrel makes spicy food for dinner, to switch your bowl with his when he's not looking. Now, I have to get going before your girlfriend flies back and sees 'Corvin' not being a childish vermin-chasing fool."

He waved and stomped off to go find a shorter section of fence where he could keep trying to pull himself over, outside the field of view of any onlookers who might happen to pass by.
Lillith patted him on the head and said, "Be good, pet. I'll be right back." Then she merrily skipped back toward town, her vampiric nature preventing the motion from being anything other than astoundingly graceful.

Carver waited until she was gone before stopping his charade and returning to Lock. "I did have a message for you from Shock, but if you want me to not say anything and pretend I did -- which she'd happily believe me over you, at the moment -- then by all means, please keep taunting me about the stupid shortcomings my dear old dad included in this body I didn't ask for. Pet," he added condescendingly.
Lillith chuckled evilly. "oh, I think not. Nice try, however."

She pulled him closer to the wall and tied his leash to one of the crooked iron spikes sticking out of the top of the stonework. "If you don't want to walk back with me, you can just stay here, then." She smirked at him and put her commanding voice back on: "Sit. Stay."

Carver snickered, fully enjoying this display. When Lillith glanced over to see what he found so funny, he ran off along the wall yelling in his best Excited Spooky Corvin voice that, "I, SEE YOU, RAT!"
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