Teresa of the Faint Smile

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Legend said
*Takes your hand*Man, Dark's kids are mean.

*Pulls my weight backwards a little, lifting you to your feet*
You have an exquisite fragrance. If they did this to you, I think they're mean too.

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Legend said
Yeah, I figured he would be... I told him not to, though.

A father is bound to worry about his precious little girl.
*Holds a hand out for you*

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Legend said
Okay... I intend to wait a while anyway.

That's the way forward!
*Nudges you playfully and gently before standing up and sheathing my sword*
Stay safe. Your father was very worried about you, madame.

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Legend said
Why... why would you tell me that?

Honesty goes a long way. See? It didn't even hurt.
*Slides my hand from your eye to your cheek and squeezes it a little bit*
You're overly adorable. Find yourself someone who's good for you, not your average sleazebag. Okay?
*Lets go of your cheek*

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Legend said
Hey! As a matter of fact... I haven't... actually... had a boyfriend.............Anyway, a few hours ago.

*Looks surprised*
Is that so? Well then. This may induce somewhat of an excruciating pain.
*Slowly removes the eye dressing and cleans the outer wound slightly before replacing the dressing*

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Legend said
Um... okay. Doing that.

It must be difficult being this pretty. I bet you're titillating with the boys, aren't you?
*Chuckles, trying to get her mind off things*
Hm.
*Inspects the dressing over the missing eye*
When was this put on?

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Legend said
Well, nice to meet you then! If my dad hired you, then you must either be a great scientist or a great missionary! And I lost it in a fight. Actually, I technically lost both.

*Teleports to you and kneels beside you*
You poor thing. You tug on my heart-strings.
*Puts my hand on your forehead and feels for your temperature*
You're burning up. You may go into shock, so I want you to focus on being stress-free.

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Etcetera said
I have a war to stall. Could you please just make sure she's okay after the fight?

*Stands up and cracks my neck*
But of course. I will gladly see to her.

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Etcetera said
Ooh. Hey, do you mind checking on my daughter? I'm mega worried.

What's stopping you? *Condescendingly*

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Etcetera said
That can be a hassle.

They were disgruntled due to something about the king and his taxes.