Teresa of the Faint Smile

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Inga_Un-Go99 said
Yeah. You gonna help dingledorf over here show me where the store is? *points at tall guy*

*Chuckles*
He's busy.
*Fiddles with the pot and puts another packet of ramen in it*
Throw this one on the floor and I'll... yeah.

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Inga_Un-Go99 said
*looks at her sadly* you murdered that bunny *tear falls down my face* I love bunnies!

Such is the circle of life.
*Sits on the stool*
You want ramen or not?

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Inga_Un-Go99 said
But I don't know how to cook *stares at rabbit* wanna see a trick? Abracadabra! *points fingers towards bunny as it comes back to life and rushes towards the forest*

*The rabbit suffers cardiac arrest, and the matter that makes it up dissolves*
When I kill something, it stays dead.
*Coughs hard and hunches over, then stands up normally*
Fine, you want some ramen?

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Inga_Un-Go99 said
*looks saddened* but I'm sooo hungry *everyone hears my stomach growl* need sustenance

*Throws you a dead rabbit*
Eat this then.

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Inga_Un-Go99 said
How did I do that!? *looks for ramen* hey! Lady with the cooking stuff! Where my ramen? *looks for lady*

You threw it on the ground. I'm not making any more food for today.

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Inga_Un-Go99 said
Oooo what's your name tall sir!? *stares up at him* nice to meet you

*Grabs you by the shoulders and pins you to a tree, hanging you in mid air*
What the hell!? I leave for 15 minutes and you try to kill everyone!?

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Inga_Un-Go99 said
*leans against you and plays with your hair* could you escort me? *stares into her eyes deeply*

*Looks slightly uncomfortable*
Sure...?

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Etcetera said
Physically, mentally, or actually?

Hit me with all three.
*Jokingly takes a defensive stance*

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Inga_Un-Go99 said
*smiles slowly* I see you like being a little rough, huh? *winks and smiles flirtingly*

*Laughs and pulls you up*
Seriously though.. Please don't go in there. There's another forest over there.
*Points*

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Etcetera said
I'm just gonna sit this one out.

*Looks at you*
How old are you again?