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7 yrs ago
Current you can never really tell if a person is looking out from behind their own eyes, or if the eyes are being piloted by tiny mice in swivel-chairs.
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7 yrs ago
If you have Ghosts, You have everything
7 yrs ago
ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD
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7 yrs ago
You aren't a true historian until you want to die because you have to properly cite 70 different footnotes on your 20 page paper at 1 AM the day it is due
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7 yrs ago
Prayer does nothing. Demand change from your representatives. This is the ONLY country where mass shootings are a regular occurrence.
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Bio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psYQl2wmgyU

College student at a state college in the American Pacific Northwest. I am studying history to go into an education masters program, and then hopefully go teach high schoolers, also going for a political science minor since I keep taking polysci classes :V . Positive Nihilist, leftie, enjoy in depth discussion of topics/fun tangents, also enjoy being left alone... depends on the day. I also am not a fan of capitalizing the beginning of a sentence. why does it need a capital letter? there's already a punctuation mark before it! (he says as he continues to capitalize the word "I")

Other interests include:
-Overwatch: support/Junkrat main. #freefuey
-Combat Robotics: and if you're like me and are too poor to actually build shit but want to pretend you've made something anyway, check out ARC (http://s10.zetaboards.com/Drowning_City_Forums/index/). /cross-forum plug :V
-also in the vein of robotics, I volunteer through the FIRST (for Inspiration and Recognition of Science and Technology) Robotics Competition community. FIRST puts on a lot of really cool robotics based events for schoolchildren, and I do encourage you to check out their events and/or get into volunteering if you're into that sort of thing. it's also a gigantic commitment and probably not as much fun for people who aren't as into it as I am :V . still, go take like 3 minutes to watch this, this shit is so cool! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjDSCT96K2w
-Hearthstone (fuck cubelock amirit I definitely dont love cubelock or anything)
-MtG (and by that I mean I dick around with a group hug commander deck with my friends)
-I play Sheik in one of the Super Smash brothers games but I forget which one. pretty sure it's not melee :V

Most Recent Posts

I have an active JLUer as well btw, who will be getting a post quite soon :D
If I wanted to I could probably powerbuild to a +30 bonus in Pathfinder

I dunno why I'd want to do that though :P
I rolled a 47

I think my d20 broke
I'm still waffling on whether my secondary will be The Warden (avatar of the green/swamp thing OCified) or Shade (also OCified, but mostly just so I can give him a personality I like and so that he isn't either ridiculously OP or just a villain with a magic cane lol). Once I decide you'll have another leaguer


Bludhaven // USA:

May 16th, 2019 - 12:44 AM //Caernaervon District// A Steriotypically Evil Man with a Steriotypically Evil Distraction


Of course he sets a fucking apartment on fire... Of course there was an apartment to set on fire...grjkrewjrklwerjl. Ghost's thoughts are, understandably, a bit of a frustrated mess as she's forced to lose her quarry. She could track down a man in a weird suit with a crotch gun tomorrow. These people might not live through the next 10 minutes. Fortunately the fire wasn't up in earnest, and there was rain starting up, but she could still see the glow of fire deep inside the building. Dodging a passing cannon shot from her phallic foe - how the fuck..., She went to work immediately, crashing through an upper story window and into the main hallway of the building. Down the hall was a fire alarm, which she pulled. Forcing open the closest door, she flew through the rooms checking for people - empty. They'd be coming back to a surprise. She moved to the next room. two. able bodied. more doors were starting to open, and she accosted a passerby. "Is there anyone living near here who will struggle to get out of this building?"

"Holy Sh- yes, 503. Paulina's deaf and lives alone"

Ghost was gone before the sentence had finished, breaking through another door. The woman was indeed still sleeping - and of course this building hadn't installed visual alarms. Ghost slapped the woman awake. She had learned a few signs, in the event that she ran into a deaf person, and she signed "danger. trust." Before grabbing onto the woman by her arms - mostly using her own strength to do so - and dragging her to the window. She set herself down for a moment and pushed the glass of the window outwards before picking her back up and floating out. It was more of a controlled fall than anything else, but they got to the ground in relative safety. People were starting to gather, but she figured that trying to get a decent evaluation of who was missing from them would be an exercise in inefficiency, so she went back up to the fifth floor as the firemen and police officers started to arrive. she could start to feel the heat as she moved down to the fourth floor, busting open doors on that level.

This is hopeless...can never finish in time...can never be sure... A cat in 407, quickly lifted out from under the bed, through the window, and onto the ground. It bolted, but at least it wasn't trapped in a burning building. The next story, the heat very noticeable now. 304, a man completely passed out on a couch, smelling strongly of alcohol, an empty whiskey bottle on the floor. He was heavy, they more or less just fell, and she was pretty sure she heard something break in his leg. The next room. nothing. The next room. nothing. The next room. nothing. second floor - beginning to become unreasonably hot. At this point she was listening for cries for help as she navigated with care above the crumbling floorboards, avoiding the flames licking at them. If this heat didn't wake them, they were as good as dead anyway. No sound, and she could feel the heat slowing her down. she exited out of a window on the ally-side of the building, avoiding the crowds as she frantically beat at a small flame at the end of her dress that the rain helped put out. She then flew to the top of a nearby building and just kind of collapsed, watching the building become engulfed. The storm that was coming through would prevent it from spreading - but what if she had missed someone - what if someone was dead on her inability to be fast enough? strong enough?

Why the HELL didn't I expect him to know I was coming?
if none of the current leaguers want to help you out, my secondary will be in the Justice League when I get my next post out lol


Bludhaven // USA:

May 16th, 2019 - 10:00 AM // Saalima's Apartment// It Always Goes Deeper


Saalima woke to her alarm with a start. She forgot it was Thursday... she was supposed to stream in an hour, and she still had so much to do in the meantime. She started some hot water for tea, and made some ramen, holding another ice pack up on her head with her powers as she did so. She'd need to catch up with a few of her street contacts. She also wanted to get whatever info she could on that cop who didn't report her to the others. Carl was his name, and it was relatively easy to find him in the employment records. She'd made a public request for information a year ago, and there was a Carl on the list of employees - she'd have to check later to see if it was the same guy. But first, she needed to make some money.

Bludhaven // USA:

May 16th, 2019 - 9:00 PM // Saalima's Apartment// It Always Goes Deeper


Waking up from a quick nap, Saalima donned her dress. looking out the window, she did a quick check to make sure no one was looking before putting on her headscarf and darting out the window. Trevor usually slept near the Baily Church, and he was one of her strongest leads - able to pick up gossip from some of the darker parts of street life. He also told her things without charge, generally. She decided to start her patrol in that area, and eventually came across her friend, lounging in a back alley next to the church's dumpster. She floated down and lounged across the alleyway from him.

"Good to see you're still around. Caused quite a stir last night, you did..." he trailed off for a bit, looking intently at something that wasn't really there. "I ain't really got that much for ya here, unfortunately. Only thing I got for ya are rumors of a metahuman called Tusk organizing some shit. No idea if he's connected to whatever you got up to with that fiddler though."

"Haven't heard of Tusk either... any locations? times? goals?"

"Whatever he's going for, he's keeping it quiet"

She nodded, and flew away. The name meant nearly nothing, but it was a starting point - she'd have to start drawing information out of criminals she ran into. She passed by the park concert a few minutes later, and it seemed to be going fine. She imagined that whatever was planned she was able to thwart the previous day. Her patrol continued relatively uneventful - the one drug deal she did run into was a pretty easy job to take care of, and she was sure that the dealer would think twice about pulling a gun on her in the future, especially since the arm he did it with wouldn't be very useful for a few months.

The comparative peace of that night, however, was broken by a small explosion over in the Caernaervon section. She quickly made her way over to the area. the source of the sound seemed to have come from a bank, which seemed just about right based on the large hole taken out of the wall of the building. She'd have to take this cautiously - that was not small scale weaponry. turns out the bank was rather small, though, and she floated in just in time to see a man shoving his...pelvis into the last keyhole of the safe, surrounded by 4 guards armed with what looked like metal dildos? The ghostly figure, previously unseen hovering above the robbers burst out laughing. They looked up,
perplexed and surprised "I...HAHA...I can't believe... I get to have... one of those villains...with an idiotic theme...HAHAHAHA! What are you compensating for little man."

"Get her!" The man with the pelvic tool yelled to his guards, who immediately threw their weapons at her, drawing more. she easily deflected all of them, and telekinetically sucker punched the closest one. he took it surprisingly well, but a few more hard shoves with her powers made short work of him. turns out it's hard to fight invisible waves of force. Ghost was immediately suspicious, as she deflected the next wave of dildos and started beating down on the next one from range. This was way too easy. way too... comically villainous. What was its purpose? The third martial artist was down - she was able to get a good focused hit in on his left kneecap, so he wasn't going much of anywhere for a while - and the man finally turned around, vault open. "I'd fight you, but I have bigger needs. come to think of it, so do you" He said, looking pointedly out the windows. she turned around to see 6 more men armed like his guards, setting the apartment complex across the street on fire. She was out the door and over there like a flash - There were people in there - people who needed help.
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Uh, clay?


is it actually clay? i thought he was still a person
clayface except he's made of slime instead of ...

wait what's he usually made of :V
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