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Current I've just written the worst post i've ever made in an Rp, and i don't know how i could have made it better.
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Do you reckon he'd taste of veal or game rabbit?

I would want to say he's basically a ball of animal fat on legs, but from what you see of him in that one scene, he's mainly red meat, with very few ligaments or visceral tissue. So if you, say, roasted him over an open fire, it'd be dark, lean meat. He'd probably not require all that much in the way of seasoning, either.
@TrixyTrix

The other girl grinned, and hung up the phone. The smile was more out of relief then anything, for a moment she was shocked and blinded as the purple-haired youth vanished from her sight. But she'd just transformed, showing herself off in a flashy way. Violetta glared into her opponent's eyes, for a moment wondering who did her hair, it looked fabulous, but she stopped herself. If nothing else, this girl could be pumped for information before she either died or converted to her side. She laughed at her own joke. Vi didn't. She took two steps forward, to within operative range of the flame machine, and began talking.

"I'm Violetta, if you must know. I'm here doing some gruntwork for my employer. Some stuff about a hidden lab, probably one of the humans cooking up meth. You seen any meth lab explosions around these parts?" She began, trying to keep her voice casual. She glanced at her phone, and thumbed through a set of maps for the area. According to maps that had been last updated around a year ago, there was nothing in the area except factories and sewage plants. But they would say that, wouldn't they?

Someone say Heresy?

Nothing brings people together like arson and Mass murder.

Also, it's kind of annoying how Ariamis probably has a better handle on my character then I do.
And that's how the really nerdy magical girls all fell to despair.

Violetta turned the corner, nodding at the unfamilliar girl going about her business, and perked up when she heard her cell phone ringing. She reached into a pocket without breaking her stride, but it took her three guesses and an awkward moment of self-fondling before she found the phone and flipped it open. She thought it was one of her squad of magical minions still stationed somewhere secret. She was wrong.

"Violetta?"
"Speaking."
"Yes, this is Maria."
"I'm not gonna ask how you got this number, boss, but imagine I have."
"I've been informed that there's been sightings of illegal magical research at the industrial sector."
"And this is my problem...How?"
"Conduct an investigation and apprehend the people behind this activity."
"Is this one of those need-to-know things?"
"Once you're done report back to me."
"Fiiine."
Click.

She seemed chirpier then usual, Violetta noted as she dialed another number into her phone. Like someone was listening in on their call, and she had to put on the Charles Xavier poor-pitiful-me impression for just slightly too long. Mmm, Charles Xavier. He was gonna be played by Patrick Stewart before he'd died in one of the first magical girl uprisings in america. Hollywood had been one of the first places to fall. Despite herself, she kinda wished she could've seen that film.

Somebody was behind her. She didn't even need to turn round, she could see her in the black reflection on her phone. It was the magical girl from earlier, making some half-assed attempt to sneak behind her. Violetta wasn't going to ruin her fun. She kept marching on, glancing in rear view mirrors and lamp post reflections, constantly keeping her in sight as she cued up another number.

"Valkyrie squad? This is Violetta, i'm at the corner of straße Zauber and Doppelzwei, in the industrial district, and we've been called out for some recon work. Vi out."
Just so everyone knows, I'm going to let Trix get a chance to respond before I pick up the phone.
<Snipped quote by Ariamis>

/edit Alice can read minds tho...


Oh crap.

My only hope is that the girl in the nazi uniform and wreathed in smoke clutching a flamethrower somehow gets ignored. Yaaaaay...
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