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Current I've just written the worst post i've ever made in an Rp, and i don't know how i could have made it better.
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Give us the doctor.
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Nothing. Nothing there, either. Violetta paced, boots crunching against the ice, her gaze locked on the upside down horizon as her eyes scanned the thing. But all that served to do was to distract her from the snowman sneaking up on her, who managed to get close enough to sink his teeth into her arm. Unfortunately, the thing didn't seem to be bright enough to realize what happens when you puncture high-pressure canisters. She yelped as the bottom row of teeth dug into the unguarded back of her arm and dismissed the weapon. It vanished into sparkles, but the damage had been done already. The black tar-like substance burst out of where the weapon used to be, soaking into the thing's skin and making it look like it had bitten into an oil pipe. She couldn't set the snowman on fire, now. it'd take up the ball with them.

Violetta took hopping steps back, reforming the flamethrower around her left hand. She scrabbled at the leathery belt buckles holding it in place, and finally managed to detach it from her hand, and grabbed the iron tube with both hand. She swung. A head-sized snowball landed some two feet away and rolled, leaving the ice and snow smeared with black. Not, admittedly the best melee weapon. She didn't need to do melee, she had other people to do that. Speaking of, where were they? She'd been in here long enough, what was taking the Valkyries so long?
I was imagining seawater left out to dry in the sun or artificially with heated copper rods. The water evaporates, leaving behind the salt. It was either that word or Seamining, because there are such things as landlocked salt mines, and i chose the one that alliterated. Salt is a pretty useful little substance, especially in a port town. Fish goes bad, but salted salmon or mackeral lasts for weeks on the back of a trader's wagon, so a port always needs salt. Although i don't think many dwarves that aren't valley hicks would take to the fisherman's life.
I have the writer's block. Please forgive me for not making a post today.
I'd disagree. There's a time and a place for purple prose. A character sheet is not one of them.
Dwarf fortress dwarves are best dwarves, good choice.

Also, it's weird how sometimes you write way too much but feel like you wrote barely enough.
I might as well ask some questions about dwarvish society, before i get my history segment done Exactly what kind of dwarves are you expecting? Lord of the rings-style money-grubbers who dig because there's gold in them thar hills? Discworld-style silent and quiet types used to poverty and downtroddeness, who dig because it's safer then living on the surface? Or more Dwarf Fortress artisan, heavily into drink and liberty, who dig because with each layer down you find a whole rainbow of stones and gems just waiting to be arranged and set into some trinket?

I know there's not a whole lot of difference on the surface of each of these, but it'd help for me to get a feel for the world a bit.


Appearance: Haughty, with angled features and a certain look like she was hewn from mahogany Koganusan is the spitting image of dwarvish merchant's wife of a billion woodcuts . She's pictured here without her beard on. In the fortress where she was raised, wigs and toupees were the fashion at the time, ever since the discovery and subsequent invention of bauxite and mythril filaments. The metallurgs and engravers of the time were highly skilled and braiding and shearing miniature works of art designed to be worn under the chins. She had to sell hers to pay her way.

Name: Koganusan Hawlaestic Sunkissed. If you get on her good side, she'll let you call her "Cog".

Age: Koganusan is not in the flower of her youth. More of the wrinkly unripe fruit of middle age. She's three-and-fifty.

Gender: Despite the beard and bodily hair, she's female.

Personality: Koganusan, like the infamous dwarven encampment for which she's named, is introverted and secluded to the point of mutism. She doesn't talk much, and what does end up coming out of his mouth is often broken and twisted, followed by mutterings and swears in Mine-speak. Unless you want to buy or sell, in which case she opens up like the emperor's palace to foreign ambassadors, and it's practically impossible to get her to stop.

Previous Profession: Purveyor and Racketeer.

History: It's hard to explain a dwarf's history without revealing something of their ancestry. A dwarf of the valleys shares little if anything with the dwarves of the hearth, who in turn share nothing with the saltsmithers of port Arz, or the merchants of the catacombs of Dhalmad. And none of those will even deign to raise their name to the dwarves of the shantytown. Barely anything but mining camps hewn into the side of a mountain, which gather houses like dog doings attract flies. As for Koganusan, she was born and raised in one of these, known in dwarvish as Gröf Herbergi, or salt catacombs. The place was built above rich seams of salts and nitrates over a bed of sandstone. It's a dry, acidic place where the sand stains your feet red. Gröf Herbergi was deep set into sandstone, and gained a reputation for salts and acidic deposits, as well a deeply hot and bitterly long sun. The name of "Sunkissed" denotes Koganusan's place in life: On the surface, bargaining with trade caravans.

Her mother, a broad woman by the name of Korsefandi, was the town tanner and leatherworker, with a face like she was constantly sucking on lemons. She taught her well before her untimely death and subsequent. How to cut leather, and dye wool. How to juggle scales. How to balance books. How to pretend iron was silver, and to melt down coins in secret. How to grease palms, and shave a little off the top for you and yours. She'd been good at it, and Koganusan had struggled to keep the lies going after her death. Of course, by that time she'd been in way too over her head already. She barely remembered for what exactly she'd been accused of, but these lies are like a dam, and all it takes is one rock to was away for the dam to burst. She'd ran, carrying most of her possessions on her back. Modern science has, as of yet, been unable to determine the maximum carrying capacity for a dwarven peasant, and she'd made it almost to the big city of men itself before she'd faltered and had been forced to sell her beard. She's in the arena because it's the easiest way to get back on her feet, gather enough to make a profit, and get herself some dinerii behind her. And once she does, she's going back to the mountains and sinking her teeth into the nearest mineral vein and she's never going to let it go.

Preferred Arms: The dwarvish weapons of choice are hammers and picks. Mine-to-mine warfare means that anything long or that requires stabbing are practically useless. However, Koganusan was never at home in mines at the best of times, and her preferred weapon to defend her hearth and home was the khopesh, a sickle-like sword.


Still a work in progress.
The hole that Violetta stood by, created by her companion, had sealed up with new ice, and the ice she stood on creaked distressingly as well, whether it be a result of her weight, or the heat she gave off


Were you calling me fat, flamelord?
Lovely, can't wait until the charsheets start popping up. I'm thinking of playing a dwarf, possibly an Ironmonger with an affinity towards swamp gas and marsh fire.
This sounds very interesting, and I guess I'll throw my hat into this
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