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@Eschatologist @TheDookieNut

hello everyone and happy weekend
apologies for the delay
was intending to write last night but being ridiculously unhandy spent four hours trying to put up a garden table in an effort to take advantage of the lovely weather and after that really wasn't in the mood.

As is said above, reactions and description are encourage and feel free to add to the scene and story as you will.. npcs always welcome. Any questions let me know
10:38am
Floor Four- Department of Experimental Charms


George was watching her, rye amusement on his face as he saw her "playing with old magic" as he liked to call it. Nevermind he was saving his ungrateful hide. She wanted to punch him but that would only amuse him more. He loved it when he got under people's skins.

Then he changed like a dog catching a scent. She saw his eyes widen and he threw himself against the office door even as the screams began.

For a moment it felt as if the whole world was screaming, voices she knew erupting in fear and she felt herself stagger, her wand still in her hand. She felt paralysed, bemused by the situation even as George threw himself against the door only from it to burst back upon him, a small sea of people surging outwards, eyes wide, mouths stretched in silent screams as they fled. She moved forward even as they surged outwards,stopped in her tracks by a tendril of green mist,horrifyingly familiar.

The dark mark in her office,but who and who, she wasn't sure which who was worse, who was dead or who had conjured that foul sign?

It was as if a spell had unlocked her feet and she threw herself forward,pushed back by a hand she didn't recognise. She could hear the rumble of feet above her, screams down the corridor, somewhere in the distance the bang of a spell going off.

"This is everywhere" she whispered half to herself "we're under attack"

People were flooding the corridor, pushing in different directions each with their own idea of how to escape, the only thought in their head to run, to hide, to escape. Perhaps it was for the best she had not seen the mark with her own eyes. perhaps she would be running too. Fear was turning to anger, ice boiling to steam and she gave a little growl,

" not in my fucking house."

the anger was boiling, turning into drive,thoughts of flight lost in a steely focus even as she saw two people smash into eachother both running for their lives, impact coming with a sickening crunch. At the other end of the corridor She could see three hit wizards being carried away from the action even as they fought against the sea of people.

Pandemonium. Headless chickens in a farm yard, perfect prey for death eaters. She was ashamed and angry that in such circumstances this was the general reaction of the ministry of magic, terrified cowardice.

but not everyone

She heard a snarl from George as he gave up on the door searching for another way in. She could tell by his demeanour what he was about to do before he did it and turned away

"Bombarda" dust flooded the hallway and more screams filled the corridor, hands moving to cover eyes, people staggered, stumbling back stunned by the sound the sea suddenly motionless as people struggled to recover from the force of the blast.

She recovered quickly , her diminutive height always a factor in these situations, she touched her wand to the floor a single idea in her mind, restoring order.

"Elevarte"

A small piece of the hardwood floor began to rise and she balanced upon it precariously as it took her above the massing crowd, terror temporarily suspended as they stared at her between racking coughs, through streaming eyes.

Not for long, George had inadvertently bought her precious seconds, she had to use them.

Her wand now at her throat she hissed "sonorous" her voice suddenly booming to carry amongst the corridors of the second floor

"The emergency apparition points on the fourth floor are located next to the cafeteria . Please, all those wishing to leave the building stay on the right of the corridor walking three abreast so magical assistance and support can reach those that need it."

It always amazed her how terror turned people into sheep the crowd forming up beneath her, the odd twat pushing and running through the crowd, most happy to feel that suddenly all was in hand, walking quickly the odd smile for those moving along the corridor in opposite direction and she continued

"Any that cannot apparate please attach yourself to someone that can, Any that wish to stay please begin a thorough search of each room. Mark each searched room with an M and seal the door. Groups of 2"

Her lips became a snarl her voice the same sing song sound of the elevator

"Any traitor coming into our house and thinking they can fuck with us, please stay where you are and pray the hit wizards reach you before I do.Thank you for your cooperation"

The plank of wood descended and she moved to join George stopping for a moment, anger fading as she steeled herself for what she might find, all she could see was death in her mind, Kay slumped over her desk eyes wide, Daz throat cut, the images flashed and she felt her breathing rise. It couldn't be as bad as that?

Eyes shut she followed George into the room
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OOC
Billy:
10:38am


Transfiguring your watch into a gun is a deft manoeuvre and your bullets fly true. Suprised by the speed of the deadly hail coming towards him he raises his wand only for the bullets to become 3 rain drops spattering his coat. He seems shocked and suprised turning to his left only to find himself placed on his arse by a large muscular man who strikes him hard across the face, kicking his wand away with a grunt of satisfaction. A flick of his own wand binds the treacherous trainee and he turns to you with a snarl.

You know the man, Stephen Blackwell, current head of the auror office with Scrimgeour's ascension to the top job. A burly man, temperament like a bear... calm...calm.. calm... rawr...calm... calm. Your relationship with him is an odd one, he's technically your boss and if he doesn't like you he can request a new trainer with a simple owl yet as an outside trainer it's your responsibility to train him. An odd dynamic... how does Billy take that... does he like the man?.. feel free to flesh out the details of him.

"In this country, we don't kill unless we have too, you will follow those rules"

You can reply if you want but any back and forth between you is cut off quickly. by a shout at the other side of the room. You take in the scene. The room is left in chaos chairs overturned papers strewn across the flaw. A number of people are only just appearing from under their desks with relieved glances at 3 other hog tied figures in different parts of the room.

Lisa is lying on the floor at your feet, you see the rise and fall of her chest even as she begins to stir, the effect of the cruciatus curse still leaving her body with tiny spasms.

You see one set of aurors dragging a 5th hog tied individual into an office on one side of the room, another set dealing with a number of remedial cuts and scrapes, whilst blackwell is joining a third set crouching by the doors to the office surrounding a man with blood caking his face from a split in his scalp. There are flashes of light in the corridor beyond and the wounded man seems to be giving a report even as he gets treatment

(A bit more of a reaction post lot went on and now billy has a few seconds downtime to consider...so i want to know how your feeilng, how your going to deal with lisa and finally what are your priorities which of the 3 groups your going to join, the interrogation, the healing or back into the fray. End your post with you heading to join whichever group you choose. Any questions let me know.)


George
10:38

Caroline follows you into the room, eye shut giving you a second to react. You can see someone has established order outside and hit wizards running in different directions, some clasping medikits. You can hear shouts and curses further down the corridor and occassionaly people duck at loud bangs, the odd shriek piercing the bubbling calm. If they hear the sounds of loss you know people will react. Kay is dead, sprawled, eyes lifeless, mouth stretched in the sound of her scream. You know what will happen if people see and hear this. Pandemonium...panic. How you will prevent people seeing and hearing is up to you but prevent it.

Would you try and comfort Caroline or are you in business mode.... do you need to interogate the imperiorised... do you think he could tell you anyting, for somewhere there is a mind behind those eyes? Alternatively you can join the throng and try and find yourself a task... a purpose... what are your priorities at this time... information... a plan... revenge?

(if you choose to interrogate or comfort Caroline let me know and I will tell you what he says/ we can collab it.)

@Eschatologist @TheDookieNut

I've got the day off tomorrow but I'm off out so I will write the update tomorrow or friday

Just a note about my style of updating- I'm afraid it's not normal for this site and it's a bit like a dungeons and dragons

My idea is to give you an idea of what is going on through a post paint you a picture of what's going on to try and set you up however when things happen in the ooc part I would like your reaction to them particularly if they are big things. So for example with caroline getting hexed.... ohhhh wait that hasn't happened.... yet.... or lisa getting hit by the cruciatus curse a thought or reaction to it so we know how you are feeling.

Feel free to add stuff as well, really I only do it this way to give you a clear picture of what your facing and to push the story on and ideally i would like to delete the ooc's after they are done. Don't worry about this one, we are still getting in gear with what is going on but the more info and detail you can add to the story and the more emotion we see from your characters the better.
@eschatologist

hi escha

thank you for posting so quickly
sound post overall but there is one slight issue with your combat technique, you can't apparate in the ministry of magic only in the atrium so you wouldn't be able to pop up behind him.

it's a nice idea but better served for when we get to the atrium :)
you reckon you'd be able to get it editted?

thanks,
Heads of Department Meeting
10:37 am

"and that is why I feel cauldron thickness remains a priority even in these difficult times"

The speakers voice was a monotonous drone, glazed looks spreading like a disease.

Bloody fools, he wondered if they had these meetings just to waste his time, to occupy him and allow the old guard to stick their heads in the sand for one more blissful day. Had they forgotten that people were fighting and dying outside these walls..precious time slipping away as they sat there... did they not know their ministry was failing around them?

Even Potter knew it.... the previous evenings conversation still lingered in the back of his mind and his lips pursed as he ran a hand through his hair. The boy was petulant and ignorant, not knowing how easily a community could loose hope, not knowing how difficult it was to chase shadows in a guerilla war. What did he expect from him? He felt anger flare.... earned respect... he had been fighting dark wizards since whilst Saint Potter had been soiling his nappies.

Nevertheless he regretted it...his temper had always been held on a loose leash yet he needed the boy. The world believed and this was a war no man could win alone. Not even Dumbledore had survived his.... wrath... it had taken betrayal but still he been cast down.

A dry reedy cough was enough time for him to interject, his voice taking on a dangerous steely edge

"and how many men would you have us employ in this war against leaky bottoms, Archibald"

The buffoon before him did not notice the stony glare and he looked down at his notes missing the suddenly nervous glances of his neighbours.

"Minister I believe..." his voice died as Scrimgeour plucked the notes from his wizened hands and shredded them before his eyes.

"Get....out" growled Scrimgeour his attention turning to the remainder of the room even as the old man shuffled from the table

"Does anyone have anything pertinent to add to the discussion?" he continued pretending to ignore the indignant slam of the door... impressive force for an old boy.

" I do, Minister" came the oily voice of Thicknesse from the other end of the table.

Scrimgeour gave a wave of his hand settling back in his chair with a fleeting glance at Thicknesse eyes sliding across his greasy hair without a thought. Something made him pause, suddenly uneasy, senses unused but never forgotten bringing him to combat readiness. He had hardly seen the man over the last few days, his skin had a dull greyish sheen and for some reason Scrimgeour couldn't quite see his eyes.

Then he looked up and Scrimgeour suddenly realised the 10 other heads still sat round the table rose as one, 11 bodies in perfect syncronization... puppets dangling on a string

11 snakelike smiles and the same voice missed through 11 separate mouths

"We wish to discuss your resignation minister"

Outside his office he heard a woman screaming
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OOC
Billy:
10:37am

At some point during your missives you feel the need to get up, maybe coffee calls you, maybe conversation or maybe you just can't stand the site of that bloody script any more. Your halfway to the door, when you hear Lisa's voice

"Bobby... what the fuck do you think your doing, point that...."

You stiffen, combat ready before you hear a muffled word in a harsh cruel voice. You can hear movement outside. loud bangs but above all you can hear Lisa screaming, ear splitting screams, unforgivable screams.

You pull your door open and you can see the office is suddenly in chaos, desks have been turned over, people are unning, people are screaming, the flash of curses... a hex goes astray sending anti death eater pamphlets and suddenly you can't quite tell what's going on as their is a sudden snowstorm of paper. You find your eyes drawn to Lisa, eyes wide and bulging she is hanging as if strung up by her breasts chest pulled out, back arching in agony before a man who looks fascinated as if happily considering when she will snap.

The man is someone you will recognise ... perhaps someone you've trained, a friend ,an enemy, someone... its up to you who but we all want to know... you send a curse flying at him enraged and Lisa drops to the floor, as you he reacts with a sinuous grace to deflect the curse. He definitely didn't have that talent before and you eye your opponent up the source of his new found pleasure and predisposition suddenly obvious as you see dead glassy eyes, imperious curse... are you wary... angry... sad... annoyed at yourself for not seeing this before?

Either way your hesitation gives him a single moment and he places his wand to his own throat and you hear him whisper "Morsmordre".... a serpent of black smoke begins to unfurl from his mouth... a sign everyone knows uncoiling to float above the office.

The dark mark hovers above the office.... death eaters have infiltrated the ministry a second time.

(fyi happy for you to duel the guy if you want and open it up for the kill and try to strike but leave your post open ended as to the result...)

George:
10:37


You're chatting with Caroline... thanking her for her help.... I think not (feel free to use old posts is need be).... when words reach your ears, hushed by the door between you and the office but still distinctive "Mors Mordre" you react instantaneously reaching for the door handle, Caroline only a hairs breath behind you even as screams burst from the room down the corridor even as the door explodes outwards and you find yourself knocked backwards buffeted against the wall even. People are flooding down the corridor towards you, people fall, people run into each other and inside the room you can hear cries, shouts, jinxes rocketing off the walls people still flooding outwards even as you see flashes of light burst overhead.

Then there's a shout and a body falls.... you have to act now...

(slightly smaller because we have an idea of how this will go... as above you can duel the imperiorised but don't finish him)
@Jannah @Eschatologist @TheDookieNut
hi guys,

just letting you all know

I have written the majority of the update so am ready to go sooner rather than later. I hope it gives you clearer guidelines this time and gives you somewhere to go. I do try and tailor my style to your so if you feel like I am giving you too much to do or too much information or taking too much control let me know and I will work something out. I would rather you told me early on than resent.

I plan to give Jannah 24 hours as she has been gone for 4 days and she did say she was busy. If she gives us an eta we will of course hold up for her. If not I will post the update at about 11pm gmt tomorrow and we can feed her in midway through.

@the crafty pig Not particularly pleased with this first post, but it will have to do. I hope it at least approaches the required standard; if not, blame my shitty job for giving me 11 hour shifts.


That's ok this was really just an intro and it gave me everything I needed so absolutely fine.

If you got higher standards than thats great try hit em next time but it was an interesting post and gives me something to work with

I will give @Jannah a little more time but will start writing the next update so we can move on sooner rather than later
I will try to get a post up soon: work has been pretty rough recently, but I have Monday off, which is the absolute latest I will be able to post.

Tangentially, I am not quite sure what Billy's up to, or what the general status of the coup is. Some extra guidance would be helpful, I reckon.


@jannah

No problem. Sorry if it wasn't clear, it's my bad, probably should have been more specific but the idea was to give you a bit of freedom early on. You can literally be anywhere doing anything and I will work into the story. The next events make it very easy to bring people together

All you need to know is it's 9am on the morning of a normal day at work so what is Billy's normal work routine. Literally he can be up to anything. When I begin to lead the rp you will have far more specific instructions but for now I really just want you to paint me a word picture.

Maybe 9am isn't a big deal to Billy, perhaps he is leading a training group and being a military man he starts training early so has already been there for hours. Perhaps he is writing a letter to people back home. Perhaps he is just working out, keep himself in shape before a day of standing around or filling out forms. Genuinely it's up to you, this is just a post to set the scene.

Does that give you something more to work on?....any further questions or worries just drop me a pm
aware it's 4th of July for those you across the pond.
Enjoy your independence from your colonial oppressors or in this case your gm and co gm.



Have a great time.
Would like to get this rp moving sooner rather than later so an eta on post time would be appreciated when you get a shot
@the crafty pig

I think I'll need some form of explanation why a random, no-history lowborn cook can write and read, something usually reserved to the nobles and the religious folks. How does he know all 3 perfectly well when most Monarchists couldn't tell you right or wrong in their religion?


both valid questions and deserving valid answers

as said in the cs
book keeper: Can read and write enough to allow him to keep books.

At the end of the day I was assuming a camp commander would expect some records of what's going on under his watch as such Callus would need some ability to do this.
This is literally enough to sign invoices and to scratch numbers in a ledger and trace names of products from box to the ledger. Literally the box says onions he traces onions, if those onions are actually turnips he would only know this from 15 years experience rather than being able to decipher the squiggles.

I also assumed with the letters from the daughters that there was some form of messaging service that allowed peasants to communicate over great distance. If not I will remove it happily.

On the religious point know all 3 perfectly well was probably poorly phrased. Doesn't mean he can entertain a theological debate upon the intricacies of the religion but what a peasant would know. The basic creeds and codes that make up their daily lives. More he can recognize a monarchist and say the right words to imply he too is a monarchist in order to build if necessary some form of rapport under the small amount of scrutiny a peasant would require.

I hope that clarifies, any further questions or want it changed let me know.
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