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Current @anyoneWhoRemembersMeFromTheMinecraftForums (what a meme that was) i'm a girl now ok?
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it's be a long time

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I used to fuck around on the Minecraft Forums a lot, and very poorly wrote the story of the South American Union for Untold Empires and EVEN WORSE I made the Muscle Tribe of Awesomeness for Alternate History: The Game. Forgive me, I was like eleven.

Anyway now I'm a communist and a girl. And a marginally better writer.

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I'm a fan of "Mary Suetopia" as a description
I'm a fan of "Mary Suetopia" as a description
Chinese forces are spread so thin they won't realistically be able to do any damage. But who cares when you can godmod?

Keyguy, you are spot on about China acting like Malkrantia. At least their leader had an interesting writing style though.
Lopez's Office
The finalized draft for Operation Broken Back sat in front of Lopez. If he signed off on it, he could have the troops on their way by the next day, ready to reap havoc on the Chinese country side. "This plan may very well win me this war..." He rubbed his eyes and sighed. Picking up his pen, he prepared to write his signature, when suddenly he had a knock on his door. Putting the papers away in his desk, he called the person into his office. His secretary poked her head in the door. "Sir, I just thought you should now that UE ships are searching Japanese waters for any signs of survivors from Chinese torpedo attacks." He nodded and waved her away. Once she had closed the door, he took the papers out of his desk draw and ripped them up, muttering "I will never kill civilians" to himself.
*presses red button*
Not Getting Crushed For Beginners Step One: Diplomacy


(( Please note, nobody IC actually knows about this operation yet since it is Lopez's draft that only he has seen. No spy bull. ))
Operation Broken Back

Operation Objectives
To remove China from the war by harassing civilian populations while avoiding actual military battles.
Operation Guidelines
A force of soldiers 3,000 strong is to be dispatched into the Chinese mainland as a test of the tactics. This force shall sustain itself by looting supplies from small villages, making sure to raze them and leave no survivors. The property of wealthy government officials is to remain untouched, to sow the seeds of dissent amongst the Chinese population and make them question the ability of their rulers to protect them.

The Chinese cannot continue a war effort with rebellions running rampant across their country. Operation Broken Back also has the added benefit of depriving food supplies from the Chinese military and civilians.
This is kind of ridiculous.z
You mean a map like this?
All hell broke loose
Disgusting Behaviour
Espacio De Vida has declared war on China, issuing this speech.
"We are now at war. The Chinese menace has sunk a civilian boat, carrying 100 De Vidian civilians and 40 Japanese coming to live with their families in Espacio De Vida. We have no choice but to avenge these families and hope that other nations will assist in taking down the brutal warmongers."

Lopez's Office
Lopez slammed his fist down on his desk and tossed the papers onto the floor. "They declare war on us! For shipping supplies to Japan! Those entitled sons-of-bitc*es want us to disrupt trade because of their petty war! Double shipping to Brazil, dispatch soldiers to China! I will not stand for this."

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