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People keep telling me I need to try good whiskey, cause all I've ever had was shit that tasted like gasoline bahahah xP
Hopefully this works, I'm on my iPhone :b



Yay it worked! Also, no, he never stops licking. He will lick you to death if you let him.
Maybe this would be a good random test thread to see how putting my three old guild usernames overlap into mah post. In hindsight adding in the last one was rather...unnecessary.

Welp, at least I didn't have to make a totally new thread for something this small.

Let's see if it dicks it's way into this part of my post.
Hmm.

Nope.
Gotta go
A little bit
More down

Yup, there it is. Not much of a nuisance, but a one time pass to edit it out would be nice. Unless the old guild username thing goes away after a while, in which case no problem.
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My majestic unicorn, so free to blot the skies with its squirting rainbow diarrhea, so imaginatively graceful.
A sprawling mass of black entities, shades of something awful, blotted ink and fowl aromas overflowed the burning incense of the mana pool. It was not long before the entirety of the mana pool had been overcome, pun intended, with a sticky, black, mucous-like substance.

"Ohhhhh..." Came the grisly groan from the central mass of the entity.

In several moments the hot steam melted away the thick, black substance coaxing the pool and it's inhabitants, and the entity had revealed itself. A sprawling mass of tentacles and eyeballs, seemingly floating midair. It was the time of the season alright.

Curdling with chills and goosebumps, the mass scanned for a proper, delicious partner of which to whisper sweet nothings in their ear. It unleashed a slimy, limp appendage from its contracting anus muscles of which the coaxing black substance consistently oozed. Suddenly, something caught it's brown eyes, and several other pupils...

"My, how..." The mass shivered erratically as it's hellishly deep voice could barely find the words. "If Cockthulu doesn't acquire a taste of this gangly, viridescent lovely than I shall consume you both with the entirety of my appendage. Ohhhhh..." Just the thought caused more of the black slime to eject from it's anus, absolutely engulfing any poor individual behind him.
Justifiable, self-righteous bump.
Nearly a hundred and eighty years following the rise to dominance asserted over mankind, Caesar and his original council are long dead, although their influence still provides a massively imperative foundation to the governing primates today. Discovering many books, instruction manuals and the like, the primates have increased their intelligence greatly. Some few gifted ones have begun to ponder, however, the foreshadowed danger of the unmaintained constructs left behind by the humans.

The Orangutans have significantly rose to political influence, aiding leaders in council and herding their people toward a productive path. While not necessarily smarter than their primate brethren, they have a higher sense of wisdom and docility that the Gorillas have shown in their older age.

The Gorillas, not quite surprisingly, became effective military leaders. Displaying advanced signs of strategy and concepts of war learned from their forefathers who partook in the Battle of San Francisco. As they grow older, they generally wind down and become exceptionally docile, even taking seats on political councils and leadership roles.

The Chimpanzees have taken to somewhat usurping roles in the small primate kingdoms dotting America. Some have been responsible for massive rebellions within their own established governments. Others chose to lead colonies to lands across the seas, learning new fishing skills and basic sailing. Unfortunately, thousands have died sailing to the new lands amid the unpredictable oceans, additionally losing batches of ALZ-113 intended for expanding the newfound intelligence to primates known to be in other lands. As a consequence, the intended expansion into Asia and Africa has been halted, leaving the fates of those brave many who sailed away to be determined by the sands of time.

While these have become the mainstream roles for such apes, Caesar's dream for perfect equality, peace with surviving humans, and tranquility in an ever advancing society proved to be effective even years after his death. Female primates have absolutely no restriction as to who they wish to become, and are exceptionally respected in many societies. What few surviving humans who've learned to be immune to the ALZ-113's effects in every way, have taken vastly differentiating outlooks and actions toward the primate societies expanding all around. Some decided to form alliances, trading their unique skills for protection, others are consistently staging guerrilla attacks and moving from one hideout to the next. Such unpredictability has given different communities wildly different laws and regulations concerning them.

In the end, Caesar established an entirely successful future for both his kind and what few surviving humans roam America. Other primate communities may disagree, and it's no lie the vast majority hold immense resentment bred into them from their zoo-kept and lab- experimented forefathers. Nonetheless, many primates and humans must put their differences aside and band together if they are to stand a chance from an ever expanding menace growing in the shadows...

~ I have a few ideas for a major conflict within the roleplay, however I'd love to hear any ideas concerning conflicts or other additions to the roleplay.

If enough interest is chosen, I'd say three people at the least, I'll begin development for the OOC. If not, I've another roleplay already in the works. Any support and criticism is gladly appreciated as well, I'm always looking to improve.
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