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Reloading a save from 2900 B.C because fuck France, they took Khanbalyk. Also accidently skipped a few turns when I had extra shit I could've done. Also kinda went ahead too much, felt like I should have left more room for Spam Forum to make more choices.

I'm really tired, posting results now before I go to bed. This is all re-edited, as I reloaded my save from 2900 b.c. I made choices based off what past votes.
- The situation so far...

- It is now 1700 B.C.
- I sent the warriors of Khanbalyk eastbound, south, and made contact with a tribal village. They gave us a caravan in awe of our expanding civilization. I sent them further south on warning of a barbarian village. I took them out, they attacked quite a few times. 6 victories later, and I gave them the blitz and march powerups. They can now attack twice in one turn and move two tiles in one turn. The city of Khorasan was erected by the defeated barbarians. (Khorasan is now in the same place Kazan was in the past save.)
- The warriors from Karakorum went south along the coastline. We found tribal villagers and were gifted 25 gold. Forgot what they were in awe of, probably our huge Mongol dicks amirite? They regrouped with the poweruped army in Nex's Dick.
- A warrior group was made in Karakorum, regrouped to Nex's Dick and the Lightning Warrior Army was created. This army can attack twice and move twice in one turn.
- The Yoitz Forest is now known as Dervingwood. Your welcome, Dervish.
- The caravan went north, to where Tabriz was last game. Found a village, they liked our clothes so much we got 25 gold from them. The Lightning Army came by and took care of Brennos's barbarian village they warned us about. Kerman was erected by the defeated barbarians, near where Tabriz used to be. The Lightning Army is currently defending the settlement of Kerman.
- A warrior was made in Karakorum, I should have made a settler before that happened, so I am making a settler in Karakorum now. That warrior is currently defending the city.
- Two warriors are defending Khanbalyk. 7 Turns till Settler in Karakorum. I wanted to craft a Galley but its taking 28 turns in Khorasan.
- Production delayed in Kerman.
- French contact made, we have peace but they are expanding. I advise we do something about this soon, they could attack. They might be stronger though. I sent the caravan to Paris anyway.

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- 1700 B.C/Ancient Era
- Gold: 120
- 2 Warriors defending Khanbalyk. 1 Defending Karakorum.
- 1 Lightning Warrior Army in Kerman, defending.
- Horseback Riding in 5 Turns.
- Settler in 7 Turns
- Galley in 28 turns. Can be rushed for 56 gold.
- The Island is almost vertical. Khorasan on the southern coast. Karakorum is northwest on a coast. Khanbalyk is northeast of Karakorum, with Kerman north from Khanbalyk. Its like a vertical zigzag almost going north from Khorasan. Khanbalyk is the closest city to Paris, leading up the straight, small strip of land that connects to a larger mainland. All of this is eastbound.
- The only way to go on land from here is east. The entirety of which is controlled by France.
-- Roads that can be made.
- Khorasan to Karakorum: 40g
- Khorasan to Khanbalyk: 60g
- Karakorum to Khanbalyk: 30g
- Karakorum to Kerman: 70g
- Khanbalyk to Kerman: 50g

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Does anybody else play Project Zomboid?

I'd be interested in this but all i've got is me iPhone

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- The forests have been named The Yoitz. It appears we have explored the last bit south, Kazan is southeast to Karakorum, on the coast. Karakorum on the coast to the far west, with Khanbalyk on embedded on the northern mountains. The warriors whom recently liberated the tribal village have no where else to go but to trail back north. The warriors in Kazan should be reinforced soon enough, and will head north. All Khanbalyk can do at the moment is build a granary, build a wonder, or keep making warriors. Settlers in Karakorum will be ready soon. Warriors just recently made out of Khanbalyk went two squares north than east.
- The French greet us and offer peace. My advisor says the usual shit, so we don't know much other than they have a significant cathedral. I can't see much beyond this first city, but it looks like they might have another city in the distance. Do we make love or war?

- Posting pictures after this round.

Creepy/Scary things threads.

Ahahah.

Well you posted at least. Time for my end of the bargain. Feel like inviting uninvited "guests" in your home to play a game?
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/One-Man_Hide_and_Seek

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digger4400 said
- move the warriors west towards the tribal village.- make settlers in Khanbalyk

- I am reconstituting/reinforcing the wounded warriors in Kazan. Warriors were just recently made in Khanbalyk, I'll begin work on settlers there soon.
- The warriors, fully reinforced, from Karakorum made contact with the tribe. Our forged weapons put them in a state of awe, and they awarded us with a caravan. Having not made contact with anyone yet, I placed the caravan directly south of Karakorum. The warriors will trail behind.
- A forest has been discovered, +10 gold! What does Spamgolia wish to name this forest? (Please don't be Nex's Pubes)

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The year is 2400 b.c.
- The warriors following the successful conquest and creation of Khanbalyk city go east across the rivers, after one square they see an ocean or a sea. They proceed south with the warriors of Karakorum. A tribal village is spotted not too far off, and upon contact they are grateful of our civilization's presence and gift us Pottery skills, now we can trade wine! They warned us of a nearby barbarian village to the south. The closer the two warriors got, Brennos the Mighty revealed himself. Upon his empty threats, Ghengis Khan spoke. "Your days are numbered, Brennos."
- They had the balls to attack first, killing one of our Mongorian warriors. The warriors who had conquered and built Khanbalyk retaliated, losing not one of their own yet again. Tough sons of bitches, they attack again. The gaulic bastards killed off two warriors, but we emerge victorious!
- We are lucky. The barbarians joined us and erected the city of Kazan on the edge of the Southern Coasts.
- A tribal village is seen a few squares west. 3 turns and the settlers from Karakorum will be ready to embark. Warriors are about to be made in Khanbalyk. Our warriors only have west or backtracking north to go from here.
We have two warrior groups near and in Kazan. One group only has one warrior, the other was reinforced with a lost unit, bringing them back to full strength,

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Svenn said
WAR

I havent met anyone yet aha. This is a Spamocracy, yall need to tell my warriors where to go. I am merely the catalyst. If I deem it necessary I will act of my own accord, but for the most part everyone here will have a say in the nation.

Creepy/Scary things threads.

It does. I'll post a scary picture/thread/story every time you contribute to my Civilization Revolution thread. Fair enough?

Creepy/Scary things threads.

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