Roman just sat and watched in awe as the heavily intoxicated kid managed to throw the largest and longest sucker punch in tavern history. Really it seemed that way since Roman took three sips of his mead and has absolutely zero tolerance for alcahol. He couldnt help but give out a satisfying giggle as he watched the bard pay the piper with his cocky attitude. Poor guy never saw it coming, but Roman was placing bets in his head when Jack was gonna piss someone off enough. At least now he'll get sympathies from that redhead and possibly get to see her again, that is if they still decide to come along to the caves.
Jack just halfway finished the mug in his off hand when the kids fist hit him square in the jaw. Unswallowed mead went everywhere and the big ol bard went straight down like a bag of rocks. Even though the bard was now flat on his back, staring at the sky, he somehow managed to save what was left in his mugs. Skills of a true tavern dweller, he sat up off the ground and rubbed his now throbbing jaw. "Yeoooowch ya gadamn tabberknackle eatin straw slingin fekkin milksop! What the feck just hit me?" Jack muttered holding his jaw.
"Pretty sure its called Karma." Roman quipped.
"Felt more like a donkeys hind leg, is me bella okay?" Jack felt around for his lute blurry in one eye as he watched a few blurry people carry something out the front door. "Well you were halfway right, it was an ass..." Roman said taking another sip from his mead. It was getting to his head now and he hardly noticed the pig farmer sneak up on him. "Wynstan? Stan won what?" he asked in a slurred tone before keeling over in his own drink. Thankfully his leather satchel gave him enough leverage not to drown.
Jack still rubbing his face with one hand and drinking whats left of his mead on the other still trying to comprihend what just happened, unfortunately the swill was getting to him at this point too.
"Marzzy darling im just gunna set down here for a bit and catch some winks, its so nice and cool down 'ere its makin me sleepy." within a few moments both seemed to be out like a light.