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We're just having some fun with opposite personality characters. We can do all the other quests and things too.
Oh gods. He's talking directly to me. Oh my god he sounds upset. Fuck fuck fuck fuck. *Click* Kholodny Zima, you know that cutting the tie only lasts for so long. As long as you live, you and I are connected. I will give you courage, though you must take it yourself. Also, do try and watch your language a little. Yeah. Yeah okay. We'll do that. Taking a deep breath, Kholodny allows Stribog to meld with him to a higher degree, filling his body with a cold courage, his eyes becoming a glowing, radiant blue. It's not enough to fully stop his leg from shaking, that would require Stribog almost fully taking over at this point, and right now it's about 70/30 percent Kholodny to Stribog. But it cuts the stammer and thats a hell of a lot better than nothing. Stribog would love for Kholodny to do this by himself, but as he is now, Skallagrim may honestly make him piss himself, and we can't have that. That's an awful first impression.

"So be it. You want me to take a quest? I'm not sure if I'm cut out for something like this, but I will try. Its either that, or have to deal with you getting angry at me, and somehow I feel like that's by far the worst of the two options." So, with the three options in front of him, Kholodny Zima is forced to make a choice. Though, if life experience has taught him anything, its that there is always at least one more option that is explicitly stated. He glances at the girl. There's always at least one more option.
Im not super awesome at playing villains. Being mean to people isn't my forte.
You guys are so mean!
D:
Kholodny is not ready for a fight right away. He's reeeeally gotta work up to that.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, be careful today! We have record breaking temperatures recorded all across the state, reaching a high of 130 in Orlando! Heat stroke will set in very quickly, so stay hydrated and stay indoors if at all possible"

Drawing the stares of everyone on the street, though not for long, as they are all too busy trying to get where they are going without spontaneously combusting, Kholodny Zima shivers. "Man, I'm freezing here. 130 degrees my ass. It feels like the dead of winter to me. Though, I suppose that's normal. It always feels like winter to me." He sighs and continues walking, all bundled up in his oversized blue goose feather coat, with his sweater and shirt underneath. "Kholdny. It has been 27 years that you have lived with me. How is it that you have not gotten used to the cold yet?" Stribog, God of the Winds, interjects his moping with a question. It is a question that he asks at least once a week, more as a little jab at Kholodny than a serious question now. Stribog and Zima are buddies. "You know exactly how. Its fucking cold man! I have to deal with my balls freezing ALL the time! I thought moving to Florida would take care of that but noooooo. Its cold. Its always cold. I hate it." Kholodny hangs his head, his voice dropping. "I just want to experience one day where I can be warm." What a whiner.

He shrugs and keeps moving on. Not too much he can actually do about it he supposes. It is useful for somethings, rarely. Like that one time he got mugged. That dude really did not expect getting a literal cold shoulder. He probably lost his arm to frostbite. Serves him right. Kholodny bout had a damn heart attack, and it took him more than an hour to get his legs to stop shaking and his teeth to stop chattering. Oh well. "Brrrr. Why does it feel like its getting even colder!? God DAMNIT. I haaaaaaaate this." He looks up and, what the hell? Is that a- Oh no. Why is there a blizzard moving towards him? It looks like a little localized tornado of snow. This sucks. "Stribog, do you know anything about this?" "I may." "I-Is that it!? Thats not helpful at all!" He jumps backward and catches a breeze to help him do a backflip and spin in the air to land 15 feet away, his body now facing in the opposite direction. "Shit shit shit shit shit!" Kholodny curses, taking off in a completely vain attempt to run away, not even bothering to find out whats going on, that would just waste time. He doesn't want to deal with a single iota of this bullshit. He's fucking terrified of this and whatever it may lead too. His legs are shaking, and he trips. Mother. Fuck.

Welp, there it is, game over. The little tornado catches up to him, and in a violent whirl of snow and ice, Kholodny Zima gets swept up and whisked away. He's going to hate this.

"You have got to be fucking shitting me." Yep, that's how this day is going Kholodny. "What-no, where-no, Jesus christ what the FUCK just happened! This is bullshit. Absolutely bullshit." Kholodny mumbles into the ground, his face down into the cold (Of course) hard floor. What is this floor? Marble? Granite? Doesn't matter. He puts his hands on the floor and pushes, slowly and unhappily getting up off his ass. "Fucking bullshit. Blizzard tornado in Florida on the hottest day of the year. Is this an anime? I swear to god." He shuts off communication from Stribog for a little bit, he wants nothing to do with whatever that old Russian bastard set up or has to say right now. "I hate this. Someone's gonna punch me in the face, I just know it." Goddamnit this is terrifying. He doesn't want to be here at all, his heart is racing, knees weak, arms spaghetti.

Looking around the gigantic room, he spots three things. One, giant army. Two, giant skeleton dude. Three, normal looking girl with a cigar. "You've got to be fucking kidding me. This is ridiculous. Okay so, no one's fighting, and they honestly don't look like they'd kill me? Maybe? Oh fuck, I don't know. I guess my best bet would honestly be to go to the girl and skeleton dude? He looks important? Probably knows Im here already? Fuuuck. Im gonna die. This is it, the end of my life." He sniffs a little bit, voice shaking and stammering as he whines. He decides to take it low and slow, getting back on his stomach, his palms out in front of him. "Okay, time to do my patented sneaking technique. 'Cold Penguin Escapes Seal.'" Using his powers, he ices over the floor directly underneath his stomach, no more, and no less. That way, there's no visible trail of ice, he doesn't have to exert power, and the ice melts as soon as he's moved on, leaving no trace. Plus, ice this cold is frictionless, letting him move without a sound. He aims towards the girl and begins to move slowly, silently. "Oh fuck, I should probably stop before I actually get over there or I might scare her and she'll hit me. But I'm the one scared here!" He thinks to himself, sobbing on the inside. So once he gets within 20 feet, easily within viewing distance of the Skeleton (Who he is DESPERATELY trying to ignore for fear of a heart attack) he takes a deep breath and stands, the ice melting from underneath him. With shaking legs and a heart beating so quickly it feels like its going to burst, he steps forward to about 5 feet behind the woman, making sure his footsteps can be heard, against all normal instinct screaming at him. "E-E-E-Excu-Excuse me. I would like to not die, and to know wh-what I'm doing here. Plea-please don't kill me or beat me up." This is a sentence directed at, but not specifically TO the woman or Skeleton in front of him. He don't know what the fuck is going on.
If I get in tonight, she's going to have an annoyingly cowardly companion. Fire and Ice, like two peas in a pod. Dont beat him up D:
Alright, made some edits trying to explain it a bit better
ALrighty, Kholodny Zima has been posted. He's terrified and incredibly not ready to enter!
Name: Kholodny Zima, the Scion of Stribog

Age:27

Gender:Male

Race: Russian

Random descriptors: Average+ height, lanky, pale as a bitch

Character Tier: Upper Intermediate

Character Type: Critical Character- Active Multiverse Participant

Physical Description: Kholodny is not your typical ideal Russian man. Instead of being a great bear of a man, he's really more of a mediocre giraffe. He's not super tall, being only about 6'2, but he's a skinny sonuvabitch. Look up lanky in the dictionary, there he is. He is also INCREDIBLY pale, with a blue tint, though for reasons not quite his own. We'll get to that in a second. He's got what looks like almost bleached blonde hair that is forever slicked back and spiky off to the sides, almost like ice cicles. Again, not his fault. He normally (Always) wears incredibly heavy coats, sweaters, and long sleave shirts, in that order. He wears two pairs of sweat pants when he can get away with it, but normally goes for just thick jeans. He's got extremely piercing blue eyes and perfectly white teeth. He shivers too. A lot. Actually, make that constantly. This dude shivers all the time, like he's got a frozen core instead of a heart or something. He doesn't, but its an apt description.

Personality Description: Zima isn't a super fun person to be around. One, because the air always seems just a little bit colder around him, and two, his personality leaves a lot to be desired. Yeah, he's a nice guy, but he's honestly super depressing. He's kinda mopey sometimes, and his self confidence levels are low, and he whines all the time (With good reason). Also, he's a coward. He has no confidence in his ability to win fights and will run whenever humanly possible. What a disgrace to the motherland.

Character History: Kholodny Zima lives a life full of irony. Delicious delicious irony. Born in Russia, his family was a member of a anti communist faction. Unfortunately, this led to them being exiled to Siberia while he was still just a babe. Well, Siberia in the middle of winter isn't good for anybody. His parents died. Oh no, not from the cold. His mother was eaten by wolves, and then his father died from a bear attack. But not before taking out the bear, skinning it, and making a blanket for little Kholodny to help protect him from the cold. Daddy Zima was a badass. But surprise!

A baby out in the middle of the Siberian Tundra isn't going to last long, bear skin coat or not. Kholodny died too. Well, almost died. Mostly died, which is different than all dead. Right before he drew his final breath a great rush of wind surrounded him and lifted him off of the ground. "Обычно я не ввязываться в дела, такие, как этот, но я не могу позволить ребенок, как этот, чтобы умереть в моей земле. Не бойся, малое один, ибо Я Бог Стрибог, будет заботиться о вас и позволит вам жить." Now, being a baby, Kholodny have no fucking idea what this spirit was saying, but the god Stribog, father of the four winds, had decided to take care of him and allow him to live. Entering Kholodny's body, Stribog filled the baby's being with his essence and power, causing the child to undergo immediate changes (You can probably figure out which ones) and saved his life. Eventually, little Zima was rescued and brought back to civilization, where he eveeentually moved to Florida to try and live someplace warmer. He fucking hates the cold and everything to do with it. Irony, huh? Stribog and Kholodny are still on great terms, with the god of the winds trying his best to stop his Scion from being a coward when it comes to fighting.

Character Equipment: [intermediate] Kholodny doesn't have much in terms of equipment. He has a tremendously heavy coat that he always wears to try and stay as warm as he can. This coat isn't made of any particular special material, but after having been worn by the Scion of Stribog for so long, it has picked up its own characteristics. If anyone else were to wear his coat, they would almost immediately (2 or 3 posts) freeze solid. It also provides pretty substantial defense, Stribog has woven magical ice into the threads, making it far tougher than you'd expect, you know, cause it looks like a fucking coat. Coming into contact with the jacket will begin to freeze whatever is directly touching it solid. It's not super fast, but it is almost impossible to avoid. If something maintains contact, it will be frozen. Good rule of thumb. (Again, 2-3 turns.)

Skills, powers and abilities: Whats cooler than cool?












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