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    1. TheGolem 11 yrs ago

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Current Steam ID: trash-tier waifu

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If you've come across this, then chances are you have noticed my sudden spike in activity after 11 months of absence.


You're too slow!

Hey, how's it going everyone? I'm TheGolem, but you can call me Chris. I've been roleplaying since I was 16 back on sites like Roleplayer.me (TRIES TO FORGET INTENSLY) and I am now currently 20 years of age, attending college. I run an interest check on here that isn't as popular as I wish it was, and I also play games in my free time. I have a Steam, a League of Legends account, a Smite account and I play a lot of osu!. Message me if you're up for a few games!

STEAM: trash-tier waifu
LoL: C1225
SMITE: mustesc1225
osu!: C1225

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"Well, what if we don't find him in a year? He said something about destroying all worlds. I guess we're gonna have to find this douchebag." She sighed, unamused by the shitty plot twist that the creator of the roleplay used to keep everyone together. Plus, the old plot sucked. The creator of this roleplay sucks. The only thing that doesn't suck about TheGolem is their character choice.
"Great! We should get going now, then. There's only two ways to get there, and that's going through the gate or walking." Cerebella replied cheerfully. She tried to enter the gate that pictured her landscape. All she did was bounce off of it like a wall. "Ow! What the hell?" She shouted, rubbing her head softly. "Why didn't I go through? They just worked and brought you guys in!" She continued, rambling about this shitty one-way transport when a voice echoed throughout the room. "So, you've found the gate, have you?" The voice boomed, clearly mocking the large group. "Have you not figured it out yet? Shame. Allow me to elaborate. I am the Gamemaker, and I am both your target and your guide." The mysterious voice continued. "The Order and The Spike were but a ruse to distract you. I brought these worlds together for one reason. Thy are all to be destroyed. The only way to what you seek now is to walk. You have 1 year to find me. I will be waiting." The voice stopped abruptly, not continuing at all. "Wait, we have to find this shmuck with said shmuck's help and try to kill him?" Cerebella questioned in a rather frantic manner. "That's insane! I'll do it but it's insane!"
If this is still open, I have some characters I'd like to bring into this roleplay.
"The Order and The Spike. If you want to fight, that is." Cerebella replied. She turned to Hazama. "Hey, you may not want to stand near him." She said jokingly. "Cerebella, pleasure to meet you." She said, almost gliding over to Hazama. She looked at Thog while sliding. "Just a question! No hard feelings, okay?"
Accepted!

More people joined and we're getting ready to part ways. Cerebella has asked Toby why he was stuttering and offered him the chance to kill, so she can find her friends, so you've been asked to be a leg-breaker for a leg-breaker.

Plot twist soon.

Edit: Debating whether I want to reveal twist now or next post.
GreatSalmon said
Thog looked up at the woman in suprise. "Ah, yeah, I'm fine." The hireling shook his head with a laugh, but immediately stopped when he heard a pop. He began to tremble, as if he was unable to do something. Thog had locked his head to only face left. However when he did this he got a good look at everyone else who had shown up. "Woah woah WHAT!?" Thog blurted out. "An accident? Kidnapping a bunch of guys and shoving them in some concession stand? You don't call that a simple 'accident'!""Not to insult, but we ain't playing some human easter egg hunt with you dolts!... where's the exit?"


"They were in the stands when I got here. Calm down, killer." Cerebella replied. Her hat peered at Thog's crown, Lady, staring at it for a moment before pressing into Cerebella's head. "What do you mean..? No way... alright, I'll ask him." She muttered, looking away from Thog for a moment. She looked back, smiling. "My friend here-" She started, pointing at the hat with gigantic arms. "-wishes to know if your crown is alive in any way." She turned to the Doctor on her heel quickly. "I was talking to the only guy here who probably IS a murderer."
bump again.
"Look at all these people! I'm Cerebella, I guess I know the most about this place. It connects all of our worlds. I activated it on accident. It's called the World Gate." Cerebella said, bowing back at the doctor. "These people are the Doctor, Toby, Mirai, Jercius, and uh... Christ, I need to take a head count. And some names again." She sighed. "Anyway, if anyone wants I help me get my friends back, I'll pay you-" She looked at Toby, smirking. "-and murder is an option."
bump of shame
double post fail
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