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Name: Sasha "Hashtag" Nylund

Age: 14

Appearance: Sasha is a white 5'7" female. She's of average body size. She has light brown hair tied back in a ponytail a she has peekabangs over her left eye that she dyed pink and curled at the tip, which doesn't go with her hazel eyes too well, but she doesn't care. The weirdness doesn't stop there, as she wears a dark blue tee shirt, a fake leather sleeveless jacket, wears lots of golden bracelets on her right arm, a black choker, a poofy white skirt, pink tights with multicolored polka dots, and shiny light purple ballet slippers. She ties it all together with a light blue sash belt thing that she puts her pins on.

Personality: she's very mature for her age, but knows that she still has a lot to learn. She tends to assume the best of people and in turn think they will do the same, but she's not stupid and knows when someone's being a bastard. She doesn't like talking to people much and prefers to just go online instead, but she's to talk to anyone as long as they start the conversation if they aren't friends and she has a limit to just how much she can socialize a day. She doesn't give a damn what people think and will do what she thinks is right even of people get upset with her or doesn't like what she has to say. Even if the worlds against her, what's wrong is wrong. She tries to be kind and respectful to everyone, but piss her off and it's a whole other story. She tends to act like the worlds a stage, and she loves it.

Like: tumblr, learning about people, creating head canons, doing things ironically, night bloggers, lesser known game related you tubers (PBG, ProJared, JonTron, Did You Know Gaming, Game Grumps, ScrewAttack, AVGN, Game Theory, Gaijin Goomba, TOME, so on and so forth) along with Smosh Games and jacksfilms, Oreos, video games, fandoms, and people being nice.

Dislikes: Hatred, assholes, people that bike in places without bike lane, bras, expensive things she wants, sexists/racists/homophobics/transphobics/etc., pretty much stupid, ignorant people, bad grammar, when people don't get here references, James (long story), a whole lot of other shit, and when people assume that she thinks she's some sort of saint because she's a vegan (she's not, she knows she's not, and actually really likes meat herself, she just doesn't like how animals are treated for said meat, but blames no one for eating it).

Strength: Good at observation, pretty strong, very intelligent, good at video games, ridiculous memory, decent artist and writer

Weaknesses: Stupid comments truly stump her, puzzles, very lazy, sometimes tries to be clever but fails, and she absolutely cannot wake up early, because once she's up, she's not going back to sleep until that night.

Phobias: Any bug or bug like creature, diseases, accidentally hurting people, and some serious trypophobia (the fear of small clusters of holes, think beehives)

Why Reality Shock? It was this or volunteering at a retirement home.

History: Her life is fairly uninteresting, she has two loving (but sometimes overbearing) parents and has an older brother who got a weird illness about 7 years ago and hasn't even talked to Sasha in 6. She knows he's probably dead, which makes her awfully sad.
Hey, what kind of school system are we on? Because I don't know how the British do school and I know that they work differently, so we might need to work that out.
Whitney had never felt worse in his entire life, at least not physically, anyway. He managed to sleep but the headache made it far from restful, and when his alarm went off he was incredibly unhappy. He rubbed his head and tried to refocus his vision, but his glasses appear to have stopped working. He then slowly trekked to the bathroom where he correctly predicted that he would throw up.

"I knew I should have made him wear a condom." Whitney said, even though no one could hear him and he was obviously male, simply because he could.

"May not want to tell Mom about that, she wouldn't be happy." Whitney's little sister Sasha said from the open bathroom door.

"Well we'll just have to make sure she doesn't find out, right?" Whitney asked as he walked from the bathroom and down to the entryway. Whitney didn't like missing school, even for sickness, but his mom would always insist on him taking a day off if he needed it. He quickly grabbed his bag and walked out the door and to his bus stop without breakfast, as he was curtain it would come back up later at the most unpleasant of times.

He tried to hold himself together and not show any signs of illness on the bus ride and and tried to look even more unapproachable then usual. When he got to school he passed his usual route to English class and took the shortest way possible, lying his head on his desk when he got there and prepared himself for an unpleasant day ahead.
Interested.
Maybe the others are all busy at the same time by coincidence? Whatever the reason, I'm always willing to push on because I want to see an RP to the end, damnit. In the way of deaths, I'm thinking that either Pilot is really good at his job or the pre-power illness is a lot worse then previously expected.
Whitney remained silent as his peers expressed their confusion and unhappiness in any which way. He walked out of the room equally as confused as the others. Nothing about that room made sense. He wanted to get to the bottom of it, but he gained a sudden headache and couldn't think very well. He moved himself very close to the wall, as for him headaches have always been a sign of getting sick, and he at least didn't want to do it in the middle of the hall. He resisted the urge to rub his head and tried his best to look attentive of his surroundings.

"I say we had back downstairs - there's hardly going to be anything interesting up here. Who's with me?" Pen said. He stood up straight as a form of agreement. He slowly moved himself a few inches from everyone else and waited for when everyone was moving again.
I'm still here, I just think out my posts very, very carefully, so I choose times when I have an hour of unbroken concentration to post.
As suspected, the others were naturally drawn to the door. Pen attempted to open it, but it didn't budge.

"Seems like we've hit a dead end. So, does anyone know how we can get in?" Ula then wordlessly picked the lock with a certain speed that suggested experience. Perhaps she breaks into a lot of places. Or maybe she just forgets her keys often. Whitney figured it didn't matter as long as her activities didn't affect him.

"Tadaa." She muttered, which Whitney found amusing for some reason. Terraline and Alvira were the first to the door, but if Alvira's comment was correct, there wasn't anything inside. She pushed the door open, showing it was just another room. But Whitney wasn't one to quit on something so questionable. Why such heavy security? Why have a room that's completely useless? Why is this place so unfriendly? And what were they hiding in this room? Whitney decided that was enough questions and that it was time for some answers.

He wordlessly, casually, walked into the room. He looked for anything that seemed out of place, but couldn't find anything at all. For all he could tell, it was one big, empty, pointless and uninteresting room.

"I don't get it." He stated simply with a shrug.
Whitney saw that everyone decided to follow Pen. Amazing what boredom can drive a person to do. Whitney continued to stay at the back of the group and spend time observing his serroundings. He was surprised to see just how unsettling it is above the first floor. Clearly they weren't expecting visitors. Pen opened a large old door in their way, and though it seemed like rather lackluster security Whitney had to wonder why they even bother with a new lock if it didn't do any good. And why get one for such a boring hallway.

And even with the bland appearance, Whitney couldn't help but feel something was off.

After a brief scare where David saw some scientists draw close, Whitney looked into the new hallway. He was intrigued, but also a little nervous, about all the different rooms. What caught his eye most was what looked like a very strong door that would be hard to break into, but he didn't make any comment about it as everyone would probably choose to go anywhere but there if he did. Besides, he was sure they would want to go through it on their own.
Whitney scanned the other group members, all of which were now talking or focused on something that wasn't him. That was the first time he tried one of his newest strategies, and it went off without a hitch. No one was talking to him and everyone got a negative first impression. Sometimes you got to create scenes to prevent further ones. He's glad that no one that sees him a lot was there or they would have called out how uncharacteristic it was to start such a scene.

"So everyone's who game- follow me!" Pen announced from the top of a stairwell, which was definitely off course of where everyone else was going, breaking Whitney's concentraition, "And if you're not game, you still might as well follow. You're gonna get in trouble anyway for splitting up from your group!" Whitney didn't hesitate. He knew of all the possible punishments for splitting off, but the teachers wanted them in this group for a reason, to not have to deal with them. Besides, anything was better than some dumb rock lab.
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