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Oh, if Lob is going to be making a return, we should all probably assign smells and colors to our new characters, right?

I'll say Oscar is whatever the hell color this is, and smells like... well, a dead body.
The Thief
The scream entered Tobias's ears and dwelled in his brain, replaying again and again as though in an echo chamber, getting louder and shriller and more annoying each time. Fucking hell.

Sana had wandered off in a hissyfit, and now she had landed herself in hot water. That seemed perfectly fine to Tobias; served her right, in fact. If she managed to skullfuck whatever mist beastie had her in its clutches, she'd be back to bossing them around - if not, the adventure could continue without her, especially now that they had all these new... characters in their lineup.

Only two things gave him pause in this resolution: one, Fiona was obviously primed to go help, and was holding her hand out to him. For some strange reason, the thief was loathe to disappoint her... and to let the girl go out there without his help. An interesting sensation, one that would require examination.

Secondly and (he told himself) more importantly, he could not pass up the shit-eating smugness he could get away with if he helped rescue Sana. It was good to be a hero.

Tobias calculated all that in the blink of an eye as he strapped his daggers to his belt and grabbed Fiona's hand, allowing her to pull him up onto her horse. "Alright team, let's go stab something different from us!"

The Corpse
Oscar was standing stock still by the fire, dead to the world, when the sound penetrated the thick veil of his senses. It was a sound he'd heard before, many times, when the red came on him, when he had to rip and hurt and break. Screaming. But this sound exactly, faint and hollow as it was by the time it penetrated his rotted mind, reminded him of something else. A memory, a specific memory. From when he was alive.

He went from a stop to a dead run almost instantly, charging off in the direction of the noise, building speed, his arms trailing and dangling behind him. A great rumbling came from behind his broken teeth as he ran, his throaty, strange voice crying out into the darkness. "Katherine! Katherine, I'm coming! Hold on!"

He wasn't sure where he was going, what he was saying, or what his plan was. He was gaining speed, good footholds getting harder and harder to find. He shouldn't be going this fast. Something was happening. He would stop it. He would stop it.


The Corpse
Oscar was perfectly still as he awaited the inevitable. Swords, torches, roaring and blood. One of them, the shirtless one, had already reacted to his presence, springing back in fright. He did not want to kill them.

Then, something unexpected happened. A frail, light voice came from somewhere... a greeting? And one of the ones he hadn't been able to see clearly ran over to him, and held out an empty hand. The corpse peered at him... it was too dark for him to see clearly, but, it came to him soon enough. "Dead... like me."

A memory slithered through his foggy brain. The hand meant something... he was supposed to do something with it? Limply, Oscar jerked his arm forward and slapped the other undead's palm with his. Close enough.

Someone new arrived, and everyone else was talking. Two of the humans left in a huff, obviously displeased with the newcomers. The voice came from somewhere again, even as the other dead one left. Oscar let his head loll back and replied in no particular directing.

"Awakened? I have been dead... I do not know." He wracked his decayed brain, trying to find the right words for time. "Years, now. More than one? A long time, I have been walking." Oscar twitched, his whole body convulsing, but carried on impassively. "May I stay here? Out of the..." what was the word? "Rain?"

The Thief
Tobias stepped away from Fiona as they whole party proceeded to not erupt in a flurry of zombie-slaying, coughing quietly. "Eh-heh... anyway," He said, patting the girl's shoulder absent-mindedly.

The rogue was uncharacteristically quiet as the scene unfolded. Someone new showed up with a funny sword, Derrix and Sana threw a hissy-fit about the food and stormed off, Shela the dwarf took it all with enviable good cheer, and Fiona was trying to explain their situation.

"Well," he said, clapping his hands as the scene was winding down. "Those two just don't know how to have any fun at all." The thief sat next to the fire, eyeing the zombie spasming in the corner of his vision. Everyone else may be content to have it in the camp, but Tobias wasn't. "I'd stay on Sana's good side, though. Much easier said than done, I know, but she's got a temper on her." He chuckled slightly, procuring a bit of stale bread from his pack and gnawing on it. It reminded the thief of home, somehow.

He nodded encouragingly as the one with the sword - Kazuo - asked the dwarf for her tale. "Yeah, let's do stories! After this, I'll tell the one about how I slew a giant and made off with his treasures!"
The Corpse
It was a dark night, the tall, dark figure decided as he peered up into the sky. Most nights, he could just barely make out faded, distant points of light in the sky - he wracked his mind for their word for a moment. Stars. Most nights, when he looked up, they were up there, quivering out of the blackness. But not tonight, so tonight must be an exceptionally dark night.

It must also have been raining. Yes, that was water falling on his grey skin, soaking his clothes, running in rivulets down his limbs. He could feel it, when he focused on it - the pitter patter of raindrops on his head. It reminded him of something lost to the ages. From when he was alive.

He took a step, then another one. He'd paused his pace for a moment, as he'd been weighing the limited sensory information from the outside world. He wasn't blind, or deaf, or anything like that. Everything was just... muted. Like he saw the world from the end of a long, dark tunnel, and half the color was drained out of it. His hearing was like his head was submerged with water, and he felt things as though through several layers of... something. At least, that's what it seemed like, compared to what few memories he had of... before.

Gradually, Oscar regained the shambling gait that defined his existence. Always walking.

There was something in the distance, a pale, flickering light. Like a star. But stars were always way up there, and this was down here... not a star, then. A fire? The corpse began to move towards it without really knowing why.

As he drew closer, he began to hear noises. Voices. There were people, and they were saying something - but their words were still too distant for their meaning to penetrate the numbness in his brain. Closer.

Before he knew it, he'd stepped out of some bushes and into the cave, making quite a racket as he did so. He jerked his head around, trying to study each figure in turn. An elf, a shirtless man, a goblin, a girl with strange, bright hair, an angry woman, a dwarf, and old grey man...

They were armed. Oscar hoped they wouldn't try to hurt him. He hated when people tried to hurt him. His efforts to stop similar situations had never really worked but it might be worth trying. He cleared his throat loudly, and rumbled through broken teeth. "I... am... Oscar. I will not hurt you."

The Thief
Tobias rose and handed his shirt to Sana, doing his honest, level best not to eye Fiona as he did so. "Tie this up too. I'll keep the pants - wouldn't want any of you ladies to be too tempted." He was just turning back to sit by the fire when a racket exploded into the cave.

Two things were instantly clear about the figure - it was a dwarf, and it was loud. A second later, Tobias became pretty sure it was a woman, judging by the lack of beard. Sana and the dwarf instantly went off on each other, and Tobias felt compelled to intervene before any eyes ended up on arrows.

"Easy, Sana," he said, laying a hand on her shoulder (hoping neither she nor Hugh would stab him for touching her as she was undressed). "We've got plenty to go around, right?" He tried to make eye contact with the woman, hoping to stare a silent message into her. The dwarf might be dangerous, and pissing her off won't make her less so. "You're a traveler, right? Isn't there some sort of... road hospitality rule?"

He turned to the dwarf and bowed sharply. "Apologies for the roughness, Lady Dwarf. We are the humble adventuring band known as the... Cinder Seekers. My name is Tobias, the group's pretty face. Pleased to make your acquaintance."

Just then, a new figure arrived. It walked like a person, but one glance at its gray skin, white eyes and tattered clothes made the thief certain it was not one. The monster said something, but Tobias wasn't listening.

The rogue sprang back and grabbed Fiona, interposing the girl between himself and the new arrival. "It's a zombie! Kill it, kill it with fire!"
April muttered as the captain left, "It's Reaver threats, now? Someone needs some alone time."

The pilot listened to Benson's lengthy reply in silence, an expression of confusion steadily growing on her face. When he was finished she turned to address him. "The fuck is a qyoopy particle?" However, when she saw him curled up in a ball, his face a mask of horror, her tone softened. "Hey, easy chief. It's all good. Good to know you can actually talk, yeah? I'm glad you picked this ship too." She smiled and turned back to the controls, giggling slightly at the robotic announcement. "Heh. Thanks, little partner, I was sorta wonderin." Her expression grew flat again. "But seriously, tell me next time you fuck the ship over."

Hannah arrived then and plopped down in a seat, and April spared the girl a warm smile. She didn't really understand the vacant demolitionist, but she could appreciate her endless cheeriness and penchant for breaking things. At least someone appreciated the work she did flying the ship. April listened to the girl's response and nodded, brows furrowed.

She let out a great breath and spoke. "Gee. Chance, prison, potentials... I don't really think about things like that. But if I had to say... I reckon I'd say space is freedom. You can go anywhere, do anything you want, see anything you want. It's a... a chance for a new start, for all of us. A place we can go where nobody can tell us what to think or do or say. Where we can... live the way we was meant to. Free and easy, without big governments and judges and captains getting their dicks in our business, fuckin' things up for all of us." She paused. "Not makin' sense, am I?"

Tobias sighed inwardly as he felt the first raindrop. Of course.

By the time the party had reached their campsite, it was pouring. Being wholly unprepared for this kind of inclement weather, the rogue was quickly soaked to the bone. At Fiona's direction, he directed the wagon to the cave, taking great care to avoid snagging the wheels on anything. Before long, the party had a fire going.

Tobias's stolen clothes were soaked, and clung to him tightly. Overall, he imagined he had the appearance of a drowned city rat, which he supposed he sort of was. The thief held his hands over the fire, teeth chattering. Vaguely, he saw Hugh and Sana a short ways off, having some sort of intense conversation. ... Good?

The rogue was still glancing around, idly contemplating his misery, when he looked to the side and beheld Vaeri, as nude as the day she was born. Quickly, Tobias turned away - it was never a good idea to ogle women who could break him in half.

Suffice it to say, he was more than a little surprised when he looked to the other side and saw Fiona stripping down to her smallclothes. The thief looked back to the fire, his cheeks coloring slightly, and managed with great force of will to clamp down on the urge to make a crude joke at the situation. The women did, however, have the right idea - getting out of the wet clothes wouldn't be terrible. Tobias settled for pulling off his stolen shirt and tossing it aside, revealing the tapestry of angry whipping scars that covered his back as he did so.

The goblin - Drizzak - had asked how they were. "Well, can't complain. I could do with a hot meal, a bed, and a few naked..." he glanced around. "Well, a hot meal and a bed, at any rate."

As if on cue, Derrix the horseman returned and began roasting a healthy portion of meat over the fire. Tobias blinked slightly and raised his hands up to the sky dramatically. "Still waiting on that bed!"
Tobias could only stare as the elf sitting next to him deliberately, point by point, responded to every part of his diatribe. Even after she finished, he remained silent for a moment, his mouth opening and closing like a fish. That was new.

Fortunately, the conversation moved on without him for a moment, allowing the thief to adjust. Reaching into his pack, Tobias pulled out a red apple he'd saved from breakfast and took a loud bite of it, speaking with his mouth still full. "Sounds to me like a wizard did it," he said to Melvus. "Or demons. Zombies? Ancient curses? Or, hey, maybe they all went on holiday and you missed the memo? You should head back and check. This apple sucks. I knew a guy with that once, Vaeri - wait, no, it was two right feet. Much more normal. He could barely walk, though - tripped and fell in a well one day. Guards fished him out. Shame, kid had the fastest fingers of anyone I ever met, not counting me. Is someone smoking? Smells like home. Just add manure, garbage, and bodies and I'll be off on a nostalgia trip."

The thief was silent for a moment - long enough to hear snatches of the conversation between Hugh and Fiona. He cut in wryly, "I dunno, Hugh, not all men have a woman who'll completely throw out all her moral reasoning and principles and start acting batshit violent because their sweetheart got stabbed up. You're a lucky guy. Or, you know, maybe not. Depends on how you look at it. In any case, I'd be more than happy to assist if you need help wooing the fair maiden. You may be gruff, stern, and a little scary, but Tobias'll have you a good old-fashioned lover boy in no time."

Tobias took another bite of the apple, holding the reins with one hand and humming to himself as he looked down the road.

"Of course, of course, my dear lady elf," Tobias responded as Vaeri sat down next to him. "Where to? Shall we visit the emerald woods of the far east, where fairies dance in the twilight? Or the snowy plains of the north, where it is said the skies themselves may nightly open their veins for our wonder? Shall I esquire you to some far southern desert, and dress you as an exotic princess in ill-gotten silks and jewels? Or perhaps the sapphire seas, where I will outwit sirens and slay great leviathans in your honor?" The thief chuckled. "Sorry. City girls love that shit."

Tobias spurred to horses to follow Fiona, and the journey was begun. The rogue was no great traveler - he had never felt the calling of the lone road in his bones. Over the past week, however, he'd found an antidote to the boredom of the road; namely, talking Fiona's ear off. With the rest of the party all around, it seemed only fair that they share in the diatribe. Maybe company was good for something, he thought brightly.

"So. Did anyone catch horse guy's name? He kinda freaks me out. Like he's not telling us something. I bet he's a secret spy - maybe he's working for the mist dragon? What even is a mist dragon? Is it a dragon that lives in the mist? What happens to it on dry days, then? Or maybe it's a dragon made of mist? But then how would we kill it? It's probably just a dragon the color of mist - people are always so poetic about monsters, they just didn't want to call it 'light blue-gray dragon'. I spoke to a dragon once, you know. It was while I was burglarizing his horde - standard adventures for as enterprising a thief as myself. He was really a pretty charming fellow, aside from trying to eat me. Turns out, the trick with dragons is to appeal to their ego - they're hugely narcissistic creatures, naturally. Not that you'd know anything about that. So, what happened to the kid? We should have brought her. I could have raised her with good, wholesome virtues, like selfishness! I could have taught her how to climb things, lie to people, steal things, Vaeri could have taught her forest magic, Hanzo could show her his weird punchy-thing, Fiona could show her which end of the sword is the pointy one, Hugh could do... something... When's lunch? I knew I should have taken more food with me. I could get used to that, just lining up and choosing what free food I want to eat. What's that called? A buff-et? Maybe after we become rich and famous adventurers, kings and queens will invite us to buff-ets at their palaces. I love palaces. Reminds me of the time I stole an evil king's golden emerald-studded crown by pretending to be a fortune teller! Ah, memories."

The fairy flapped up and brought a message to the thief. "Oh. Tell our dearly departed friend that he most certainly may drive the cart, just so long as he promises not to eat my brain. Or any part of me. And, uh... sure, you can nap up here if you want, little... thing."
Tobias opened his eyes when he felt something soft bump into his chest. He looked down and saw a small, unadorned ring. The rogue raised an eyebrow as he inspected it - was it a trick ring? Trapped somehow? No, physically, it seemed to be what it appeared - just a ring. He looked around for who'd thrown it and put on an expression of mock joy when he saw her.

"Sana?" He said, bringing a hand up to his mouth. "For me? W-why, this is so unexpected! I don't know what to say. I mean, I was always hoping, but I never dared to dream..." he trailed off. "Yeah, that joke's run its course." The rogue rose and hopped down, moving around the cart. "Artful dodger to the rescue - I'll take the driver's seat. Don't worry, I know how - pretending to be a carriage driver is a really good way of breaking into places."

As he walked past Sana, he leaned in to whisper. "You and I need to talk. Alone. Not a fight, an... accord."

He kept walking as though nothing had been said, clambering up into the driver's seat. "To high adventure! Let all tremble at the passing of... Tobias's Terrors! No? Fiona's Furies? Hugh's Heroes? Vaeri's Vipers? Hanzo's Helions? Sana's Skullfuckers? We can workshop it."
April still had a broad, idiot grin plastered on her face as the ship broke atmo, the rush and clattering of friction giving way to pure, smooth inertia. Not a bad take-off, if she dared say so herself.

The door opened behind her, and in came Benson the quiet and his little pet robot. He was in her part of the ship pretty often, doing... whatever it was he did (which was not to say she didn't respect his work - more, she didn't understand it). He was usually silent, though, which is why the girl actually jumped a little when he said something to her. "What do you see, out there?"

April peered out into the blackness. "I... dunno? Space? Darkness? Adventure? The true frontier? The thing I'm gonna still be staring at when yall get to go to sleep?" She glanced over to him. "Why? What do you see out there?"

The quiet conversation was cut off when the captain burst into the room, cursing up a storm about April's alleged lack of take-off announcement. "Your hearing must be going, Cap'n," the pilot shot back. "Announcement came through loud and clear." She began to fiddle with a panel off to the side of the cockpit. "Here, let me show you on the log aaaand fuck me sideways, intercom's down." The girl sighed. "Well, let's hope nobody broke nothing."

Though she didn't let on, a chill went down her spine at the captain's second order. Better late than dead. Better dead than Reavers. This was going to be a long flight.
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