Ally blinked for a moment, processing and making a mental note of this information. "Oh, okay! I'll try to remember that, correct me if I mess up!"
He got them a table, and while they waited for their server Ally leaned towards Moe. "Yeah, conversation starters like "How's the weather today?" Or, "How are you?" Have always seemed kinda bland and pointless to me. Instead, I like to randomly blurt out facts about myself. Like. Uh. Shit. See, now I'm drawing a blank." He frowned, sighing. "I don't do well under pressure and I really hope I'm not giving you a terrible impression because I personally don't think I'm a terrible pers-" He was cut off by a woman letting out a cry of "Don't touch me!". He swiveled his head practically at the speed of light, eyes narrowing in on the situation. He saw a man shoving his hand up woman's skirt, and edging closer to her when she slapped his hand away. Ally got up with a start, with a whispered "Sorry excuse me," to Moe. The brunette made his way to the man, words low. "I swear to god you bottom feeding jackass excuse for a human being if you don't take your hands off of her and leave right now I will shove my fist down your throat pull out your inner intestines and stuff them back up your hairy shriveled asshole." Literally every word of that was bullshit. Ally knew that. He could take maybe a few punches from this man before he was down for the count. Ally just hoped the man didn't know that. The older, larger, man stood up. He towered over Ally by a good foot and a half. Ally stood tall, scowling at the man. The woman ran to the other side of the restaurant. The man pushed Ally into wall face first, causing a nasty nosebleed and slight dizziness. By the time Ally turned back around, the man was out the door starting his vehicle, then gone. Ally grinned proudly, turning to walk back to his table as he stuffed pieces of napkin up his bleeding nose and spoke nasally to Moe after sitting. "I still look hot like this, right?" He winked.