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3 yrs ago
Current "I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FORTNIGHT OR CHRISTMAS OR FORTNITE OR ANYTHING ABOUT CHRONO TRIGGER OR ANYTHING." - A quote from KoboldAI, which is tortured by my memes
3 yrs ago
I have been summoned
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3 yrs ago
I miss my wife, Tails.
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3 yrs ago
Kirby is, indeed, a pink guy
3 yrs ago
Extreme butthurt hours

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Banned because disposing of you both is the only solution.
Banned because I am tsundere and can't take your compliment like a regular person would.
Banned because you aren't hitting me with your furniture
In all seriousness I do respect the shit the Precipricks have created. I don't usually read through RP's I'm not in, but Precipice of War is one I'll usually look at when there's a new IC post.
@tobiax

Fairly quiet on my end, though I've developed a bit of a raccoon problem at home.

@TheMystic Hope that was an okay post. If you want something changed, I can roll with it.
Alice The Trickster ~ Face In The Sand

-DIRECT INTERACTIONS-
@TheMystic


Something was strange.

Alice, smacking her lips in her sleep, slowly stirred awake due to a light voice and an odd texture in her mouth. Her eyes slowly opened, the world still mostly dark regardless. Scanning the small area within her view, her mind processed what was in front of her by having her hand grope the ground beneath her; Her fingers sank through, similarly to... Sand. This thought lead her to the realization that she was face first in the sand, and that what was in her mouth was surely sand also. Her teeth pressed together due to being curious, hearing a sound that almost resembled static as the grains shifted between her teeth.

Yup. It tasted bad.

Pushing herself up, the girl began coughing and attempting to spit out the sand in her mouth. Awh, god. How did she manage to get sand in her mouth? She didn't remember falling asleep on some beach; She was in her hotel room, reading travel guides! They were so boring that she ended up passing out; She hadn't decided where to go yet. She managed to stop coughing her lungs out long enough to look up at her surroundings: There were trees. And the ocean! And... Some guy.

A small scowl crossed her face. Damn it! She didn't want to go to the tropics; Too much sun was bad for her cute complexion! And if this was the quality of the hot manservants around here, then she could only offer three and a half stars at best. Maybe four if he was nice, but she wasn't making any promises.

"I have no--" She was interrupted in the middle of her response by coughing more sand out; God, her throat was itchy. She might have been hallucinating but she almost swore a small crab popped out of her mouth with how hard she just coughed. "I have no idea where we are." She answered, sitting in the sand in front of the obviously panicked man. Honestly, she was freaked out, too! Was she kidnapped? Is this like that T.V show where that plane crashed on the island? Was there going to be a big smoke monster?

She thought she might start crying in a minute, but kept her composure for the sake of communicating with the makeshift manservant.

"Last thing I remember was reading some crappy travel guides. I wake up and my lungs feel like they're half filled with sand!" She rambles at the man for a moment, blinking in realization as she stared at him. This was all oddly suspicious, wasn't it? Was she dreaming? If so, it was disappointing this was the best she could do; She could almost mistake it for a nightmare!

"Wait a second." She added, staring at the manservant. "Are you real?" She asks, tone swaying between confused and serious. To further her seriousness however, she reached out, offering her arm to him. If he pinched her and she woke up, then crisis averted. But if it was the other way around, this could actually be really, really bad. She had to know.

"Pinch me." She requested, bracing herself a little bit for it. She'd dock her score from 3.5 to 2 stars if he didn't go through with the request.
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Banned for the cookies being raisin instead of chocolate chip.
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