TupperWare Bowl

but you gotta make your own kind of music

sing your own special song

My favorite activities include:

producing bile

The kazoo is an underrated instrument

Just because it's easy to play people wave it away. Like come on id love to hear some more songs with the kazoo in them

Trailer fodder

When one of the characters just starts whispering what they're saying in the middle of the movie for no reason

Tell me your birthday and I'll tell you vague details about yourself

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Chances are, you are not microwave safe.

However, you are convenient for transportation of items of relative unimportance, like potato salad or craft supplies.

You likely don't feel the need to sell yourself too much because people already treat you as a household name, although exceedingly commonplace. Such a household name, in fact, that no one actually gives a damn, and takes you for granted.

Until they microwave the shit out of you and you infect them with disease.

It's possible you often feel limitless, though that may be because your lid gets fucking lost all the damn time and FOR GOD'S SAKE KAREN WHEN YOU PUT THE DISHES AWAY MAKE SURE THE LIDS ARE IN THE SAME PLACE AS THE CONTAINERS I SWEAR WE'VE GONE OVER THIS BEFORE.

@Taaj

I just want to point out that it took me this long to realize you were referring to my name

bring us the girl and wipe away the debt

its that simple ok

none of you seem to understand

im not locked in here with you YOURE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME

Tell me your birthday and I'll tell you vague details about yourself

august 3rd

The Second Whenever Cross-Site Hunger Games: Revolution Edition

sorry I am an entitled bastard

The Second Whenever Cross-Site Hunger Games: Revolution Edition