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These MS paint stuff keeps getting better and better. Requesting prints to frame plz

Also, a big thank you to Oraculum for coming up with the Skeleton's fitting response to Bob. (Yeah, I had quite the brain-fart.)

By the way, I recall someone saying something about a full-party drawing a while back. Is this still a thing about to happen?
Nervous twitches began to manifest at the Skeleton's right hand as the scrap-clad goblin began what seemed to be an introductory monologue. His rage was growing hotter and hotter by the second, partly from the goblin's voice, which the Skeleton deemed extremely vexing, and partly by it's attitude. Then, it happened. The tinker asked for the Skeleton's name. Perhaps this was a sort of mental tripwire for the reanimated barbarian, since his silent, simmering fury turned into an all-out psychotic frenzy. Clutching his knuckle dusters with excessive force, he began walking at an increasingly fast pace towards Bob, screaming in a barely coherent manner:

"NAME?! NAME?! NAME?!"

Whatever unnameable force surrounded the skeleton began to react along with his mental state. It flared up, swirled and coalesced around his bony form, producing an effect that would surely be highly noticeable to any spiritually-attuned creatures that happened to be around. Slowly gaining more and more speed, he swung his hand back and prepared a punch that would surely send the green git flying backwards if it connected.
@Banana FUCK YEAH SKELETON BROS

I suppose it could work eventually, provided Stride doesn't piss him off.
Upon being handed the strange magical bauble, the Skeleton felt an unspeakable wave of rage wash over him. Judging by his experience on wizards, it was surely a trick to bind him to his will, making him serve as a personal bodyguard till the wizard's death-

"...give you instructions on what to do and who to kill."

To hell with that. The orb would do. Though, his potential outburst was amplified, once the Skeleton processed just what the mage had said. "Rest of the crew." Crew. That means other creatures to work with. Now, one needn't be the brightest tool in the shed to figure out that lovely ol' ARGH wasn't exactly a team player, or that being in the proximity of one or more sentient and nonsentient creatures was enough to drive him into a murderous frenzy, incomprehensible fury, and perhaps even beyond that. Needless to say, the very idea was enough to make him snap. Yet, instead of any chaotic outburst, the undead creature simply stomped the ground with his massive boot, and turned around, beginning to make his way to said tavern. Though he remained silent the entire time, the pulverized pavement in the shape of his boot mark more than testified his mood.

Placing the orb in a pouch hanging from his kilt, the bony beast made his way to the market's fringes. Halting for a few moments, he mentally prepared for what would come next. The bazaar was as filthy, crowded and noisy as before. Perhaps even worse. Monstrous creatures of all sorts swarmed it, creating hideous (and highly obnoxious) waves of bodies. Just the sight the Skeleton needed to see, after learning that he had to cooperate with a group. To say he'd be fuming would be an understatement.

Clenching his fists and gritting his teeth, he entered the sea of bodies head-on, walking slowly. At first, he did not react to the numerous monstrous denizens bumping into him, but as time went on, and with the help of an ever-constant ruckus, rage-induced twitches turned into violent jerks of the forearms, which turned into elbow strikes, and eventually evolved into a full-on frenzy. Plowing madly though the crowd, all whilst screaming profanity every inch of the way, he began leaving a trail of caved-in skulls and spilled vital juices, that, due to the natural chaos of said market, was barely noticeable from a good few feet away. Finally leaving the swirling mass of idiocy, he seemed to be near his objective. The tavern was just around the corner, and the crowd had finally cleared. Having returned to his normal pace -he had left the bazaar for a minute or so- he heard a gurgling cry, one he had heard before.

"'Ey! That's him! Get 'im boys!"

The ghouls he had pursued earlier. The bone-biters had returned, and in a small pack this time. Finding safety in numbers, they lunged at the Skeleton, who appeared to have frozen in place, unaware of the magnitude of wrath they were about to unleash.

***


When the Skeleton found himself before the inn, there was little to signify that such a structure was ever there. Still holding onto a ghoul, his fingers shoved inside it's eye sockets, and through ichor-seeping holes in its' skull they hand made themselves, he scanned his surroundings. Two strange bugs, one greater than the other, an ogre, a goblin and an orc with a massive beast were somewhat facing each other, while what seemed to be inn-dwellers were fleeing the site. This was apparently the "crew". Infuriated, he swung the ghoul over his head and smashed it against the ground, the sheer force from the impact making it explode in semi-liquefied giblets.

"ARE YOU THE BUNCH OF CUNTS THE WIZARD HIRED?"

It was official, this day could not get any worse.

@KRIEEEG

This was a first in the Skeleton's unlife. Give up the opportunity to absolutely batter a single person in favor of beating multiple beings, with a reward to boot? The dilemma pissed him off, to say the least. As he stared blankly at his palms, the figurative gears inside his skull spun, cracked, exploded and melted into a white hot steaming metal goo. To noone's surprise, he released another ear-shattering scream before finally falling silent, and raised his head to face the wizard.

YES. FUCK IT.

The Skeleton angrily adjusted his belt with two sudden movements, bringing his tattered kilt higher up, and bashed his knuckle duster slabs together to vent some of his potentially infinite fury. He shook his torso violently, producing a loud clatter, and gave the mage a blank look, awaiting instructions. A faint grinding sound produced by his fingertips scraping against his fist weapons signified that the undead creature's decision to help did not calm him in the least.
Hey guys, I just need to know one thing: How much of an epic proportion you want this RP to take? We have a few options:

1- Small run of the mill stuff. Raid vilages, plunder their treasures, and rape their cows.

2- Medium proportions. Dealing with demons and stuff. Maybe a small demi god thrown in the mix. Maybe reshaping a city or small region.

3- Impressive shit. Dealing with Godlike beings and demi gods. Having an impact in entire continents and such.

4- Epic proportions. Gaining god's wrath and favors while possibly killing a few of them. Possibly reshaping the world.

5- Something else you guys come up with.


I must agree with Oraculum on this one. I absolutely want our party to perform all of the above, in an escalating order.
@Oraculum
I think we can arrange that. Once we know what our bunch is named of course


Now -this- is the million dollar question. I think the answer should come IC once we're all grouped up.
I ship that party music. It is fitting for the ragtag bunch of idiots we are. And we ahve enough giant monsters to carry quite a few giant boomboxes to make sure EVERYONE gets annoyed by our theme song. SCIENCE


It's official. This song and the party is now our OTP.

@Turbowraith

I have a good idea.

Opened by this.


Fucking genious.
IT HURTS! MAKE STOP!!


THE RIDE NEVER ENDS


You can practically hear what every individual party member is doing.

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