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Fair enough! In case the two players don't show up, do know that me and @Oraculum could gladly fill them up.
Hey people! I was informed by a friend who apparently lurked on this thread for a while that there may yet be a spot or two left. Is that the case or am I just being bothersome?
Heroes


Terrene

Josephine Krueger: Punky tomboy that can't be arsed. In serious need of cash.

Ultramundane

The God with Many Names: Supreme dimensional lord, you may recognize him from petroglyphs.
Since I'm a sucker for sword and sorcery, and have only recently discovered this thread, I gotta ask. Is option B still being considered?
Oh wow. Joe's saved already and I didn't even have to say a word.
Grog briefly recalled receiving a gift and a status report from Barkeep as he awoke in the kitchen floor. By the looks of it, he was somehow carried inside before the rest, and had passed out for no more than a minute, seeing as the remainder of the team had just entered and began settling. Crawling his way to the sink, bottle in hand, Grog's disorderly thoughts blotted out the distant chattering of his partners in crime, as he contemplated why on earth he'd be given a bottle of wine when he had the Pint. Maybe Barkeep wasn't aware of its' power or something. Whatever, Grog thought. May as well try it out. "Power Pint: West's Stride!", he commanded.

Nothing. That was odd. "Power Pint! Give me West's Stride!" he ordered once again, in a louder voice. "God dammit, pint. The hell's wrong with you?! You broke? Give me some booze dammit." he yelled, as the pint filled itself with beer, some of it spilling on the floor. Grog's eyes widened visibly, even behind his goggles. "What the shit?", he screamed, and, recalling what the driver had said about getting the interior dirty, let out an audible sigh before turning back to the elephant in the room. "What the hell are you, Stride?" he said in a comically suspicious tone, as he brought the bottle closer to his squinted eyes. Instantly returning to his usual self, he happily exclaimed "Ah, who gives a shit. One way to find out." and downed the bottle in a matter of seconds. He had started to become dangerously sober after all, with the Fucksville's effect having ended and whatnot.
Joe Gore: Mechanic Extraordinaire


"God dammit Joe, you did it again." The man's voice echoed briefly across the holding cell. Not only had the rest of his, uh, potential allies suffered a case of hole through the skull, but he had found himself in a very familiar situation. Once again, some giant faceless conglomerate had managed to involve poor Joe in a mess that once again seemed inescapable. Smart bastards didn't even let him keep the toolbox. He could've gotten out in less than a jiffy if they hadn't taken the damn thing. Worst part, all of his gear was stored in a cargo unit no more than fifteen seconds away, probably in the very same corridor his impromptu cell was in. Pure torture.

Now, Joe had never seen a rig quite like this before, but by the looks of it, it had great similarities with the significally weaker FT-68 models. As for the guys that ran it? Well. They didn't like humans, judging from his dead co-slaves. And, being far enough from the command deck, he had no clue what to-

Combat sounds. Someone had broken into the cargo bay. Jack-fucking-pot. Without a second thought, not even to think about how obscenely lucky he got, Joe began to vigorously bang at the heavy steel door, and, sliding the small viewing slot open, screamed at the top of his lungs.

"Over here! Over here! The bastards have me locked up! Get me out goddamit!"
@Crossfire Yay!

Well, the engine room seems like home to him, so if it's alright, I would station him there. I just hope there's no radiation.

And, eagerly awaiting for that!
@Crossfire Ah, that "Sloan" thing is just a mistake. It used to be a different name for Joe before I picked his current one. Also, the weaponsmithing thing is just a byproduct of his general greaser talents, so it could just be a personal thing, though two bickering weapons experts could always prove fun too.
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