I'll go first.
I like'em smart, funny, with fire in their blood. They need to be able to banter and they have to have a firm grip on my personality, I need someone to tell me no once in a while, and keep me from going overboard.
When I say funny, they have to be able to laugh at my horrid jokes about seal clubbing and butt rubbing, and they have to make me laugh with equally blue humor. Dry wit makes me laugh too, but that might be because it's my dad's favorite.
Now, it's your turn.
E: If you say "funny" or something like that you have to give an example.