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7 yrs ago
Current Now that I have given up video games I should have a lot more time to RP now. I'm sure that I'm not the first person to have declared this but hopefully I won't be the last.
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7 yrs ago
To all those who are awaiting a post from me I'm sorry. I have no excuses. I expect the very best from myself and frankly that kind of pressure brings about some major procrastination.
7 yrs ago
I very well may be the worst fps player the world has ever known.
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7 yrs ago
Has anyone heard of this Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen guy? They say he's number one.
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7 yrs ago
Alright, no more screwing around. I have to get started on my various projects. I can't let another week go by with nothing done. Lady France awaits and I'm not getting any younger.
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Bio

I guess this is where I explain myself.

All I can say is that my existence is an endless void occasionally interrupted by passing flashes of light.
Interlaced with a little randomness here and there to, ya know, keep things interesting.


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Cory in the House

Possibly the greatest anime ever made. A demented love child of Boondocks, Pulp Fiction, and Naruto. A must see for any anime fan.
Community

Or how I learned to stop worrying and love mediocrity, and hilarity. A bunch of random people study together in a Spanish study group. They routinely get terrorised by a psychotic Ken Jeong. Shut up Leonard! Those teenage girls that were playing ping pong with you were doing it ironically!
In the land before time, Littlefoot's mom, depressingly enough, died. But he had memes so all was well. Until Megatron laser cannoned the fire nation, destroying many cabbages and causing Littlefoot to become a powerful earth bender after Cera was brutally flung across the ocean. "By the power of Greyskull," the flaming homosexual wombat exclaimed, as he slipped and fell, only to be caught by a hopeless romantic trying to figure out the meaning of extraterrestrial existence in bed. Then he realized that without cheese, he could not feed his grandmother so he bought some power metal, pure cheesy goodness. However, Littlefoot was a metalbender, meaning the power metal could be bent, which would be glorious for Fire Nation. So Littlefoot challenged Megatron to a fist fight aboard the ship shaped like a cabbage. "Help me, Obi-wan!" Megatron cried, heard by a crimson eagle living in your basement furnace. Littlefoot tried to defeat Megatron by singing sweet nothings and tempting him with bacon, which was remarkably effective.

"Littlefoot," Megatron blushes, his metal lips stuck with bits of bacon while dipping some Szechuan sauce, "I surrender to your superior, the legendary Obi-wan Kenobi and his Mighty Morphing Power Rangers." Littlefoot laughed triumphantly and then said, "I am your father." Reaching out, he took Megatron's PC and downloaded Windows 10.

And then Nestor Makhno appeared.

"This! Is! Sparta!" Makhno bellowed, before stroking his mustache excitedly.

"If you say so, kid." Littlefoot replied, teleporting behind him before placing his hands on his shoulders to warmly embrace Megatron. Makhno, meanwhile, welcomed them both by performing an RKO outta nowhere. Littlefoot was stunned, but Megatron was impressed by his outstanding skillset.

"So tell me," said the man in the mirror, now twirling his hair

"No" Littlefoot unholstered his gat and immediately opened fire on his little toes by accident. Thus proving that a good set of fingers was required when you have little toes.

Makhno declared, "We must go bowling at Barney's Bowl-O-Rama. Now."

Littlefoot agreed, so they left. With all the haste of a coursing river.

Once there, Makhno spotted the Red Army. "Do you cheeki breeki, сука?"

The Red Army fired at the man in the mirror. Megatron saw this and laughed. A Tank rolled up and Makhno cried, "TANKIES!" in alarm. An Missile landed about eight inches, detonating Megatron's mechanical wiener. He needed a replacement right wiener, for two wasn't enough. The mission impossible theme started playing, and everyone started dancing the chicken dance. When winter did not come after dancing, the conga line to a white walker banquet was formed. In the end, many things applauded the Red Army & Makhno for taking a joke. Megatron cried, "EW MUST ESCAPES HERE FASTLY". But in the end, it returned to random dancing again. Optimus Prime punched Megatron in his pair of tits. Darkness rapidly approached the two, and consumes them, transporting them as Littlefoot committed Seppuku honorably. Until a Angel tried to play Sonic R on Playstation. The Spirit of Littlefoot went to bukake party. Utilizing a new semen body, he breaks the ice by using an ancient, mystical technique. That destroys the world as Megatron's new wiener launched to space reignited the passion of love before exploding on everyone's faces. Sephiroth arrived on the scene with an oversized magnifying glass, triggering mutation in Megatron's hand and making it go limp, which made him a polar bear with chronic depression. Sephiroth magnified the sun and it made the horse with huge tits.

Then SCP-682 arrived and caused the 2nd coming of Yami Yugi, King of games.
Cloud City
@Rhythmloid What character so you need help with?
Knowing that Corinne was safe gave Rolo peace of mind. He strode around the corner of the clubhouse to find a small group of about six slicks members at the entrance. The gang members were really getting in the faces of the two doormen, shouting threats and obscenities. Things started to look real heated. Fists could begin flying at any moment. Something had to be done.

"Excuse me fellas, but no loser wannabe greasers were invited. Now kindly fuck off. Or people are gonna get hurt, and it's not gonna be us." Rolo threatened.

"Oh yeah!?" replied one of the Slicks.

None of their guys were as tall as Rolo. But together though, they were an intimidating group.

"Look what we have here. The Salt Gay Turbos fatass." taunted one of the Slicks.

"I get it. We ain't playin nice. That's fine by me." replied Rolo. He cracked his knuckles in anticipation.

"Get him!" yelled one of the Slicks.

Rolo was able to punch two of them down but the other four had him pinned to the wall. Roll couldn't move his arms. He was completely defenceless.

"What're ya gonna do now, fat boy?" taunted a Slick.

"You better hope I don't get loose." Rolo threatened.

"Or what, piggly wiggly?"

Suddenly the clubhouse doors burst open. All the Salt Bay Turbos at the party gathered to form a large group. At the head of this group was Chet, with Switch and Divo at his left and right.

"Or you'll be in a world of hurt." threatened Chet.

"The big fella hits hard." said Divo.

"You'll be feelin it for days." added Switch.

"We saw your lame little display earlier today! Got somethin to say!?" yelled one of the Slicks. He had short red hair.

"Yeah, the Royals are back." replied Chet.

"This ain't over! One day, your lame little group will mess up. And when they do, your ass will be mine." threatened the red headed Slick.

"Get in line little cup cake. You'll be waiting a while. The Salt Bay Turbos ain't never gonna lose to a bunch of losers like you." announced Chet.

The entire group let out a mighty cheer. The small group of Slicks looked more then a little intimidated. They began to back away towards their bikes.

"Let's go boys! You squares ain't worth it." said the red headed Slick.

"Whatever losers." replied Chet.

Rolo was released from the wall. He stretched his arms, getting rid of the pins and needles.

"The next time I see any of you dweebs around here imma bash some heads!" roared Rolo.

The Slicks scrambled onto their bikes quickly upon Rolos threat.

"Screw you guys!" one of the Slicks yelled as they sped off down the road.

"What was that all about boss!?" asked Divo.

"Fuck if I know. Let's get back to the party boys!" Chet announced.

The Salt Bay Turbos let out yet another cheer. A very loud and boisterous one.

Everyone made their way back into the clubhouse. The party was still going on, like nothing happened. A group of girls waited near the entrance though. Waiting anxiously for their dates.

Rolo took a random girl to the side.

"You, there's a girl hiding in the girls bathroom. Tell her peaches ok!?" demanded Rolo.

"A-alright." the girl replied.

Boku no Piko

Two young boys have a special little sleep over. It's all totally innocent officer, I swear! What!? I'm not nervous! I'm just uhh excited! Oh no, I didn't mean it like that! I'm not a deviant! I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freakin system is out of order! You want the truth!? You can't handle the truth! Cuz when you put your hands in a pile of goo, that was your best friends face, you'll know what to do! Forget it Marge, it's Chinatown!
In the land before time, Littlefoot's mom, depressingly enough, died. But he had memes so all was well. Until Megatron laser cannoned the fire nation, destroying many cabbages and causing Littlefoot to become a powerful earth bender after Cera was brutally flung across the ocean. "By the power of Greyskull," the flaming homosexual wombat exclaimed, as he slipped and fell, only to be caught by a hopeless romantic trying to figure out the meaning of extraterrestrial existence in bed. Then he realized that without cheese, he could not feed his grandmother so he bought some power metal, pure cheesy goodness. However, Littlefoot was a metalbender, meaning the power metal could be bent, which would be glorious for Fire Nation. So Littlefoot challenged Megatron to a fist fight aboard the ship shaped like a cabbage. "Help me, Obi-wan!" Megatron cried, heard by a crimson eagle living in your basement furnace. Littlefoot tried to defeat Megatron by singing sweet nothings and tempting him with bacon, which was remarkably effective.

"Littlefoot," Megatron blushes, his metal lips stuck with bits of bacon while dipping some Szechuan sauce, "I surrender to your superior, the legendary Obi-wan Kenobi and his Mighty Morphing Power Rangers." Littlefoot laughed triumphantly and then said, "I am your father." Reaching out, he took Megatron's PC and downloaded Windows 10.

And then Nestor Makhno appeared.

"This! Is! Sparta!" Makhno bellowed, before stroking his mustache excitedly.

"If you say so, kid." Littlefoot replied, teleporting behind him before placing his hands on his shoulders to warmly embrace Megatron. Makhno, meanwhile, welcomed them both by performing an RKO outta nowhere. Littlefoot was stunned, but Megatron was impressed by his outstanding skillset.

"So tell me," said the man in the mirror, now twirling his hair

"No" Littlefoot unholstered his gat and immediately opened fire on his little toes by accident. Thus proving that a good set of fingers was required when you have little toes.

Makhno declared, "We must go bowling at Barney's Bowl-O-Rama. Now."

Littlefoot agreed, so they left. With all the haste of a coursing river.

Once there, Makhno spotted the Red Army. "Do you cheeki breeki, сука?"

The Red Army fired at the man in the mirror. Megatron saw this and laughed. A Tank rolled up and Makhno cried, "TANKIES!" in alarm. An Missile landed about eight inches, detonating Megatron's mechanical wiener. He needed a replacement right wiener, for two wasn't enough. The mission impossible theme started playing, and everyone started dancing the chicken dance. When winter did not come after dancing, the conga line to a white walker banquet was formed. In the end, many things applauded the Red Army & Makhno for taking a joke. Megatron cried, "EW MUST ESCAPES HERE FASTLY". But in the end, it returned to random dancing again. Optimus Prime punched Megatron in his pair of tits. Darkness rapidly approached the two, and consumes them, transporting them as Littlefoot committed Seppuku honorably. Until a Angel tried to play Sonic R on Playstation. The Spirit of Littlefoot went to bukake party. Utilizing a new semen body, he breaks the ice by using an ancient, mystical technique. That destroys the world as Megatron's new wiener launched to space reignited the passion of love before exploding on everyone's faces. Sephiroth arrived on the scene with an oversized magnifying glass, triggering mutation in Megatron's hand and making it go limp, which made him a
Aeon Flux
@RhythmloidBe heading off to bed soon. We'll RP tomorrow k.
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