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    1. TwelveOf8 10 yrs ago

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7 yrs ago
Current Now that I have given up video games I should have a lot more time to RP now. I'm sure that I'm not the first person to have declared this but hopefully I won't be the last.
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7 yrs ago
To all those who are awaiting a post from me I'm sorry. I have no excuses. I expect the very best from myself and frankly that kind of pressure brings about some major procrastination.
7 yrs ago
I very well may be the worst fps player the world has ever known.
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7 yrs ago
Has anyone heard of this Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen guy? They say he's number one.
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7 yrs ago
Alright, no more screwing around. I have to get started on my various projects. I can't let another week go by with nothing done. Lady France awaits and I'm not getting any younger.
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Bio

I guess this is where I explain myself.

All I can say is that my existence is an endless void occasionally interrupted by passing flashes of light.
Interlaced with a little randomness here and there to, ya know, keep things interesting.


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"Not many people know this, but Sea Salt Bay has been host to many mysterious disappearances over its history. These people have all been teenage girls. And do you wanna know something really creepy? Those disappearances have been said to occur around the area of Lovers Haven." said Rolo dramatically.

"The thing was that those who disappeared were never the locals. This of course made a lot people disbelieve the rumours of those mysterious disappearances. explained Rolo.

"People who did believe though, they had their theories. One was that Lovers Haven was a place teenage runaways were seen before disappearing out into the open world. Another was that Khalo, or some mysterious serial killer, got them. Most people though, believed that suicidal teenage girls always made their way to Lovers Haven, to enjoy the beauty of this place, before ending it." said Rolo sombrely.

"It was about five years ago now, when yet another disappearance occurred. What was strange was that in the couple of weeks before the incident, an odd figure was seen, touching this rock formation with both of its hands. It was always seen on the night of the full moon.

The girl that disappeared this time, was found. She was found dead in the woods due to mysterious circumstances. Seriously, not even the coroners could figure out the cause of death. But ever since then, people have linked the incident to that old Esselen legend of Khalo and Lahki. People have stayed away since."
said Rolo.

"I myself don't know what to believe Corinne. But let me tell ya, this town has secrets. Some of which you're better off not knowing." Rolo explained eerily.

"But at least we get to enjoy this place together. No squares around to ruin the mood. That was always a pain back when this place was popular." said Rolo cheerily.

"Do you remember when we ran into that raven on the trail? Then later we heard those coyotes? I wonder, is the spirit world trying to tell us something? Rolo asked.
@VenusSTARI've always waited until I found an RP I'm interested in before making a character. Their creation came quickly and naturally that way.

Anyways, I work nights so I sleep all day. This often leaves me feeling like life isn't worth it. But it's always darkest before the dawn, or so they say.
Banned for kidnapping kittens.
Death by mass kitten attack by a platoon of soldier kittens. Their intent was to rescue their king, whom you held hostage.
When the student is ready, the master appears.
Granted, everything goes well. Your career, your love life, anything under the sun. Unfortunately that includes accidents. Your accidents go so well that you die a horrible death. A death that's so freakish, so unbelievable, so unlikely, that it would go down in history.

I wish that the next post would contain something profoundly smart, but expressed in a bafflingly dumb way.

@RhythmloidIt'll come sooner than ya think ;)
@RhythmloidSometimes I need to think a little about what I write, so replies will be relatively slow at times. This time around, I won't take more than a day though. It's amazing that we've made it so far.
@Cuddle PotDo whatever you feel is right.
In the land before time, Littlefoot's mom, depressingly enough, died. But he had memes so all was well. Until Megatron laser cannoned the fire nation, destroying many cabbages and causing Littlefoot to become a powerful earth bender after Cera was brutally flung across the ocean. "By the power of Greyskull," the flaming homosexual wombat exclaimed, as he slipped and fell, only to be caught by a hopeless romantic trying to figure out the meaning of extraterrestrial existence in bed. Then he realized that without cheese, he could not feed his grandmother so he bought some power metal, pure cheesy goodness. However, Littlefoot was a metalbender, meaning the power metal could be bent, which would be glorious for Fire Nation. So Littlefoot challenged Megatron to a fist fight aboard the ship shaped like a cabbage. "Help me, Obi-wan!" Megatron cried, heard by a crimson eagle living in your basement furnace. Littlefoot tried to defeat Megatron by singing sweet nothings and tempting him with bacon, which was remarkably effective.

"Littlefoot," Megatron blushes, his metal lips stuck with bits of bacon while dipping some Szechuan sauce, "I surrender to your superior, the legendary Obi-wan Kenobi and his Mighty Morphing Power Rangers." Littlefoot laughed triumphantly and then said, "I am your father." Reaching out, he took Megatron's PC and downloaded Windows 10.

And then Nestor Makhno appeared.

"This! Is! Sparta!" Makhno bellowed, before stroking his mustache excitedly.

"If you say so, kid." Littlefoot replied, teleporting behind him before placing his hands on his shoulders to warmly embrace Megatron. Makhno, meanwhile, welcomed them both by performing an RKO outta nowhere. Littlefoot was stunned, but Megatron was impressed by his outstanding skillset.

"So tell me," said the man in the mirror, now twirling his hair

"No" Littlefoot unholstered his gat and immediately opened fire on his little toes by accident. Thus proving that a good set of fingers was required when you have little toes.

Makhno declared, "We must go bowling at Barney's Bowl-O-Rama. Now."

Littlefoot agreed, so they left. With all the haste of a coursing river.

Once there, Makhno spotted the Red Army. "Do you cheeki breeki, сука?"

The Red Army fired at the man in the mirror. Megatron saw this and laughed. A Tank rolled up and Makhno cried, "TANKIES!" in alarm. An Missile landed about eight inches, detonating Megatron's mechanical wiener. He needed a replacement right wiener, for two wasn't enough. The mission impossible theme started playing, and everyone started dancing the chicken dance. When winter did not come after dancing, the conga line to a white walker banquet was formed. In the end, many things applauded the Red Army & Makhno for taking a joke. Megatron cried, "EW MUST ESCAPES HERE FASTLY". But in the end, it returned to random dancing again. Optimus Prime punched Megatron in his pair of tits. Darkness rapidly approached the two, and consumes them, transporting them as Littlefoot committed Seppuku honorably. Until a Angel tried to play Sonic R on Playstation. The Spirit of Littlefoot went to bukake party. Utilizing a new semen body, he breaks the ice by using an ancient, mystical technique. That destroys the world as Megatron's new wiener launched to space reignited the passion of love before exploding on everyone's faces. Sephiroth arrived on the scene with an oversized magnifying glass, triggering mutation in Megatron's hand and making it go limp, which made him a polar bear with chronic depression. Sephiroth magnified the sun and it made the horse with huge tits.

Then SCP-682 arrived and caused the 2nd coming of Yami Yugi, King of games. Seto Kaiba dueled Yugi to a game of Truth or Duel. The answer was obvious they dueled at sunset in the mysterious shadow realm. The Endless Darkness had other ways to turn a man into a girl by shitting them out of it's mouth. It had never realized how orgasmic this could feel, it wanted to cause a anal fissure inside of Cera's pet cat. So it decided to grind unicorns and some dank memes to booty tap dat pussy ass. But then Littlefoot's soul desired sushi rolls, so he opened a portal. Staring back through it was the Decepticon fleet; they immediately dropped this, sick, beat! Cuz nearby, the Beastie Boys were really kickin it old school.

"Sing we must not!", said Yoga, twin brother of Yoda.

Yugi and the Beastie Boys decided to play hopscotch and all died of pulmonary embolisms. But then the unthinkable happened. Half-Life 3 was released, and this of course meant that Gabe Newell became the new doctor, with complimentary companion included. As Elon Musk charged his electric nipple clamps, he fantasised
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