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    1. TwelveOf8 10 yrs ago

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7 yrs ago
Current Now that I have given up video games I should have a lot more time to RP now. I'm sure that I'm not the first person to have declared this but hopefully I won't be the last.
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7 yrs ago
To all those who are awaiting a post from me I'm sorry. I have no excuses. I expect the very best from myself and frankly that kind of pressure brings about some major procrastination.
7 yrs ago
I very well may be the worst fps player the world has ever known.
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7 yrs ago
Has anyone heard of this Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen guy? They say he's number one.
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7 yrs ago
Alright, no more screwing around. I have to get started on my various projects. I can't let another week go by with nothing done. Lady France awaits and I'm not getting any younger.
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Bio

I guess this is where I explain myself.

All I can say is that my existence is an endless void occasionally interrupted by passing flashes of light.
Interlaced with a little randomness here and there to, ya know, keep things interesting.


Most Recent Posts

Banned for not giving people time to edit their posts before replying.
I'll just go to the Winchester and then wait for it all to blow over.
Spank Me
Death by being killed off by falling rubble in the background of a Marvel movie. Ya know, because of the genericness and stuff.
Banned for banning people for having the courage to admit their stupidity.
Granted, but then you realise that you hate the taste of Dr. Pepper because it tastes like medicine. You then promptly spit it out in disgust.

Worst case scenario, you find that you love the taste of Dr. Pepper and that you're enjoying the taste of the beverage you got through your wish. In that case, you look down at your hands to discover, to your horror, that they are now covered in green scales. You've been turned into a reptilian.

I wish that the next post will be as inspirational as it is offensive to all people.
"Well Corrine baby, when you're carrying as much power as me, there's bound to be a few pops and crackles here and there." said Rolo whilst patting his big protruding gut.

"And I'm sure your singing aint that bad! Come on! Sing for me! I promise I'll love it!" Rolo enthused playfully.

@RhythmloidWow really!? And I thought I was bad for sleeping all day lol.
"Alright alright already!" replied Rolo.

He sat up with a groan. It seemed that sleeping on a thin sheet of wool over solid rock made his back stiffen up a bit. A bad back was the bane of Rolos existence, that and hangovers. As luck would have it, he didn't drink quite enough for a hangover himself. Rolo did however had a powerful urge to pee.

"Hey there little darlin." greeted Rolo. His mood brightened upon seeing Corinnes smiling face.

Rolo then gave yet another agonised groan as he pushed himself into a squatting position. He then stood up, making a couple of light popping sounds along the way.

"Early morning stiffness, gotta love it." commented Rolo.

@TwelveOf8Wow, that's a long way away.
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