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    1. TwelveOf8 10 yrs ago

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7 yrs ago
Current Now that I have given up video games I should have a lot more time to RP now. I'm sure that I'm not the first person to have declared this but hopefully I won't be the last.
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7 yrs ago
To all those who are awaiting a post from me I'm sorry. I have no excuses. I expect the very best from myself and frankly that kind of pressure brings about some major procrastination.
7 yrs ago
I very well may be the worst fps player the world has ever known.
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7 yrs ago
Has anyone heard of this Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen guy? They say he's number one.
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7 yrs ago
Alright, no more screwing around. I have to get started on my various projects. I can't let another week go by with nothing done. Lady France awaits and I'm not getting any younger.
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I guess this is where I explain myself.

All I can say is that my existence is an endless void occasionally interrupted by passing flashes of light.
Interlaced with a little randomness here and there to, ya know, keep things interesting.


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I'm so god damn arrogant and narcissistic that I periodically reread all of the posts I've made thus far in my favourite RP. Whilst I reread I pretend to be a stranger who's reading my posts for the first time. Unsurprisingly, they're always amazed by them.

In reality though I'm just a padawan learner in the RP arts. To be anywhere close to competent would require me to get at least an undergraduate degree in creative writing.
@RhythmloidThe dialogue in my latest post was weird so I did some editing.
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Granted, you've been made into a hermit. You barely have the money for living expenses because of the minimal assistance from social welfare. You're forced to use the most rudimentary art supplies. Most people are never able to work their way out of poverty, you definitely won't be unstoppable.

I wish that my life was like a video game, with all the perks that come with it.
Banned for ruining aviators for everyone.
@RhythmloidI sense that you have an interesting arc planned n_n
"Hey dude, what's up!" greeted Switch.

Rolo was a hard person to miss. Big, round, and bound in leather. To Switch he almost looked like a bull wearing the skin of another bull. If Rolo had horns then the look would be complete. Such a figure proved to be quite imposing, especially to rival gang members. No doubt, Rolo was a great asset to the crew. A fact that Switch nor any of the other guys dared not forget. But seeing Rolo at that table on his own, with bits of blueberry on his face, happily shovelling down fat stacks of pancakes, betrayed his almost childlike nature. Such a thing, to Switch at least, was comforting. It reinforced the notion that some things never changed simply because they didn't need to. When it came to the business of running a gang, it was always preferable to deal with people who had easily fulfilled desires. Rolo himself was such a person. That was one of the many reasons why Switch considered Rolo to be not only a dependable crew member, but also a dependable friend. It was no surprise that whenever Switch felt lonely, he could always find Rolo at the local pancake place every Sunday morning.

Rolo looked up from his third helping of pancakes to see Switch approach his table. Despite his clothes looking a little disheveled and the presence of a hicky on his neck, he looked alright. In fact, Rolo noticed that Switch had a spring in his step.

"Hey bro. Looks like you had a fun night." Rolo remarked.

Switch took a seat opposite Rolo. He then put his feet up on an adjacent chair.

"Damn right I did! You left early with that little chick. Corrine was it? I mean, with the height difference and your..." Switch hesitated before continuing.

"Is she still alive!?" Switch whispered loudly.

"Hey! It wasn't like that! We just ya know, talked." replied Rolo defensively.

"Come on man! Ya think I was born yesterday!? Yous guys wouldn't have taken off early just to talk. Somethin must've gone down. And before you get all mad and dismissive and shit, remember that there ain't no secrets when gang stuff's involved. Brothers for life." proclaimed Switch.

"Yeah yeah I know." replied Rolo dismissively.

"If you must know, I took Corinne to Ghost Rock. I told her a ghost story, we made out a little, and then we fell asleep. And even if I wanted to, there ain't no back support for a guy like me out in the wild." explained Rolo.

"Classic seduction move right there. Wouldn't work with a local girl though. Not in a million years. Man I gotta try it myself, just gotta find me a new chick or a tourist or somethin." stated Switch.

"What happened to that girl last night. Cynthia wasn't it?" Rolo asked.

"You know darn well that her reputation is almost as bad as mine. Like as soon as my back was turned, off with another dude." explained Switch.

"And before you start feelin sorry for me, mission accomplished." stated Switch proudly.

"You sure know how to pick em." commented Rolo.

"And I couldn't be happier with my choices! proclaimed Switch.

"Don't doubt that for a second pal." replied Rolo.

Rolo shoved one of his plates of pancakes towards Switch. Topped with maple syrup and vanilla ice cream. It was a dish to die for.

"Here, eat up. Don't have to pay dude. I know you're a poor bitch. But don't think you don't owe me nothin. I'll be callin in a favour real soon." offered Rolo.

"If pussy was money then I'd be one rich muthafucka." replied Switch playfully.

"Oh, and thanks bro. You're probably gonna ask me to do something annoying and lame but these pancakes, these pancakes! Worth it!" exclaimed Switch excitedly.

"Eat up!" Rolo ordered lightheartedly.

Rolo took off down the street after bidding farewell to Corinne. Down the hill, back towards Sea Salt Bay proper. To say that he was smitten with Corinne would've been the understatement of the century. She was everything he could've hoped for, and more. And to think that her father owned a chain of diners all across the state. Road trips and free diner meals. Such a proposition sounded like heaven to Rolo. Of course, he did have to play nice with her old man though. Keep on his good side and it'll be easy street from there on out. The more Rolo thought about it the more excited he got. But did he dare get his hopes up for this girl? Rolo still wasn't quite sure. Their relationship had just begun, so it was still too early to predict how things would turn out. The breakup with his last girlfriend came as a shock after all. One things for sure though, he hoped above all else that their relationship would become a serious one, perhaps even an eternal one.

And so he rode through the streets of Sea Salt Bay, fantasising about Corinne and her free diner meals. For now though they had to keep their courtship a secret; as per her wishes. Rolo understood Corinnes urge to remain clandestine, more than she knew. Such things needed to strengthen before bearing the weight of extreme scrutiny. That was especially true in a town like Sea Salt Bay. The New Royals were on the rise, which precipitated the return of the bad old days. All Rolo worried about though, was type of pancake he was gonna have. Chock-chip, strawberry, or blueberry. Decisions decisions.
@RhythmloidI guess I will add to the lore as the story progresses.
"Oh so you live in Old Sea Salt Bay. Man those houses are nice. Not too far from the beach either. What I wouldn't give." remarked Rolo wistfully.

And with that, they were off. The ride down the mountain road, much like the short wooded trail, was much more pleasant during the day. Rolo made sure not to do any drifts around the hairpin turns this time around. A habit that he had to suppress. Corinne wasn't a fan of being involved in crazy stunts after all.

The roar of the engine did nothing to break the peacefulness of the scenery. The animals in the area seemed to be used to passing vehicles. The clouds parted, revealing some brilliant sunshine. It looked to be an amazing day for a Sunday ride. Rolo was seriously tempted to ask Corinne to ride with him for just a little longer, but he knew that she had a thing she had thing to get to. Which was a shame really, the beach would've been marvellous on a day like that.

Their morning ride through the town of Sea Salt Bay was even more beautiful than their midnight ride. In fact, the little tourist town was at its most beautiful in the mornings and in the evenings. Various shopkeepers and restaurateurs gussied up their places of business. Lugging various goods from delivery trucks and such. The road itself was as busy as small town roads got in the downtown area. There were quite a few cars on the road, though not exactly bumper to bumper traffic.

At last they reached their destination. At the end of a short ride up of a small hill, on the side of the road, was Corinnes place. The view of the beach and the lighthouse from up there was amazing. Prime real-estate property by anyone's standards. Rolo couldn't help but be impressed. Rolos bike came to a slow and controlled stop next to the curb opposite Corinnes place.

"You live here baby girl!? Talk about swanky. I guess lord fancy pants ain't the only rich kid in town." remarked Rolo.
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