UberBlutwurst

The World of Wasted Dreams

I'll be posting in around 16 hours.

Everyone is Jorde [Comedy / Fantasy / Madness!]

I've personally read around 6 or 7 Pratchett books, and only one Gaiman one.

Everyone is Jorde [Comedy / Fantasy / Madness!]

Not betting here. Icathul needs to regain his voice

Everyone is Jorde [Comedy / Fantasy / Madness!]

"Ahhh, such a beautiful location... Icathul commented. "The amicable sound of endless knowledge, hidden deep inside these avatars of wisdom... Alas, I cannot skim through their pages myself as I'm bound to the shallow insides of this unsighful termite's mind. Do me a favor, fleshy stick, and head towards the arquitetonic marvel that is that pedastal. I desire to acquire the information it contains... Jorde, do not dare to inform me that you don't understand this simple language. Argh! Why must I do everything for you, incompetent dachshund? With my boundless linguistic prowess, you should be able to distinguish this scripture!"

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Action: Read the pinned page.

Everyone is Jorde [Comedy / Fantasy / Madness!]

"What are you stopping for, you uncivilized swine?" the slightly abusive voice thundered "Oh, I see what your dilemma is. This large wooden contraption is now barring us from entering the unholy abyss that is the Forbidden Section. But such a simple gizmo is unable to stop the great Icathul!"
After a few moments of insane and incoherent cackling, Icathul managed to calm himself down. He cleared his inexistent throat "Now, dim witted baboon, pay heed to my guide of instructioning before operating on this mechanism. If, per chance, you manage to obliterate our chances of infiltrating the paradise behind this ornamented portal, I will personally make sure that such a mistake never happens again." he ominously preached. "You shall hold your left hand- that's your right hand, moronic troglodite. Yes. That one. Now you must hover it right above this wooden contraption's iron appendage. Now grasp it firmly... FIRMLY!!! Finally. Your grasping ability is as great as a dehydrated slug's culinary abilities. Icathul inhaled before bellowing inside of the poor Jorde's mind. "NOW TWIST THE HANDLE!"

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Action: Open the door without getting lost by Icathul's imprecise guiding.

project//Godslayer

So, here's my character.

Blair

I was made with only one purpose in mind: War

Name: Blair

Gender: Female

Age: 15

Appearance: Standing an astonishing 6 feet tall, Blair possess a human body heavily modified with cybernetic implants by her creators in order to make her the living example of a human weapon. Her skin has a very pale complexion, and her fittingly white hair's wild disposition is often controlled with a high ponytail. Blair sports a lithe, slender frame with long, slightly muscular limbs. She's also got bright sky-blue eyes. The roman number "CXLIII" is printed in small, black letters right under her left eye.

Number: 143

Rank: C

Personality: Blair is not one to chat lively with other people, prefering to keep her thoughts to herself. In fact, it could be said that she dislikes idling around and wasting time in things that your superiors haven't ordered you to do. Fiercely loyal to her cause, Blair seeks to end any assignment she's been given as quick and effectively as possible, which often leads to collateral damage. Although she follow her orders to the letter, if pragmatism is required to complete a task she'll do anything to ensure that said job is completed, no matter how low she must fall in order to do so.

Likes/Dislikes:
Likes:

• Orders
• Protocol
• Weapons
• Explosions
• Bullets
• Dead Gods
• Victory

Dislikes:

• Disobedience
• Bad Manners
• Diplomacy
• Hostages
• Alive Gods
• Defeat
• Sour Milk

Enhancement(s):

• Energy Production: As part of a project to create a one-man army, Blair has been outfitted with an incredibly powerful experimental reactor inside of her body. This removes the need of eating or sleeping, but she needs to make regular maintenance checks in order to ensure that the reactor is still working properly. She's got a small, specialized plug on her lower back where she can connect any kind of energy weaponry, provided she's got the required cable to do so, having the same effect than a belt feed machine gun.
• Enhanced Durability: Her body has been strengthened in order to endure the strain caused by extensive combat situations, making it very resistant.
• Enhanced Strength: Going in hand with the previous item, Blair's strength has also been increased to make it possible to carry more powerful weaponry to any skirmishes she has to take part on.
• Improved Eyesight: Her eyes have been upgraded with small ocular implants so that her vision is clearer, allowing Blair to see farther than an average human. If she focuses, she can see clearly as far as half a mile away.
• Improved Hearing: On the same vein, her hearing has been greatly enhanced, making her able to pick up faint sounds otherwise imperceptible to normal people
• Enhanced Motor Skills: Blair's overall athletic prowess is higher than that of an average human. In addition, her reflexes are also quite sharper than normal.

Weapon(s): Apart from any kind of weaponry that her superior officers provide her with, Blair's got a couple of attachments that are used to provide extra firepower to any operation she's in:

• Shock Gauntlets: Her gauntlets are outfitted with small prods on the knuckles that can, if so desired, release a small electric shock on impact.
• Electric Discharge: If needed, Blair can discharge large amouns of electricity all around her. Doing so hinders her overall physical prowess for a small while, so it's a back-up plan more than anything.
• Overclock Engine: Blair can temporarily enhance her overall capabilities by the increase of the energy output of her reactor. However, this process physically tires the reactor and is incredibly dangerous to do more than once without having to run a maintenance check to repair any possible damage that it may have taken while overclocked.

Ability: Energy Absorption: Blair is able to absorb any kind of electric energy she comes in contact with, storing it inside her body for future use.

If there's anything I should add, remove or modify, please notify me.

project//Godslayer

Going to go ahead and claim number 143. Posting a sheet in a couple of hours.

EDIT: Female number 143

Hero School(reboot)

Tanya gave out a lighthearted chuckle at Ed's performance. "Well, would you look at that. You've got quite the mobile mane over there, Ed" she said, smiling politely as she crossed her arms in front of her chest. Shifting the weight of her body from one leg to another, the dragon girl decided to simply stand there and listen to the ongoing conversations as to learn the most about this group of persons.
There was, for example, this guy dressed in a fancy suit who actually seemed to be an actual god instead of some kind of 24/7 cosplayer. She arched her eyebrow and smirked at his small show when he spontaneously changed his clothes. "Wait a minute..." she said, holding a hand in front of the trickster "Did you just imply that you can actually change gender just like that? That's pretty sweet, to be honest."

Everyone is Jorde [Comedy / Fantasy / Madness!]

@UberBlutwurst What would you like Jorde to look like :D?

@Mae

Didn't think much about it. Tall, lanky, disheveled, brunette, has an almost perpetual tired look on his face... That's all I can think about.

project//Godslayer

Interested. Going to see if I can squeeze in some time for this roleplay. Also gonna prepare a sheet now.