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yoshitsune is a lot of effort when naoto can sweep most trash mobs with instakills and the majority of endgame bosses have innate phys resistance
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decades since the concept of a music video first debuted and humanity has still yet to top ok go hopping across treadmills in what is very clearly a community hall they rented for the day
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udon
21 y/o from ireland, he/they
have roleplayed for somewhere around a decade now through various mediums, 1x1 and group. advanced writer who still uses "furrowed their brow" every time a character reacts to anything

support gay rights? check out my 1x1 request thread.

discord is "oodonoodles.".

testimonials:
"udon you are my hero" - duskkyy
"Soooo like. Udon right? Love that guy!" - Icarus
"I want to talk to Udon about the fall of Constantinople" - Cloaked
"an udon sandwich is EXTREMELY possible" - David
"bearing in mind here udon is a massive homosexual" - megar
"udon do you ever stop to think about the things you type before you type them" - Igloo
"Udon the kinda fella who exhales unnecessarily loudly after having a drink" - Lava
"IMAGINE I just walk into a shop and I see udon there. I’d just freak out. I’d flip it. It’d be bonkers. It’s mental. I’d go insane. Totally crazy." - Icarus, again
"udon isn't human" - RoseWolf
"I frankly don’t even know if Udon exists." - SomeMekBoy

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queer micro-brewery my beloved

when we've finished our character sheets, do we post them straight to the characters tab or dm them to the gm/co-gm for review beforehand?
assuming this is still open, i've been considering a sort of psychokinesis "dream" based power: essentially, the character is asleep and unconscious while using their power, and can project their dreams and imagination into psychic constructs (though with restrictions—no projecting nukes or war machines or anything), while the character would hover around and engage in combat with a sort of sixth sense.

would this be alright as a base to expand upon?
is this still open? if so, i'm definitely interested.
hey, i've been really caught up with a lot of personal/health related goings-on irl, but if this is still going you can count me in! i've admittedly been a little unsure on when to hop in, but if an opportunity arises i'll take it.

super sorry about the delay again, january has not been my month OTL

hope to have a post out for fran soon!



In ArcRift 3 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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In ArcRift 3 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

“Haven’t you ever heard the phrase about not looking a gift horse in the mouth?”
This man had curious eyes, Gyro had to admit: Had he merely cast a glance over Cole, he would have noted them as blue and nothing more—but to find the Golden Rectangle, he had to look closer. The perfect ratio he needed indeed lay in between brow and cheek—and behind those irises, an unmistakable weight of experience, and of power. He had seen that look in another’s eyes before: President Valentine, as he stood over him. The weight of the war, and the power of the Holy Corpse—not a reveling in strength, nor a weariness from the past. Just a confident resolution of duty.
He could only hope Cole's duty was more noble than the President’s.

“I don’t believe in coincidences. In my experience, there’s a ‘flow’ that all things follow, trying to put them on the ‘right path’: It wasn’t by chance I saw your flying machine fall. It’s the flow of things, leading me here…And maybe, to my path.”
He tilted his head, cocking his brow.
“Besides, it’s dark out now. Even an experienced explorer wouldn’t risk going out into the night in an unfamiliar land like this.”

At Sanford’s inquiries, Gyro chuckled. “You’re correct. This ‘Steel Ball’ is my weapon. If I was reckless, I could destroy my ear completely, or my shoulder, or cheek—just like how a fool with a gun may give himself a smack if he forgets about the recoil. But I am no fool: I’ve learnt to use the Steel Balls from a young age. I’ve spun it with the technique of a master—so long as I’m careful not to bump into it, it won’t budge or veer off course into me.” Slowly, Gyro rose up from his prone position, raising one knee and putting the other back. He steadied himself with both hands down onto the ground, casting his gaze across the rubble.

“The energy inside the Ball is being dispersed through the ground, echoing out as vibrations: When those vibrations bounce off of something, it comes back as an echo.” His expression hardened, his focus clearly elsewhere—his voice sounded more as if he was repeating what he had heard than explaining it in his own words. “I can tell if something is there, how big it is, how far away it is…Then, it’s just a matter of identifying it from that information.”
He raised a hand towards Cole, beckoning him back over. His gaze refocused, shooting a steely stare back at Sanford.

“There’s someone under that rubble,” he spoke low, pointing towards it but shielding his finger from the crowd with his cape. “It’s a person, definitely. They’re smaller than me: Either a woman, or a really scrawny kid. We’ve gotta get them out of there…But if we make a big fuss about it, everyone will just rush in and make a mess of it all, trying to be the hero—and they’ll probably spook Valkyrie, too. But if you get into position…I’ll use my Steel Balls to clear you a path, and you should be able to free them.”
The Ball at Gyro’s foot stopped spinning. What was that he had before, about coincidences?

Reaching down for it, Gyro took the Steel Ball into his hand. He stood up straight, tipping back his hat. He had a clear shot from here.
He looked to the side, again looking at—not in—Cole’s eye. The Golden Rectangle: A perfectly pleasing ratio, easily found in the human eye. The perfect angle at which to use the Spin.



He inhaled, relaxing and releasing tension where it wasn’t needed. He held himself there, waiting for Cole and Sanford to get into position by the rubble.

“Be ready. I’m letting it loose…”
One quick glance between his newfound allies. Then he reared back, twisted his arm low, and flicked his wrist forward.
“Now! See for yourselves the power of the Spin!
In an instant, the Steel Ball rocketed forward like a great big bullet from Gyro’s hand. It whistled through the air, a mere green blur even to those with heightened perceptions—and just as quickly as it had taken flight, it collided with the surface of the rubble with a great crash. Yet, despite the tremendous speed at which it travelled, the debris did not crack. They did not even shift in place—instead, the Steel Ball kept spinning. It spun faster than the human eye could comprehend, scraping all along the stone surface and sending bits and flecks flying back. Dust began to rise and cloud around as the Ball spun, obscuring it from view—save for a faint golden glow shining through.
Finally, it stopped. Tiny particles of rubble were scattered all about, shattered free by the Steel Ball—which shot back through the dust and boomeranged right back into Gyro’s hand, fitting perfectly into his palm. The rubble covering the woman had been ground up into fine little grains—easily sifted through by Cole and Sanford to pull free whomever was within.

Gyro cast a glance towards the crowd, watching for reactions. Then, back to his allies.
“Eheh, nyo-ho~”



He seemed to be enjoying himself.
@FactionGuerilla@Yamperzzz
Incredibly sorry about the delay on my character — My schedule's been very erratic and I found myself unsatisfied with what I'd written when I did get the chance to sit down and work on it. Fortunately, I'm just about finished, and just need to give it a look over to see what could be improved: I should be able to submit him Sunday, or Monday at the latest!
In ArcRift 3 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

Fingers pushed tight together, Gyro Zeppeli held his right hand horizontally aloft, aligning the sun along the edge of his pointer.
Uno, due, tre, quattro…Five o’clock in the evening.”



Musing to hhimself, he idly stroked Valkyrie’s neck to soothe him. “If sunset is six, then it must be five. Only one hour…” lowering his hand, he placed both upon his hips and held his head high.



“..One hour to make it to that flying machine, before nightfall. One hour to salvage what I can and take off.”

“One hour…”



ⁿʸᵒ-ʰᵒ!

“Is much too generous for a travelling man such as Gyro Zeppeli!”
Turning back, he reached for his hat and doffed his cap, his toothy grin relaxing into a humble smile. “Much love, oh Lady Luck.”
Placing his hat upon his head, Gyro reached to grab Valkyrie’s reins and arched down low. His smile slacked into a smirk, and he squinted ahead to the smoke trail drifting over the horizon.



“I’ll follow your gifts to reach the ‘right path’—wherever it takes me.”
Kicking his heels, he spurred his steed forward, into the unknown—into the flow, and towards the calamity.

. . .


To the group ahead, Gyro’s approach was heralded by the distant sound of hooves clopping against the ground. Over the horizon he came, peering up from beneath the brim of his hat as he neared the site of the crash.
Evidently, he pondered with a furrowed brow, it seemed he had conspired to plunder an empty tomb.

He said nothing to Luthor’s posse as they picked themselves up, stirring into consciousness or already up and inspecting their surroundings. Offering naught but a glare to the side, he brought Valkyrie down to a measured trot, steering him to pace around the fallen jet—just what was this strange contraption, able to fly and fall so far? Da Vinci created the Aerial Screw, yet it never left the ground—though with the Spin, Gyro had theorised, perhaps it would indeed be possible. Yet this looked nothing like the sketches he had seen from his studies: Winged instead of propelled; this was a sleeker, metallic vessel, like a fancy carriage, or one of Benz’s horseless automobiles.
Feh. Like those things would ever catch on.

Indeed, there seemed to be no way for this craft to utilise the Spin—and even a man with such worldly wisdom as Gyro hadn’t a clue how it could fly otherwise.
But regardless, he didn’t think it was going anywhere now, with that bullet lodged through its wing.

And if he could hardly comprehend the nature of this strange vehicle, then the decor of its crash site was something he found well and truly bizarre: Who in Mother Mary’s name decorated this infernal cuckooland? The pantomime’s Pierrot?
It almost resembled a children’s playhouse, yet it was in a dismal state indeed: The sized up, soiled statues of toy soldiers crept into a valley of uncanniness—from the corner of his eye, they almost appeared to be real people, lurking in the shadows to strike out at him.
He couldn’t help but to steer Valkyrie away from them, and towards the group that had gathered.

He really should be leaving. That felt like the obvious path to take: He wasn’t going to be salvaging anything if whatever he salvaged still had a living owner—or owners. But the obvious, easy path rarely seemed to be the right one—the detour, he found, was often the shortest path. Why else would that vessel fall from the heavens if not to guide him to this place?
There was a path being set for him. It was his choice to follow it.

“It’d be stupid to go anywhere so soon,” he spoke aloud, to no one in particular. He kicked back out from his horse’s stirrups, unhooking his feet and swinging his right leg over to the left. “We might be safe right now, but…” With a twist, he undid the clasp on his right-hand leather pouch, reaching for his hip to unholster his trusty instrument.



“The Chinese have a weapon called the “Huo Long Chu Shui”: That’s “fire dragon out of the water”.” Gyro crouched down to the ground, brushing aside any dirt or debris to create a flat surface upon which he rested his Steel Ball. He held onto it still, observing the surrounding area. “It’s a long thick tube, propelled by gunpowder and packed full of arrows. And you’ve got one stuck in the armour of your flying machine.”
He looked up from his work to meet the gaze of anyone listening, looking straight at their eye—not into, as if to make contact, but at, as if to study.
“There you are,” he mouthed silently, lowering down from his crouch to lay belly down upon the floor.
“Someone’s after you. Which means they'll be after me now, too.”
He concentrated on the Steel Ball, raising his shoulder and arching his elbow. He gripped the sphere tightly, turning his head, and subtle sparks of gold flashed between his forearm and fingers until he flicked his wrist and…
The Ball began to spin. Spinning, spinning…endlessly, perfectly—very nearly, almost perfectly.
“Let’s see if we can find them…”

Pushing himself forward with his elbows and knees, Gyro placed his ear beside the Steel Ball.
His brow furrowed. His vision cleared and focused, unburdened by peripheral distractions. He placed his hand out, flat upon the ground, and felt it: The vibrations of the Golden Spin, echoing through the ground.



“Bats have perfectly fine eyesight, you know. It’s just a myth that they’re blind—their eyes are just meant for seeing in the dark. To help them, though, they use something called ‘echolocation’...Sound waves, vibrating through the air, allow them to detect movement. This…”
Momentarily he broke his focus, casting a glance to Ball.
“...Is much the same. Let us see…”

Okay, the crowd off to his right was there. He didn’t need to echolocate them—who else? Who was lurking about, perhaps to pick off the stragglers? Or perhaps their crash was calculated—perhaps someone was waiting for them here, or further into the steel mill?
He had once detected nearly a dozen men approaching from a distance further than his naked eye could see: If anyone was indeed nearby, he could easily detect their presence.

@Thatguyinastore (GM Post RE: Echolocation), Open interaction
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