Usurper King

Villains "R" Us: Inauguration

I have returned, to allow you to bask in my glory.

Dark Souls: Igniting the Flame

Wait, if we're going to be able to change what we start off with to things that aren't part of the original classes, I think I'll modify my equipment a bit. Can I start with the BKH? Hehehe...

Villains "R" Us: Inauguration

So, the IC's unpaused now?

Villains "R" Us: Inauguration

Oh sure, sure, that wouldn't be worth the time- especially seeing as you could probably just order in duck from the internet, if you were really desperate. It's just that it's pretty common here- at least, the part of the country that I'm in...

Villains "R" Us: Inauguration

Well, I'll take your word for it. I've never been to America, so I have pretty much no idea what it's like over there...

Although that sounds rather...monochrome. Are you sure you don't have duck? What about pheasant, or goose?

Villains "R" Us: Inauguration

Wait, what!?!? You've never had duck before? You need to try it. It is beyond the gods in terms of sheer taste.

Villains "R" Us: Inauguration

I meant that as there is so much food in the U.S, it seemed...improbable to like all of it...

Which I now realise is not what you meant, but whatever...

Villains "R" Us: Inauguration

@Kitten...I'd much prefer duck, personally. The head doesn't bother me...

@Rune it seems kind of vague to say you don't like foreign food, considering the vast amount of different foods in your country...

Villains "R" Us: Inauguration

...What's wrong with roasted duck?

Villains "R" Us: Inauguration

...American...Chinese food is...great?

Um..,

I didn't even know that Americans had Chinese food that was in any way substantially different to Chinese food; what are the differences, if you would kindly tell me?

@Rune What country are you from?