Usurper King

Villains "R" Us: Inauguration

You just want to record it so you can save it to your hard drive, don't you...

Villains "R" Us: Inauguration

...No.

Villains "R" Us: Inauguration

Oh? Then let us settle this matter once and for all. I propose a duel!

...

Upon reflection, let's not duel. I don't want to know what that would entail.

Villains "R" Us: Inauguration

Yeah, it came out a bit wrong, Venom. What I meant was that he who has trained and learned how to use his sword will allways triumph over he who merely grits his teeth and hacks at his opponent with wild abandon.

He who knows the opponent's weak spots will always succeed.

Villains "R" Us: Inauguration

Fiery determination is a worthy characteristic, but it is as nothing without cold precision...

How can you win against an opponent you cannot hit, and has out-moved you before you even started fighting?

Villains "R" Us: Inauguration

Girth means nothing if you've never practised using your sword before, Venom...

I, of course, have had extensive training.

Villains "R" Us: Inauguration

Rune_Alchemist said
Audio will be more than happy to dance with him~(Yes, Usurper, that was a euphemism)

Sure.

Of course, Thane's prowess with a sword is unmatched, and he is famed for utilising his extremely long rapier to...great effect.

So I was thinking Scottish Sword dancing.

Villains "R" Us: Inauguration

Screw it. Thane's going to come over to Audio and start playing ballet music really loudly.

Villains "R" Us: Inauguration

I do.

They're a stodgy, dough-based breakfast bun, akin to a crumpet.

Villains "R" Us: Inauguration

Honestly, by now you people should know that there are no lower limits to the cesspit of my posts.