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hey hey im ryan or jeremy!
im nearly 16 (birthday is 9/7), i really like stuff like water and plants, im a wiccin/paganist whos trying to be a vegetarian, and a sociology/psychology student!

my gender is really complicated so i identify as a (trans/demi)boy for simplicity sake, and my sexuality is asexual and idekanymore-romantic, but i think im grey-aro, idk

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"Shit, shit, shit."
What a way to start the morning, being chased by a fucking 12 year old with a knife, Charlie was so compromised with the situation. He couldn't turn around and kill the kid, because, he was, well, a kid, and killing kids was wrong.
He couldn't just turn a corner because the kid would just follow him.
He couldn't try and reason with him cause who knew if the kid would listen.
And he couldn't find a tree and climb it because hell, he didn't know if the kid chasing him could climb trees as well, and also his fear of heights was in the way.
Goddammit this was not a good morning.
All Charlie had done was sleep under a families porch because he didn't have anywhere to go for the night, it seemed like a good idea at the time, he had done it before; spending the night under someones stairs, and never had this happened before. It wasn't like he had stolen, hadn't killed the family pet, hadn't done any serious shit, but the parents of this 12 year old had sent the kid after him anyway as he fled, guess trespassing was a fucking serious offense to this family.
But wow he needed to loose this kid.
It took quite a long time before the kid realized he should call the guards, the guards could help him catch Charlie and lock him up, or worse, and a sure fire way the guards would help him catch Charlie?
"Guards, quick! That mage was trying to steal from me!" The boy shouted, falling behind as three guards started chasing Charlie.
Fucking perfect.

After running for as long as Charlie could take the guards caught him, seizing him by his arms and holding him back.
Okay, Charlie didn't like to admit he had a way with words, when asked he would say, "me? I don't have a silver tongue, I have a bronze tongue, at best." But, the truth was, what he lacked in 'physical skills', he made up with his way with words.
"W-What is going on here, unhand me." Charlie demanded, his underdeveloped voice squeaking a little as most pubescent male's do.
"I don't think so girl." The guard holding him replied as the other two stood in front of him.
Charlie wasn't really insulted by this misgendering, Charlie was neither male nor female in his own eyes, maybe it had something to do with the fact that he couldn't remember the last 15 years of his life, but, he felt neither male nor female, in any particular way.
"Girl? I'm not a girl." Charlie pipped, although he didn't mind the misgendering, he though't he could work with it.
"Boy?" The guard corrected.
"No, try again."
"Then what the hell are you, you can only be a boy or a girl..."
"No, I'm insulted is what I am." He said with a small smile.
"..."
"You've already caused me enough woe with all this confusion towards my sex, won't you let me go?" Charlie said, his voice turning upset.
"I don't think so, you've been accused as a mage, and we are not taking kindly to any mage's as of late."
"Oh, I was accused of being a mage, well sir, that is obviously solid proof that I am in fact a mage, take me away boys." He said, his voice dripping sarcasm.
"I-." The guard started, but Charlie cut him off-
"No, you know while we're at it, I accuse you of being a mage. Might as well take yourself away too, mate."
"Listen kid, I don't have time to listen to your riddles-."
Charlie grinned, pretending to be excited.
"Riddles!? What riddles, I have said no riddles as of today which is really a shame, you know, if you'd like a riddle I have some fantastic one's in my bag, here let me-."
He pulled his arm free from the guards loose grasp and reached in his bag, but, instead of pulling out a riddlebook or something of the like he pulled out a knife, quickly stabbing the guards hand.
The guard jumped back and yelped in pain, just enough distraction to slip past the other two guards, they tried to chase the young boy but as Charlie ran to town square, he got lost in the crowd, thank goodness for that.
fall out boy is like my fave band
it started out with me listening to them ironically but oh man

oh man i love girls/girls/boys

WHEN I WAS
*STEPS UP ON A STAGE*
A YOUNG BOY
*RIPS OFF SUNGLASSES*
MY FATHER
*KICKS LEGS*
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
*PUNCHES A GUY*
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
*JUMPS ON GUY WHILE HES DOWN*
HE SAID "SON WHEN YOU GROW UP-
*KICKS GUY*
WILL YOU BE
*JUMPS OUT A WINDOW*
THE SAVIOR OF THE BROKEN
*LANDS IN A POOL OF LAVA*
THE BEATEN
*RIPS OFF SHIRT*
AND THE DAMNED"

also i guess im not leaving until maybe tomorrow?? sighs sadly
dude youve never listened to mcr before
this is like trying to say youve never listened to panic! at the disco or fall out boy
wait please tell me youve listened to p!atd and fob
and attention
attention is a good band
you me at six
good charlotte
greenday
all time low
paramore

i really like 2000 music
yeh im gonna be gone later today and most of tomorrow too
spending the night at my best friends house
1) hell yes
thanks
interesting characters is my goal
2) (ah alright i was just making sure it was enough, i usually write a lot more but i was being lazy)
3) indeed
dear charlie over here is agendered
4) good because all i talk about is homestuck

TG: yeah u know im hella of loxy babe
TG: foxy*
TG: u knww u arent 2 bad lookin urself *wink*
TG: omg double ws like the fish guys
TG: kow*
TG: knoe*
TG: know*
TG: fucking got it finally
good morning fucklumps

i roleplay everyone too but yeah i do dave and terezi the best
and maybe kanaya or tavros
idk
no
wait
roxy
i do roxy the best
i was roleplaying the homestuck fandom from fandomstuck earlier and i was roleplaying karkat last night
i rp a lot
mostly dave terezi and eridan

off to bed yo so catch yall on the flipside
i was kinda like


sup
it is i
the actual dave strudel
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