Blanka sighs in obvious defeat. "How come when I win, all I ever get is informed that I cheated. When you Win I end up with a huge tab...." Pulling out his wallet he notes Nai grabbing a menu. "Why even look just tell them you will take a dry martini! Its a vacation? I will have Rum! Nothing in it! RUM! Oh wait can they put it in a coconut? Oh oh and the umbrella! TOTALLY WANT AN UMBRELLA!"
Though hes normally composed it would seem the idea of such an elaborate drink brings a child like glee.
Thinking no more of it she glares a hole in the bartender "He will do no such thing! Thinking I need a handout. Oh but.." she pulls out a rather sleek billfold, blue of course, and pulls out a black card. "For the chair. Now please for all that is good in this world, Captain & Cola. And get him a white Russian he needs some calcium so he can grow up big and strong." Thinking about it a moment longer. "Oh and can you give me the rest of the bottle of rum. To go." She snaps her fingers. "Chop chop"
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Blanka waste no time, he makes sure Kev is steady before sprinting full blast in the direction of Nai......Without checking to see where the bar was.....So even as he catches up....He can't pass. All he can do is "DAAAMMMMNIIIIT!" and laugh at the trap he fell in.
"BEST 2 outta 3!"
She continues her growl and lifts her head to further illustrate that she is looking down at him. "Good plan jumping down here lets me see how little you are runt!" Azure had ever intention of beating the life from the guy while he looked down on her, but seeing as he so small she couldn't really hold onto honor if she 'picked' on him. She relaxes her shoulders a tad but her tail stayed raised. She wasn't done being angry just yet, though it died down enough to remind her why she was here. The pain in her hand and elbow was more than just a little excruciating it made her relinquish her hold on the stools leg and places it back in a sling.
"You are missing a point. I DONT want a beer! That is the entire reason I came over here."
She exhales slowly and starts chanting a little mantra. Lifting her good hand she rubs this bridge of her muzzle, it soothes her. "I just want to turn this entire waste of time into a blur." She looks at the patrons who are a tad shocked, for good reason. But she got what she wanted, now she can get what she really wanted. Thinking nothing else of it she turns away from the guy and goes to get her drink.
"BEST 2 outta 3!"
She continues her growl and lifts her head to further illustrate that she is looking down at him. "Good plan jumping down here lets me see how little you are runt!" Azure had ever intention of beating the life from the guy while he looked down on her, but seeing as he so small she couldn't really hold onto honor if she 'picked' on him. She relaxes her shoulders a tad but her tail stayed raised. She wasn't done being angry just yet, though it died down enough to remind her why she was here. The pain in her hand and elbow was more than just a little excruciating it made her relinquish her hold on the stools leg and places it back in a sling.
"You are missing a point. I DONT want a beer! That is the entire reason I came over here."
She exhales slowly and starts chanting a little mantra. Lifting her good hand she rubs this bridge of her muzzle, it soothes her. "I just want to turn this entire waste of time into a blur." She looks at the patrons who are a tad shocked, for good reason. But she got what she wanted, now she can get what she really wanted. Thinking nothing else of it she turns away from the guy and goes to get her drink.
Blanka once again rolls his eyes and cant help but chuckle a little at his friends nature. Must be a fox thing.
"You know hes only teasing, honestly your skin should be a tad thicker by now. But any way, where do you run off to? Better question have you seen the bar, I wanna start this off with a toast! And to celebrate Nai's improvement. It seems he has learned of the legendary boundaries."
Smirking over at their feline companion, he was honestly impressed the guy didn't read his text out loud.
Azures face displays shock for just a moment, then her right eye twitched. A million scenarios are going through her head, the rapid onset thoughts where just to much. After a second or so she blinked. "You take my beer, You mock my looks, and then have the nerve the AUDACITY to say it with such a fearless tone!" She pulls her arm from its sling, and bears her teeth, an even audibly growls at him. "You think your ALPHA?! ILL SHOW YOU ALPHA YOU RUNT!" She grabs a bar stool in one hand rips the leg off with the other. "They say it helps to teach pups whats bad by sticking their nose in it! Im'a Educate you all over the place!" She throws the remaining stool at the guy once more.
"You know hes only teasing, honestly your skin should be a tad thicker by now. But any way, where do you run off to? Better question have you seen the bar, I wanna start this off with a toast! And to celebrate Nai's improvement. It seems he has learned of the legendary boundaries."
Smirking over at their feline companion, he was honestly impressed the guy didn't read his text out loud.
Azures face displays shock for just a moment, then her right eye twitched. A million scenarios are going through her head, the rapid onset thoughts where just to much. After a second or so she blinked. "You take my beer, You mock my looks, and then have the nerve the AUDACITY to say it with such a fearless tone!" She pulls her arm from its sling, and bears her teeth, an even audibly growls at him. "You think your ALPHA?! ILL SHOW YOU ALPHA YOU RUNT!" She grabs a bar stool in one hand rips the leg off with the other. "They say it helps to teach pups whats bad by sticking their nose in it! Im'a Educate you all over the place!" She throws the remaining stool at the guy once more.
To irritated to be impressed, Azure smiles and tosses the bird to ye olde hits play on a laptop and considers himself a musician. "I got a quick request, you play some actual music instead of something I should hear in a workout video! OH and another thing turn it the F*CK down! The party ain' starting yet!" Her tone starts with a cute charm but no sooner that she made the request did her anger become obvious. Tail standing straight and her eyes narrow. "Wait, did you just call me cheap? You think I can't afford a real drink? What the hell!?" Azure didn't really think about the situation and honestly she didn't want to. Right now she just really really realllllly wants to be angry.
"I got enough coin to throw a perfectly good beer at some little B*tches hardware! Now keep that shit turned down till I get my drink or I will show you a new meaning of dropping the bass!"
"I got enough coin to throw a perfectly good beer at some little B*tches hardware! Now keep that shit turned down till I get my drink or I will show you a new meaning of dropping the bass!"
There was an audible smack as Blanka facepalmed with great force.
"No! I don't need the bathroom I was just making a joke at my own expense! I can't find my way without a navpoint..."
He starts to walk forward again and notices Kevin returning, well he looks like hes in a hu"Urk!" The impact was jarring, and surprising. Blanka isn't exactly blending in so how did he get overlooked. As Kevin spills out on the floor, he seems alright. "You know your supposed to use your shoulders if you wanna tackle someone." The shark leans forward to offer a hand. Assuming Nai in his infinite wisdom will likely be going through the pms and any other gross invasion of privacy he can accomplish in a short period of time.
Azure had been wandering about the ship lost, but not to much so she figured out the general layout. Soon she found the second most important facility, "Bar!" She was almost triumphant, she even pumped her fist. Several others have gathered to partake it would seem. She cared not who was in front, she knew what she wanted!
She smacked the bar with enough force for the audible smack to ring out. "Oi Oi Oi! Toss me a All-Irish Black and Tan! Oh and a shot of JD to follow up!" She claps her hands to indicate she wants it within this century. "Come on man, Hustle it up! I need to forget im in a 100-ton rubber ducky that sinks if it hits Ice!" She seemed to be joking but it would probably hint at some phobia's?
It would seem despite having the attention of the bartender he couldn't make anything out over the "Noise" She restates the drink two times before he hands her a beer....Her response is to smile. She takes the wrong drink, and heads to the point of origin of this stupid sound. Not even enough people around to make this kind of music even partially stand-able. Seeing the laptop, she puts two and two together to make 5! She suddenly rears back and throws the unopened glass bottle of beer at the laptop full force!
"No! I don't need the bathroom I was just making a joke at my own expense! I can't find my way without a navpoint..."
He starts to walk forward again and notices Kevin returning, well he looks like hes in a hu"Urk!" The impact was jarring, and surprising. Blanka isn't exactly blending in so how did he get overlooked. As Kevin spills out on the floor, he seems alright. "You know your supposed to use your shoulders if you wanna tackle someone." The shark leans forward to offer a hand. Assuming Nai in his infinite wisdom will likely be going through the pms and any other gross invasion of privacy he can accomplish in a short period of time.
Azure had been wandering about the ship lost, but not to much so she figured out the general layout. Soon she found the second most important facility, "Bar!" She was almost triumphant, she even pumped her fist. Several others have gathered to partake it would seem. She cared not who was in front, she knew what she wanted!
She smacked the bar with enough force for the audible smack to ring out. "Oi Oi Oi! Toss me a All-Irish Black and Tan! Oh and a shot of JD to follow up!" She claps her hands to indicate she wants it within this century. "Come on man, Hustle it up! I need to forget im in a 100-ton rubber ducky that sinks if it hits Ice!" She seemed to be joking but it would probably hint at some phobia's?
It would seem despite having the attention of the bartender he couldn't make anything out over the "Noise" She restates the drink two times before he hands her a beer....Her response is to smile. She takes the wrong drink, and heads to the point of origin of this stupid sound. Not even enough people around to make this kind of music even partially stand-able. Seeing the laptop, she puts two and two together to make 5! She suddenly rears back and throws the unopened glass bottle of beer at the laptop full force!
sorry passed out
Its more dramatic....Blanka was sleeping with the fishes
Blanka wakes up.....his partner. A great blue salmon! "OH GOD NO! Nai Must never know!"
His shoulders slump knowing full well Nai has some plan. "Flipper...was a dolphin." Blanka's tail drags as he starts walking. "You do know I have no idea where we are going right?" Looking around he finds a map on the wall in french? "No parlevu frace" He rubs his chin looking for something that looks like a bar....From a topographical map. "You do remember if I don't have a gps I can't get to the bathroom....
All to used to this banter Blanka rolls his eyes before defending against his friends sexual harassment.
"To those of us who think with more than our "Baggage" being worried about another person is not an act of intimacy. I know you joke but jeeze I am starting to believe you honestly believe what you say!"
the poke to the nose forced a grimace, its a shark thing....
"You know your lucky your a guy, being so sex starved is just considered a norm. But you are such a whore dude!"
Half way joking half way in awe of the fact every SINGLE thing Nai talks about comes with a parental advisory sticker! He thinks for a moment, before bringing up another point.
"I was hoping for a scotch on the white rocks. I wonder how extensive the collection is at the bar."
"To those of us who think with more than our "Baggage" being worried about another person is not an act of intimacy. I know you joke but jeeze I am starting to believe you honestly believe what you say!"
the poke to the nose forced a grimace, its a shark thing....
"You know your lucky your a guy, being so sex starved is just considered a norm. But you are such a whore dude!"
Half way joking half way in awe of the fact every SINGLE thing Nai talks about comes with a parental advisory sticker! He thinks for a moment, before bringing up another point.
"I was hoping for a scotch on the white rocks. I wonder how extensive the collection is at the bar."
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