Vilageidiotx

Hunger Games: Halloween Addition

Time for Day 2.



I looked it up, and Final Fantasy never grabbed a costume, so Michael Myers dies laughing at Final Fantasy as it is. Buffalo Wings, hoping for a drink to wash down its natural sodiums, asks for a Bloody Mary and gets an ArenaSnow. Mahz puts eggs on a mollusk and makes a seafood omelet. A satanic cult made up of Youtube Heroes, a Clown, Baklava, and the entire Overwatch fan base, kills themselves for Satan... or Diablo I guess. X-Tan discovers her backstory and cannot take the shame. Hank is phone. On the job, the Neighborhood Watch Guy catches Palin and Hollyburst chatting about the latest Satanic mass suicide.



Our Token Black Guy gathers the blood of the Youtube Heroes, a Clown, Baklava, and the entire Overwatch fan base, and cleans himself with it. Now, Double Double Trump and Trouble is one of my favorite lines here. It's like, if someone needed to create a tagline for October 2016, "Double Double Trump and Trouble" would be it. Shifty Kebab, like Hank, is phone. Gary Johnson scares the hotel that drove Jack Nicholson out of his mind and made him quote Ed McMahon at the skinny lady with the poppy eyes, proving that murderous insanity isn't nearly as frightening as libertarianism. Shaco does the same for Sans. Broby covers himself with blood... again. Like, this is the second time he has done that. So far, Broby's battle plan has been "Run away from the Cornucopia, cover himself with blood, scream at some bats, and then cover himself with more blood." I get lost in a cornfield. Myyt leaves a bloody handprint, which I expect Broby will end up wallowing in. tsukune sacrifices Lincoln to Satan... or Diablo. MayLien, meanwhile, finds an SNES cartridge with "BloodXXX" written in red paint where the sticker should be.



Moving past the crossover...

Shoryu, after bombarding me with several subpoenas, manages to get one on ol' murderin' Mike and draws fresh energy for for further legal action. The Reaper takes Obama's soul, feeding it to Diablo who, after swallowing the souls of the last six tributes, uses this dark energy to find out who is giving out full sized candy bars and SweeTarts.



And there they go, the brave dead, the honored Halloween warriors. Swedish Death Metal Band, dead from blood loss after turning into a Were-Michael Myers. MayLily, Pokemon GO, and Hillary, killed by a raving crazy Mike Myers. Michael Myers, dead from seeing Final Fantasy and laughing at it. Then Overwatch, the Clown, Youtube Heroes, Baklava, Lincoln, and Obama, whose souls fed Diablo and led him too some sweet candy.

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I thought I was going to see your real face then. I got excited :(

@KnightShade

@KnightShade

I never knew Vilage to be a cam whore.

@Dinh AaronMk

I could never be so cruel.

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Here we go again.



Gary Johnson finds Aleppo. Lincoln, having earlier put on a French Maid Costume and covered himself in blood, sneaks into somebody's home and sifts through their underwear. I am pretty sure Shoryu is directing his quoth at me, or at least I am taking that as a threat to legal action. The Swedish Death-Metal band, physically destroyed from turning into a Were-Michael Myers, bleeds to death, like a bee using its one sting to maximum effect. While Broby scampers squeeling away from a few tiny mammals, Obama watches this entire Halloween Games play out and can't believe he has found something stupider than the current election year (cheap joke sry).



Undertale, visited by X-Tan, freaks out at her pleading for candy and blocks the door. Mahz hears the suffering, but he turns a blind eye. Palin, Waifu, and the Milkman (band name goals) fail to find a comfortable place to stay, guaranteeing they will wake up sore in the morning. Mike Myers, having spent the last day running, loses his mind and kills MayLily and Hillary before single handedly shutting down Pokemon-GO. Myyt and Michael Myers discover love in our spooky arena. The Hooplah, undeterred by his put-out eye, finds candy.



I don't think I've seen a creepypasta yet that works off of the vanishing hitchhiker motif, but there Leatherface is planting the idea. Diablo receives skittles. MayLien, unimpressed by the minimalism of the Neighborhood Watch signs, thinks it would better communicate its message if my ugly ass face was the one warned against. ArenaSnow swaps scary stories with a mollusk. The spooky clown is with her. The Black Guy, angry at having been haunted by the pre-coitus Michael Myers, takes it out on trick-or-treaters. VarionusNW sleeps next to the massacred bodies of Hillary, MayLily, and Pokemon GO. The Overlook Hotel, having got its bleeding done, tricks Hank. And somewhere, deep in the woods, slumbers a stack of well-slathered chicken, its hot sauce soaking into the earth, its aroma attracting nearby slobs from their dens.

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

"IT'S ALIIIIVE!!!!"

Or, more so, I am.

Awesome to see this is still kicking! How has everyone been in the 2 years I've been away?

(I was Palestine, in the very likely case I've been forgotten.)

@Chrono

What is Precipice may never die.

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<Snipped quote by Vilageidiotx>
Lol, I probably wouldn't go that far, but that's still amusing.

Anyway, I understand the whole "they're already out there" thing. I'd have been less annoyed by it all if my project was officially released to the public, but it's not yet, so I'm still trying to avoid letting it spread too far.

@Shoryu Magami

TBH you could probably post the entire thing in spam and it wouldn't make a difference.

If any of us mattered enough to affect it, we wouldn't be in spam.

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(Still unable to really keep up to date with things, given the internet problems, but this is the day we focus on getting the ISP to solve it all. Hopefully I'll have my normal network back up again in a few hours, but no promises.)

@Vilageidiotx
Ah, so that's how you went about it. It doesn't really solve the issue with the older ones, but I was curious what it'd look like once censored regardless. I normally wouldn't keep track of this sort of topic.

@Shoryu Magami

The old ones are already uploaded. One way or another, they are already out there.

Thinking about a Halloween costume

dress up as spam

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And we're back!



MilkDuds are a great candy, they are an excellent candy. They get stuck to your teeth, like Hillary, they get stuck to your teeth, that is what people are saying. But they are a great candy, they are an American candy. They have milk. Milk is good, it is a good color, the color of milk will make America great again.

Skeleton Kid brutally drains Jason Vorhees's blood and takes a little bubble bath in it. The Neighborhood Watch guy only said he'd watch, he never said he'd help. Undertale tries to avenge Alabama but is stopped by MayLily, who either likes Clowns or thinks Alabama got what it deserved. Shifty Kebab finds a food shiftier than his. Final fantasy purchases one of its people from slavery only to see the screen turn to blood. Obama makes use of the NSA to spy on Myyt. Mike Myers is also spooked by the green stuff. Mahz makes use of Skeleton kid's strategy but does not have the guts to go as far.



Michael Myers seems think think we are in the second act of the film, as he is targeting the Token Black Guy already. Swedish Death Metal does some dancing, apparently recovering from having became a Were-MichaelMyers. Shoryu also becomes covered in blood, and disappears forever because of a lawsuit I barely dodged plot things. Rumors about Hillary Clinton's health appear to be true. Blood seems very easy to come across. Palin, in a camouflage pants suit and well armed, tracks Satan like he were an endangered species with a spot on her wall already picked out for its corpse. Sans cannot take any of this anymore, though not a lot of things have happened. Baklava loses an organ, or maybe just the blood needed to fuel all these blood-coverings. tsukune faces the horror of having a fight with their Waifu.



VarionusNW remembers his skeleton, perhaps startled by the possibility that his might be as blood thirsty as Skeleton Kid. Buffalo Wings finds the Hooplah fish nursing the wound left by his lost eye and, for no apparent reason but to be a dick, jumps out and scares him. That's Buffalo Wings, just when you've forgotten about them they all jump back out. Leatherface overeats. Jack Skellington is cornered by a vicious mollusk and barely escapes the clacking of the thing to tell his tale. Gary Johnson discovers a house giving out candy and is outraged at such a flagrant breach of market principles; the good candy, given out to little peasant kids? Overlook Hotel... yeh, that makes a lot of sense actually. I picked the right picture for that. Broby gets some of that blood on him too. Overwatch twists its head and I can't take it, largely because I can't figure out what that means.



And there they are. The glorious dead of day one. Alabama, poisoned by a clown. Demon Teemo, suicide. And Jason, torn apart by a Swedish Band transformed into a Michael Myers. Three down means forty five more to go.

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<Snipped quote by ArenaSnow>
It wasn't a "thank you". I was addressing a genuine complaint there. I never gave my permission for any of this.

@Shoryu Magami

I can censor the picture if you want.

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Let us set the scene...

...our tributes rise into the arena. They are in the middle of a sleepy small town street, a chill in the air, a fog hanging over a distant forest. Twenty year old cars line the curb, parked in front of century old houses. Old trees warp the sidewalks and drop orange leaves all over the yards and the road. A rust-splotched VW Bus with the word "Cornucopia" across it in wavy letters opens it's trunk slowly. As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horns sound. The Halloween Games have begun.



A Waifu's job is to please, and this Waifu makes a good choice in costume. Jack Skellington convinces tsukune to be his butt. The Milkman dresses as a phone and goes to try to find your mom so she can press his buttons. The first death comes when a clown poisons all of the candy in Alabama, making the Cotton State entirely dead. You would think this would give our tributes pause, that 4,858,979 people died all at once because a clown managed to skillfully apply the Blue Bell method of population control, but the games keep chugging as the Grim Reaper dresses as a sexy nurse. The Demon Teemo kills itself by accident, becoming the second death but at the very least achieving one kill (himself) before his soul leaves his body.

And then a Swedish Death Metal Band combines into one big Michael Meyers, proving too much for Jason.



Obama sees the Skeleton Kid make his getaway and puts on his own Skeleton costume in order to get away. Another costume team is made. And our black man gets some of the good candy the hard way, earning it because he managed to find the eyes on that guy.



Leatherface steals a costume, identifying it as a "Ghost" costume, though the owner's swastika makes me think it might be something other than a ghost. Shoryu takes a lesson from the token black guy and steals candy from a fish. Buffalo Wings dress up for the holiday. And a Cockle manages to somehow dress up like Myyt.