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    1. WAR MULLET 9 yrs ago

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Current Haaaaaatooooooooh! That's the sound of me spitting in your mother's mouth while she's flappin her gums naggin me.

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You have economic depression caused by extensive expenditures by the home-state to maintain a state of continued warfare, thereby upsetting the peasants and limiting the strength of the state to stay the course.

Thereby, I am the rival prince who will destroy the overburdened state.



I AM LOYAL TO THE STATE, I AM A SOLDIER AND I WILL CONTINUE TO FOLLOW ORDERS AND FIGHT FOR MY NATION... UNLESS ANOTHER NATION CAN PAY ME MORE AND GURANTEE A GREATER QUALITY OF LIFE.
@WAR MULLET This place has an arena. We war people there until their brains are warred out of their skulls. You are welcome to visit.


I WILL SEE YOU THERE, I WILL KILL YOU.
@Ninian

THAT IS FALSE! I AM BEST LEADER IN WORLD!

@WAR MULLET

WAAAAAAAARRRR


I AM CONTENT WITH THIS SO LONG AS I AGREE WITH YOUR CAUSE.

I AM A SOLDIER, NOT A POLITICIAN.
@WAR MULLET


THANK YOU, YOUR KIND WORDS HAVE BEEN GREATLEY APPRECIATED.
HAVE SOME PRAISE


CLARIFY YOUR STATEMENT OR BE SUBJECT TO EXECUTION FOR INCOMPETENCE.
@WAR MULLET

WAR WAR WARRIE WAR WARRIE WAR WAR WARRIE WARRIE WAR!!! I AM MORE WAR THAN YOU, WAR HOOLIGAN! I AM WAR ITSELF, I HAVE SEEN WAR, I HAVE FELT WAR, I HAVE EVEN *censored* WAR!!! I HAVE MORE WAR THAN YOU, PEASANT! BOW DOWN TO THE MASTER OF GLORY AND WAR, COMMONER! YOU ARE A FISH/BAD HAIRSTYLE, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH WAR!

WAR, FFFOOOOOLLLLL


DEATH TO THE PEASANT WAR FOOL!

Welcome to the guild my friend ;). If you have questions, come and ask


THIS MEANS WAAAR!
<Snipped quote by WAR MULLET>

I have terrible aim and zero conscience.


You will be promoted.
But cake is life. You cannot resist the power of cake.


CAKE IS WEAKNESS. CAKE HOLDS NO POWER, ONLY A ILLUSION OF HAPPINESS AND STABILITY.

CAKE IS A MILESTONE IN A CULTURES DECLINING AGRICULTURE. WHERE RESOURCES SUCH AS EGGS, FLOUR AND DAIRY PRODUCT WOULD BE EXPENDED TO MAKE A COSTLY AND TIME CONSUMING LUXURY. CAKE DOES NOT BRING GENIUNE, LONG TERM HAPPINESS- ONLY A SYNTHETIC SUBSTITUTE!

WAAAR!
I have cake so would you please calm down, or i wont give you any.


CAKE IS FOR WEAKLING PACIFISTS!

I CONSUME COMBAT RATIONS!

I have a pistol.

GG.


I CAUTION YOU. I HAVE HOSTAGES.
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