Wayne

I find myself wanting a Thread

Sinews and plant fibres are also pretty good if you can't get any thread.

Pre-Guildfall Artefacts

Darthwarman. Wasn't he that guy who had that MS Paint avatar that looked like Chris Chan with harlequin ichthyosis lips dressed up as Napoleon or some shit?

Creepy and eccentric belongings

mdk said
My roommate brought back some *bizarre* african carvings, including two midget masks and a wood statue with tits. Of the things I've personally obtained, I think the best is an 8'x6' movie poster for Inglorious Basterds that I bought out the window of a Blockbuster as it went out of business.EDIT: Wait, shit, no. The creepy clown painting I used to troll my other roommate's wife. We used to have a Carpet Jesus on the wall and one day I swapped in the clown painting from a thrift shop, and gave her a stroke.

I love you.

I find myself wanting an Arowana

I want a pelican.

Creepy and eccentric belongings

Doivid said
That's bretty awesomeI don't have anything weird left, Id on't think. Moved too many times.

Moving sucks.

I'm Back

Jorick said

The Kama Sutra, as written by Richard Dawkins.

Spam is a ladder

Lucian said A gaping pit waiting to swallow us all.

My favorite kind of porn.

Creepy and eccentric belongings

BrobyDDark said
I can't handle the thought of creepy, moving, usually inanimate objects.

They like to cuddle. <3

Creepy and eccentric belongings

What sorts of weird stuff do you have at home?

I have this clown doll sitting in the corner at the back of the hallway in my house, which my little brother named Gary. Say hello, Gary.

So are creepy pasta Scary? Creepy?

I've grown immune to them. They just seem so ridiculous at this point.

Speaking of pasta, I'm hungry.