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Mtntopview said
Darn, I missed the action. What happened here?


Muhammad Ali's back in the ring, brah.
Foxxie said As an evil homosexual sinner, I can concur. I would make the worst exotic dancer, though. Trust me. I'm better suited to being an underpaid teacher deep in the heart of the south.


Evil homosexual sinner pals!

I'd be a pretty bad stripper too. I'm hairier than fuckin Ron Jeremy. Ladies (and evil homesexual sinners of the gentleman variety, like me) don't like that shit. Unless you're hairy too. Or Chewbacca.
Touch of Insanity said
Only if you're the feed.


How about your big stinkin clam?

Mtntopview said
I'm too lazy to decide anything. Why not just roll a dice, and have six choices, each corresponding to a side of the dice.


Fuck that, not enough options. Get a d34, you dick.

Can I feed it?
Foxxie said
Okay, so... chem.


I would have suggested exotic dancing instead but that's sexist. And sexism is for evil homosexual sinners.
In Um 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Svenn said
It's like those cream ice cream things. Pushpop things.


Pushilin pops. I hear they're popular in the Ukraine nowadays.
Cooking meth.
Gumshoe said
Welp..


He meant me. Civil-minded folks don't go posting smileys in a way that looks like they're in a strip club. The Puritans in Google Plus are gonna sniff that shit up, take away funding for Mahz to keep the guild running, and that's no good.

Moral of the story? Don't be me.
Isn't that the song where they used that animatronic robot of Chucky or some shit like that.

Speaking of which, Child's Play was a meh movie.
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