Williwaw

👺 Goblin Quest

One shouldn’t joke about goblin’s birth rate. What is this sudden outburst of goblins, population bomb of 20th century?

@Darth Shadow

Influx of Japanese Cartoons reinvigorating a style of Quantum Leap with the focus on a particular leap.

👺 Goblin Quest

"Boss?" inquired Ay as he kept his head tilted while the female, at least the only one they knew or suspected of it - after all they were only three days old so how would they know the finer points of goblin sexual dimorphism, Vali continued to drool onto forest floor. Usuk kept a steely position, lowering slightly as if ready to engage in the traditional wrestling test of strength - only to cheat after being bested by the hero of course - while Ay stared off at the bushes for a bit longer. "What that?"

Vali snarled as she whipped her head with such a power she proceeded to collapse down to the ground, "Food." Usuk meanwhile did not respond, instead choosing to inspect his prey. At the very least they would obtain berries if they failed horribly and utterly. The masked creature turned to his mooks and spoke, "It not matter what it is. It in Boss Usuk's way. It die and Boss Usuk eat it."

So as any villainous warrior would do, especially without having any suitable zoologist knowledge, Usuk charged towards the creature to kick sand into its face and proceed to use the opportunity after it to catch the creature in a headlock.

Naval Maidens [A Shipgirl RP]

Yeah sure.

👺 Goblin Quest

Upon the pseudo-ritualistic chanting, Usuk hopped off from the pile of rocks and began to mosey on through the rest of the cave. There was only so much use to be gathered from the past and, frankly, Usuk gathered all they needed to gather. Perhaps a rock might've been handy but it was not necessary as Usuk had a great bravado due to the obtainment of its new mask. What would be necessary was the obtainment of mooks to do Usuk's dirty-work, ie. 'dying for his sake' if it came to that. So Usuk quickly made his way to a cowering goblin that hid in a shadow away from the cave light.

Desperately clutching onto a rock formation there was much sobbing as another goblin was trying to pull them off from it. Usuk narrowed his eyes and bombastically slammed his hands upon the shoulders of Ay, who hanging in the air as Vali attempted to rip him off. Due to this sudden interaction Ay let out a horrified squeak as he instinctively let loose of the formation and went barreling into Vali, as the pair both collapsed on the cave floor. Usuk sneered at them, before letting out a guffaw.

"Boss! Boss! Vali mean to Ay!" groveled Ay who rolled off from Vali and upon his knees began pleading to him. Vali got up and began grumbling, rubbing her greasy hands through her hair. "Ay go get food for Vali. Ay no want. Vali make. Boss look different?" inquired Vali unsure about whether or not the mask was new, considering she also was only about three days old and did not remember Usuk's face underneath the real face of the mask. Ay, still on his knees crawled towards Usuk and began kissing at his feet. "Boss look good. Boss no make Ay go yes? Boss kind boss, strong bo-"

This train of thought was interrupted by Usuk who swatted away the groveling goblin. "Usuk boss." coldly remarked Usuk, who would eventually and hopefully learn the ways of delivering real great promos again. For now he was stuck with this rudimentary knowledge of language.

"Boss Usuk pick mooks. Boos Usuk give words. Mooks obey Boss words. Words are 'Boss Usuk bored, Boss Usuk hunt.' Mooks follow Boss Usuk." with that definitive statement Usuk gave a quick gesture to the pair who proceeded to follow Usuk, Ay more quickly due to not wanting to disappoint the master it knew for approximately a day and a half while Vali followed slower not particularly caring for Usuk's leadership but wanted to order Ay around which meant following Usuk.

👺 Goblin Quest

Like so I’d wager.

Mooks

Name: Ay
Gender: Male
Trait/Talent: Toady/Brown-nosing

Name: Vali
Gender: Female
Trait/Talent: Troublemaker/Screaming

👺 Goblin Quest

Now Usuk was, well not necessarily and truly but, for the most part complete. Even after being shunted to this hell-hole Quantum Leap style, the creature still had the blood of lucha libre flowing through its veins. Before the being formerly known as Hijo Del Cuco, currently Usuk, was incorrect but now it was closer to what it should be. The mask, or hair for those too cowardly to don the mask, was the luchador themselves. The mask embodies it all, your identity, the path followed, your warrior spirit. The only time to be maskless was when you faded off into the sunset, and this was not yet that time.

So there Usuk was crouching upon a pile of rocks donning the mask. It might have been of poor quality, it might not be a proper mask, but there was an undeniable truth it was his - heaven forbid her as Usuk did not know or notice many difference but he knew damn well his blood pumped with a luchador spirit - mask. With a smug satisfaction Usuk sneered as he began rattling out the words he would always cling to no matter what leap. “Lie, cheat, steal. Lie, cheat, steal. LIE, CHEAT, STEAL!”

Naval Maidens [A Shipgirl RP]

Suppose you might want to check with folks.

👺 Goblin Quest

Usuk

Name: Usuk

Age: Day 3

Gender: Male

Race: Goblin

Appearance: The most interesting feature about this goblin is the fact they wear a distinctive patchwork red linen mask over their face. It has eye-slots for the dead yellow eyes, a mouth hole for the thin-lipped and sharp fanged maw and ear slots for horizontal ears the left most being near bitten off.

Level: 1

Personality: Usuk was born in this world to heel it up like they always knew lie, cheat, steal. He isn’t a dashing rogue with a heart of gold, he’s a villain who will make unique opportunities for himself. The most honorable thing about him is the fact he is deliberately slow in removing the masks, or helmets, of others. Apart from that he’s just generally a bit of a prick.

Past Life: From the mean streets of Parts Unknown emerged the devious luchador known as Hijo del Cuco! Freed from the horrors of the monster that kidnapped them, Hijo del Cuco sought to bring misery to the South American Promotion and defeat all the heroes the children had and bring them as much misery as they personally went through. Eventually after slaughtering their way through the locker room they had a title match arranged with the promotions current champion, this would be the start of a reign of terror by Hijo del Cuco! Well it would’ve been assuming they didn’t get hit by the bus just after leaving a celebration at the bar.

Talent(s):

• Promo Segment While not refined yet (or as good as it used to be) Usuk is capable of speech segments to hammer in an audience reaction about them.
• Brawling Again while not what it used to be, it is still present, Usuk fights via heelish tactics such as eye-gouging, low blows and utilizing Foreign Objects!

Skill(s):

• Dark Eye (Passive) E-Rank
• Absorption (Remaining Uses: 8)

Inventory:--

Goblin Quest - Interest Check for an Isekai Goblin Re:Monster-Inspired RP

@RC3 - You know how certain types of wrestlers, X-Pac, Roman Reigns, The Miz etc. can get audiences to hate them really, really easily? Right now that. But basically its deal would be goblin gives a promo (aka talking) that helps move an angle once good enough, like 'you will hate this guy because of X' or 'you will support me getting the championship'.

Goblin Quest - Interest Check for an Isekai Goblin Re:Monster-Inspired RP

Yeah sure.

Usuk

Name: Usuk

Age: Day 3

Gender: Male

Race: Goblin

Appearance: The most interesting feature about this goblin is the fact they wear a distinctive patchwork red linen mask over their face. It has eye-slots for the dead yellow eyes, a mouth hole for the thin-lipped and sharp fanged maw and ear slots for horizontal ears the left most being near bitten off.

Level: 1

Personality: Usuk was born in this world to heel it up like they always knew lie, cheat, steal. He isn’t a dashing rogue with a heart of gold, he’s a villain who will make unique opportunities for himself. The most honorable thing about him is the fact he is deliberately slow in removing the masks, or helmets, of others. Apart from that he’s just generally a bit of a prick.

Past Life: From the mean streets of Parts Unknown emerged the devious luchador known as Hijo del Cuco! Freed from the horrors of the monster that kidnapped them, Hijo del Cuco sought to bring misery to the South American Promotion and defeat all the heroes the children had and bring them as much misery as they personally went through. Eventually after slaughtering their way through the locker room they had a title match arranged with the promotions current champion, this would be the start of a reign of terror by Hijo del Cuco! Well it would’ve been assuming they didn’t get hit by the bus just after leaving a celebration at the bar.

Talent(s):

• Promo Segment While not refined yet (or as good as it used to be) Usuk is capable of speech segments to hammer in an audience reaction about them.
• Brawling Again while not what it used to be, it is still present, Usuk fights via heelish tactics such as eye-gouging, low blows and utilizing Foreign Objects!

Skill(s):

• Dark Eye (Passive) E-Rank
• Absorption (Remaining Uses: 8)

Inventory:--