Xenonia

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Dan sighed. "I'm gonna hafta go with the train, fathah. Makes me feel much safah that way. When you take a plane, theyah could be gremlins on the wings, oah some othah mysterious monstah." Dan wasn't kidding, either. Ever since he had seen 'Nightmare at 20,000 Feet', William Shatner's magnum opus, he had been terrified of a gremlin attempting to end his life while on a plane. He was only even able to take them, as he had taken the one to get to England in the first place, by pretending he was on a very tall boat. He knew that this was one trip he could not pretend to be on a tall boat for. "Also, maybe the train has a dining cah. I'd like to try some of yoah authentic English cuisine. I heah that livah and onions is suhprisingly edible."

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WHO GONNA POST NEXT

Also I think Angel may have quit?

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We know now what Aria thinks of everybody, but WHAT ABOUT AURA? OOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOO

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I think the GM accepted the edit?

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Ship-baiting and Dan is a disgusting animal!

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Dan hadn't slept. Not due to any sort of inner brooding monologue or some such nonsense, but rather due to both the discomfort of the beds and his thoughts of his soon-to-be travelling companions. As a group, they were disfunctional and likely very dangerous, but on a case by case basis... He couldn't stand Judo, that was for sure. Something about how aggressive the guy was mixed with his weird... Pseudo-intellectual language made Dan angry. Like, impotent fury brewed inside him just thinking of that guy. The two sisters, as well, weren't exactly at the top of his "make friends with" list either. They seemed close in a... Bad way, for him at least. A bit insulated and likely hard to convince to take his side on any issue. Given the one CLEARLY had a thing for Jailbait, he knew they were likely to come into conflict with him.

The chlorine girl, Chloe... She actually seemed alright to Dan. In fact, if it weren't for the small tidbit about initially attempting to kill him and being with these other weirdos... He might've actually 'made a move' on her. Fortunately he had enough common sense to realize the last guy that had tried anything wound up dead on the nightly news. But still... She appealed to him, for some reason. It was hard to get out of his head.

Fortunately, after a somewhat vigorous ten minutes of personal time, out of his head it was. Aaaand... It was about the time for them to depart. Half an hour, the priest had said. Half an hour was plenty of time for Dan to get ready to go.

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What wacky hijinks could possibly ensue

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Stern talking to? He needs to be locked up.

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RAD DAN STRIKES YET AGAIN

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"Fathah, I'm gonna be honest with ya foah a second heah. Pretend this is one big confessional. We'ah all moiderahs, some of us comin' close ta mass moidah. We'ah bein' hunted by these terrahrists foah ouah... Abilities. Ya see, I'm a supah-hero from America, 'Radito Danito', and this is my crime foightin' posse. You got, uh, Ohra, Ira, Clone, and... Uh... Jabba. Now, will ya help us get outta the country oah not? I sweyah, if you help, I will pay you back. At a latah date." Dan truly meant it, too. He would pay the priest back... at a MUCH later date, probably.

"Thank ya foah yoah offah, fathah. We'll graciously accept. Hopefully you don't, uh, turn us in foah the rewahd money while we'ah sleepin'."