Perfectly levelheaded and reasonable response from Dan. Bet nobody saw that one coming.
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"Look, Jordo, oah whatevah yoah name is, I don't think you undahstand what we'ah gonna hafta do heah. Chances ah, if this guy is half as smaht as we give 'im credit foah, he's probably already tracked down yoah aunt, and is holdin' her at gunpoint until we arrive. Probably gonna give some big long speech about morals oah some shit when we get theyah, then offah some kinda ultimatum oah somethin' about joinin' him. We got two options: Option one, we go in actin' all serious business and get confronted with an offah we can't refuse. Option two, we have ouahselves some fuckin' fun foah once, then get confronted with an offah we can't refuse. Eithah way, we'ah probably gonna get Godfathah'd." Dan nodded sagely.
More jokes that don't make sense, courtesy of Dan the man.
"I ain't gonna dye my hayah, no way. It's this white all naturally and that's the way I loik it. You evah met a twenty-somethin' with naturally white hayah? It's not common." Dan thought a moment about his false identity. Radito Danito really, REALLY stood out to him, but... "I'm an Episcopalian from Boston. Theyah ain't much about me that's "cultural", less you want me ta pretend ta be Mahk Wahlberg. You can be my funky bunch." He laughed at his own poorly-executed joke. Then he heard the bit about witches.
"Waaait. What kinda witch ah we talkin'? If you mean a "Harry Pottah" type thing, I can handle that. But if you'ah talkin' moah along the lines a' "Hocus Pocus", that's not somethin' I think I can deal with. Hearin' Sarah Jessica Parkah sing "I Put a Spell on You" was enough trauma relatin' to witches foah my lifetime."
"Waaait. What kinda witch ah we talkin'? If you mean a "Harry Pottah" type thing, I can handle that. But if you'ah talkin' moah along the lines a' "Hocus Pocus", that's not somethin' I think I can deal with. Hearin' Sarah Jessica Parkah sing "I Put a Spell on You" was enough trauma relatin' to witches foah my lifetime."
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He moves at lightspeed, or maybe slightly faster.
Dan smiled a bit wider. "I'm, er, ah, just foin. You look a bit worried though. Do you perhaps need a shouldah to cry on, namely mine?" Dan was about a subtle as a cargo plane attempting to land in a McDonald's drive through. "Oah, if you would rathah, we could spend some quality time togethah." Truly, a cassanova of his generation, Rad Dan wasted no time making his move. "Just so long as I don't get a face fulla chlorine gas, I'm shoah it'll be a wondahful time."
RIP in pip. ;_;7
Also, Chloe and Dan's interactions give me life.
Also, Chloe and Dan's interactions give me life.
Presi-dan-t.
Dan nearly did a spit-take, despite not having anything to spit, when he heard the news. "Ho-oly shit. Ya think that's because of us? I think we made the roit decision goin' ta the train station. Don't want ta go anyweyah neah that clustahfuck. Thank you, fathah. I promise this will be the last time you see us." Dan stepped out of the car, then turned to the others. "You comin'? We gotta be cayahful, because they moit track us down. Don't want anythin' happenin' to any a you's. Especially you, Chloe." Dan half-blushed in a weird, somewhat awkward way, like a dog that had been caught tearing apart a couch or something. It was difficult to tell exactly what emotion he was feeling, but it was definitely a gross one.
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