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What kind of dream?
Dan's growing on Chloe! Like a thick moss.
Hey man. You can do both.
Dan has some... Odd beliefs. He is a staunch believer in Bigfoot, Hodags, Jersey Devil, etc.
For Dan's accent, think JFK gargling salt water. Also, WHAT ARE CHROME'S THOUGHTS ON SKUNK APES?
Welp what an interesting turn of events
"Ya know what? Shoah. I'm Copernicium. You a fan a' canceah? Because, y'know, I can give ya a lotta that. An' let me tell ya, mistah big shiny metal fist man, all ya punchin' an' metal body an' what not ain't gonna stop a slow painful death with coughin' up blood. So fuck off with yoah intimidation shit. We already passed that stage about a day ago. Jigsaw ovah heah," Dan motioned to Jaden, "he tried ta kill me with a whip oah somethin'. He's iron, got powahs real similah to yoahs. That sweetheaht Chloe theyah," he blushed as he mentioned Chloe, "She's chlorine. Don't try nothin', she's taken. Soaht of. Also, she can kill ya with chlorine. Rust ya up oah whatevah. The sistahs theyah, Aria and Aura, they'ah Helium an' Hydrogen. Don't know which is which. Don't cayah too much, neithah." He crossed his arms. "So, what ah yoah thoughts on Skunk Apes?"
Dan has only one use: making situations worse.
Dan stared a moment, then began to laugh. "Ho-holy HELL, yoah like some kinda fuckin' Ultron-robot! Look, when I've calmed down, I'll try an'... Hahaholy shit, don't think I can..." Dan was doubled over, cackling like a buffoon. "Look, Chrome? Like, the google shit? I'm Rad--ito. Radito Danito." He caught himself before tripping. "If by table ya mean, ah we all freaks like-- I'm sorry, nobody could possibly be a freak like YOU--, but yeah. We'ah all freaks. Each of us represent an... Element. Mine is surprise." Dan's laughter was slower now but still constant. "So, uh... Welcome aboahd."
So I'm really confused as to what to do now. @Scarlet Angel94 I feel like maybe you should change the post a bit.
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