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Sir Frederick Selous - New Orleans


"Fine then. But afterwards... Do consider my request. I've been aching to bag one of those demon goats for as long as I've known they existed. Trouble is, the bastards are clever and spry, making them the very devil, if you'll pardon my pun, to catch, not to mention kill. If I have your word that you'll help me take one down at a later date, then yes, I will assist with your castle assault or whatever it is you require of me." Frederick extended his hand, now trembling from the lack of tea ingestion, so as to shake Shazay's.
Sir Frederick Selous - New Orleans


Sir Frederick scratched the underside of his chin, thinking the suggested plan through. It would give him a chance to hunt some more... Exotic beasts than a simple cat person or a dixieland-loving alligator, but that didn't necessarily mean he had to choose one or the other. The strange speaking bloke mentioned two teams. Perhaps he could arrange to be in the squad with the catbeast, get in close to his quarry. Not waste a bullet, so to speak.

"Well, we may wish to make a detour first... I have had my heart set on a very certain quarry. Tell me, have any of you ever heard of the fallen cities of the bazaar? It's a realm of a bizarre nature, home to many dangerous beasts. If you assist me in slaying an Overgoat, I will repay you with my service."
Sir Frederick Selous - New Orleans


As his new associates conversed with the coloured in the cab, Sir Frederick was busy staring, mouth agape, at the marvellous neon sign above the old warehouse. Tiana's Palace, a restaurant of renown. Not for it's food, though their Jambalaya was beyond compare, but rather for it's owner: a coloured woman. Twice the minority for half the price. Frederick had considered investing in a similar venture, back in England, but he never thought that it would fly. After all, the market wasn't particularly eager to embrace diversity...
Sir Frederick Selous - New Orleans


"Yes, that sounds like an agreeable offe-" he didn't finish the sentence, as something far more enticing had distracted him. There, at the end of the street, climbing into a cab... Frederick licked his lips when he saw the potential quarry. Some kind of... Cat person! Definitely not native to Louisiana, possibly not even native to this dimension, but... There it was! It carried a sword on it's hip, a potential danger, but... The more dangerous the hunt, the more enticing.

"Excuse me, but... Is that a Felix Sapien? I don't believe I have one of those in my collection yet..."
The hunt must begin!
Sir Frederick Selous - New Orleans


Sir Frederick gave a light chuckle, shaking his head. "I'm quite well set in regards to monetary needs. Have a bit of an 'independent fortune', don't you know. Selling twelve world's worth of rare albino elephant ivory tends to garner a man a fair amount of bank. But... Freelance work, I can do for you. That is, if you ever need something large and exotic killed." Frederick chuckled, and reached for his bag again, pulling out a small herbal sack. "Now, do any of you have a cup of hot water? After a kill, I need a cup of tea." he sucked through his teeth. "I need a drink something awful."
Sir Frederick Selous - New Orleans


Loading another round into his elephant gun, Sir Frederick approached the corpse of the melancholy lizard. There, directly in the poor croc's chest, was embedded a bullet the size of a large grape. Honestly, it was a relief that the despair-filled creature had died so quickly, as the beast's final moments were clearly filled with agonizing pain. Ah well. Reaching for his machete, Frederick cleanly, or at least, close to cleanly, severed the head of the blues beast. Shoving both the now dinged trumpet and the head into his sack, and was on his way.

Frederick then turned to face the strange modern man addressing him. "The trumpet is... His instrument. He plays it. Played it. The Alligator Mississippiensis Brassbandus." Sir Selous sighed, "I guess the worst part is when you realize how precious the life of a rare creature such as this is... Ah well, there are at least a dozen more scattered across this... Multiverse." he shouldered his rifle. "And you are?"
Gonna hunt that interdimensional big game.

making a deal with the Shadow Man? Do you WANT to be a frog?
I'd buy multiversal real estate.
Sir Frederick Selous - New Orleans


For once, Sir Frederick did not look out of place in his surroundings: A bit outdated, perhaps, but there were many others like him in this strange city. Not to mention the disturbed crossdressers, circus performers, pimps and prostitutes, lawmen and racists... A melting pot of all mankind. Frederick, for all intents and purposes, was as incognito as he was capable of getting: He was, after all, deep in the hunt: The legendary Trumpet-Playing Gator lived here, and soon, would die here. He had been tracking it through the swamps for weeks, and it was finally cornered here, in the French Quarter.

His elephant gun loaded and primed, Sir Selous looked down each through street and alleyway, following the sounds of sorrowful trumpet. His trek was almost done, and he would have a rare, taxidermy brass player to show for it. Finally, down a dark street behind a beignet stand... There stood the mournful 'dile, playing his swan song on the cornet. It was almost enough to make Frederick reconsider his course of action. Almost. And so, he pulled the trigger, letting the sound of an elephant gun being fired echo through the streets of New Orleans.
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