@GingerBoi123Now for story time. Veronica leaned in, took a breath and began.
"So it started when I was wondering around and saw smoke coming from a backyard and saw a sign that said '4th of July party, ALL WELCOME'. So I go in and see a bunch of people having fun, there was kids running around and a pool and at least 25 people. I thought about grabbing some of the food and going back with some quality food, when a thought occurred. Why just take the food? Why not the grill? So with a plan starting to formulate, I went around and talked to some people. I was liking most of them when one was a total asshole. This guy was acting super superior and saying I looked and smelled awful (witch was true but still.). So for a while I would just go over and scoot the grill towards the open gate. It got to the point where some people were starting to ask questions. All I needed at this point was a big distraction, such as a kid falling in the pool and freaking out. As luck would have it, just such an event occurred! So I grabbed some packages of meat, closed the grill, and took off pushing it. I hid it, came back and told them that someone stole the grill and ran. The ones that went chased off in the wrong direction; it was glorious. Long story, I know, but I am proud of such an achievement." There was a proud look on her face as she smiled and looked off into the middle distance.
