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Aedan watched Triton leave with a disheartened expression. "Bollocks." He said miserably. "And I was so looking forward to surviving this battle." Still, at least he had Thomas. Yes, at least I have a blood sucking creature of unfathomable horrors at my side. That cheery thought made a small smile tug at Aedan's mouth and he faced Thomas as the vampire offered the opportunity of food. With his stomach growling eagerly he could hardly resist agreeing almost instantly. Almost instantly. There was one small lingering image that he just couldn't shake no matter how tempt- Damn but he was hungry. "When you say 'mate' you don't mean 'appetizer' right?" Aedan asked nervously as he practically trembled with excitement. "Actually for the price of a warm meal, or any meal, or a biscuit at this point, I'll just go with whatever. Now where to from here?" He asked casting about for some place looking even remotely like it would contain the unearthly pleasures of food, even biscuits would do and they were rubbish.

Using the clues and deduction abilities available to him Aedan did indeed quickly find the location of what would soon be his haven from the nightmarish void of hunger. For the last few weeks he had pretty much been entirely sustained by whatever he could steal from a vending machine. Although there was one curiously rapey man that had given him a plate of bangers and mash from his caravan at some point. That had ended in an explosion that, unlike the earlier bus trip, had been entirely Aedan's fault. He still wasn't sure what was in sausages but he was certain that knowing would make everything a hell of a lot worse.

Following the trail of students walking away with food in their arms, as well as a large sign that read 'CAFETERIA' Aedan soon arrived in the midst of what looked like a really pleasant place to be. Practically salivating at this point, Aedan hurried over to the counter and waited in line for his turn to just about pile everything possible onto a plate. "I heard a rumour once about sitting was best done eating." Aedan paused as he spoke to Thomas. "I actually might have that backwards but the point reamains. Where do we eat? I don't like some of the looks these cretins are giving my plate."
@Narcotic dollie That blows bro. Not as in it blows bros but it does sort of suck. Anywho totally gonna miss you from this side, I'm sure everyone is.

@theirishjj on happier note though, dude happy birthday! That's hella rockin'. Also I'm sure you have a fantastic body.

Oh wait: that sounds way creepier than it did in my head... Oh dear.
Sure I'll Edit the ca a little later
How's this? Sorry it took so long to get it up but things have been a little bananas at the moment.

Still really eager to join over here but I'll only be able to get a CS up later tonight. Is it alright if I call dibs in the meantime? I'd really like to take Duke Aim if I may.
Definitely count me into this!
Scales were cool. This was something Aedan had never really considered but seeing Triton growing and morphing into something even more imposing than his rapidly fading form, he found himself on the verge of praying that Thomas would shut up. If things de-escalated at their current rate then a fight might break out and if that happened then Aeden would be obliged to take Thomas' side and therefore be obliged to have more than his lips split. At that thought someone's voice was turned on him and he looked around to see a woman giving him some advice that he would be foolhardy not to follow. [i]Damn. That means there's no way I'm going to do as she says is there? Foolhardy is practically my middle name." He thought with a small amount of relief that his thoughts were at least referring to himself in first person again.

Something about this woman's eyes seemed oddly familiar as though he had just seen something like them but not quite them. Maybe it was just that they were eyeballs. Most people here were bound to have eyeballs. Nevertheless Aedan couldn't quite tell what it was but it left him spellbound and as she walked away he actually took three steps to follow her before snapping back to the current calamity. He wheeled around to Thomas and moved back to his position slightly behind him. "If you guys do fight, hit him first." He said pointing to Thomas frantically. Aedan still had almost know idea who or what Triton was but he just couldn't picture anything good coming of Thomas goading that giant scaled man like that. Especially when it came to family.

There are moments of clarity before one does something truly stupid. These moments normally are to keep you from doing said things and one might just find they can view their surroundings clearly with heightened senses. If one were not a totally idiot they would avoid doing this thing, if one were a total idiot they wouldn't even notice in the first place. If one were Aedan they would say "Oh I get it now. She was a vampire too." As they realized what seemed so familiar about the kind lady's eyes. Then they would do the stupid thing.

Seeing how close Thomas was getting to Triton and the large grin that was just begging for trouble Aedan did the second thing he could think of. The first was running for the hill but that wouldn't do any good and the third involved copious crying and he might need that option for another emergency. So instead he stepped between the two, squeezed would be a better word at this point, and tried to spread his arms out to separate. Only tried though since at their weakest both of these two were probably ten times stronger than he was so all he could do was keep his arms up and bent like some kind of menacing chicken dance. "Guys! Death, expulsion, really really bad!" He yelled spat out as fast as he could manage it. "I mean like I really think that we could like not, get involved in a fight but if we do, if, just if because we don't have to, I still say hit Thomas first." Aedan flashed his very best don't hit me smile as his inner thoughts started saying their goodbyes to his ribs.
This time during an exam I was rocking in my chair because I had finished early and I let out this massive sneeze and like I expected there to be a table behind me but there wasn't so I just fell backwards and landed on with this really intense bang. Since it was an exam the entire grade was like deathly quite until then. It was naturally a disaster. Not a natural disaster or anything lol that BUT EVERYONE HAS COOL STORIES ABIUT EARTHQUAKES AND HURRICANES AND THIS IS KINDA AS CLOSE AS I CAN COME YOU KNOW?!?!
Okay so I did just notice Emma's response so it's nice to know I'm not entirely alone here. My bad.
Just a heads up, I'm on the gulf of Texas and we've got flood/tornado warnings, so my electricity might go out an mess with my response times.


Woah woah woah, hold up, hang on, just a moment here. [@NarcoticDollie] Has like flood and tornado warnings? Is this like a normal thing there? I mean like is no one else freaking out about this? How is everyone not hitting like freaking out? Are you? I mean is everyone crying and screaming and it's just calm on this forum? That must be it right because like freaking flood and bloody tornados and all you say is like it might mess with response times? I mean like I love your posts and all but if youve got like full blown mother of earth natural disasters going down there like response times is what worries you?

Seriously? Just me? Whatevs bra but seriously ND, even though you aren't a doily (I never forgive... although I do forget) be safe and stuff.

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