Subject: Colored Alliance
Participants: Stuffed Rabbit, Gleeful Jackal, Tender Fern, Shooting Star, Conquest Pantheon, Stalwart Bruiser
Host: Stuffed Rabbit
Stuffed Rabbit: Alright you guys, we need to have a serious talk.
Stuffed Rabbit: As you all know, the Ebony Strykers are a super-dangerous threat right now.
Stuffed Rabbit: Soooo, what I was thinking is that all of the color guilds unite to fight back against the Strykers' push.
Stuffed Rabbit: Any concerns?
Shooting Star: That has to be the most insane thing I've ever heard.
Shooting Star: I love it.
Stuffed Rabbit: Yeah, well…
Stuffed Rabbit: Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Stuffed Rabbit: God, this is so cliche.
Gleeful Jackal: Holy crap, a Red King that isn't batshit insane. I never thought I'd see the day. (rip ariel)
Gleeful Jackal: I mean, I don't really have a reason to, man. Bruisers have been holding back the Strykers for the past month. Hell, I went 1v1 with Moon Rider last week. You guys saw the recording I put up on Youtube.
Gleeful Jackal: But hey, if Miss President's going to team up with the Sweepers, screw it.
Gleeful Jackal: Dibs on 1v1ing Moon Rider.
Shooting Star: @Jackel She's all yours.
Shooting Star: Hey, being cliche isn't bad. Right?
Stuffed Rabbit: So... you two have been Kings for a while.
Stuffed Rabbit: Are assemblies always that awkward?
Stuffed Rabbit: Or was it just the murder bits?
Gleeful Jackal: I mean, I dunno. Usually skipped assemblies to gank kids.
Gleeful Jackal: Better question: how much do you think Blackie's been paying off the prez to shill for her?
Stuffed Rabbit: What if prez IS the Black King?
Shooting Star: @Rabbit Impossible. The Pres hates video games.
Gleeful Jackal: Dude, what if she's just rusing us? Perfect cover.
Gleeful Jackal: Shit, now I think this is plausible. She hates vidya so much she's killing everyone.
Stalwart Bruiser: @Gleeful Jackal I want a piece of her too.
Stalwart Bruiser: Seriously, who the hell does she think she is?
Stalwart Bruiser: The last White King was too lenient with this problem, Moon Rider's going to answer to my fists!
Gleeful Jackal: Tryhard pls.
Shooting Star: Calm yourself, Bruiser. We may be Kings, but don't take her lightly.
Gleeful Jackal: Also implying that the last Whitey didn't have a stupid amount of sexual tension with Blackie.
Tender Fern: Late Late o the party I guess.
Tender Fern: I'm up for anything that will help end this so called war.
Stalwart Bruiser: Fine, fine. I'm calm. You just don't spring something like that after an eulogy for the dead. It's messed up
Stalwart Bruiser: Also, Jackal. From what I hear, it's more Moon Rider X The School President these days.
Gleeful Jackal: Yeah, I know. Been telling my guys to spread that around to piss both of them off.
Shooting Star: I don't even know what to say to that, Jackal.
Tender Fern: I do.
Tender Fern: Do you really think it's necessary to provoke her more?
Gleeful Jackal: Yes.
Gleeful Jackal: It's funny.
Shooting Star: Ok, as interesting as this topic is, let's get back on track. All in favor of creating this alliance against the Black King and the Sweepers, say aye.
Shooting Star: My vote is aye.
Gleeful Jackal: Aye.
Tender Fern: Yes.
Conquest Pantheon: The solution is simple:
Conquest Pantheon: Yoshino Tsugumi
Conquest Pantheon: Get to her out-of-game and force her to reveal the identity of the Black King she loves so much.
Conquest Pantheon: I guarantee you she knows what caused the deaths of the Kings as well.
Stuffed Rabbit: Sorry, back.
Stuffed Rabbit: @Pantheon: I don't like that idea…
Stuffed Rabbit: It's kinda mean isn't it? I don't wanna like put her on the spot about it
Stuffed Rabbit: It's just rude is all.
Conquest Pantheon: @Rabbit: Are you kidding me right now?
Conquest Pantheon: It's like you want to end up like the last Red King.
Tender Fern: No.
Tender Fern: Red is right.
Tender Fern: Taking it out of the game makes us like Black and whoever killed the others.
Shooting Star: Yeah, not a big fan of that idea either.
Stuffed Rabbit: So uh... back on topic.
Stuffed Rabbit: Yellow, Blue, Green, White and Red are all saying yes…
Stuffed Rabbit: @Pantheon: What about you?
Conquest Pantheon: I'm not apposed to the alliance.
Conquest Pantheon: But I plan on continuing to pursue out-of-game solutions to this problem.
Stuffed Rabbit: So uh, now that everyone's on-board I guess we should figure out how we're gonna tell everyone.
Stuffed Rabbit: Should we like make an announcement on the forums or what..?
Shooting Star: That seems like the best option. It's not like we have a better way of announcing it to the public.
Stuffed Rabbit: I guess we could like tell everyone when we dive in too…
Stuffed Rabbit: Alright.
Stuffed Rabbit: So uh... anyone else have anything else to say?
Stalwart Bruiser: Stay safe and may we all walk on the Ivory Road to a better future.
Stalwart Bruiser: Except Moon Rider of course, 'cause just to hell with her, honestly.
Stalwart Bruiser: Yeah, I'm not that great with last words.
Conquest Pantheon: To those of you who have wisely kept your identity a secret:
Conquest Pantheon: Continue to do so.
Conquest Pantheon: You may want to keep this war limited to only in the game world, but that doesn't mean our enemy will.
Gleeful Jackal: I mean, considering the only people who knew who I was are kinda dead now...yeah. Don't think that'll be a problem.
Gleeful Jackal: Later bitches.
Stuffed Rabbit: Alright.
Stuffed Rabbit: Stay safe guys.