Young Gun

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He should have moved, could HAVE moved but Junior had instructed him clearly, that he should catch it……catch it with his mouth. That sounded fun, slobber was drooping down from his lower lip at the sheer epicness of playing catch with his teeth.

Maybe he'd even get a cool nickname like DD.

David Dog or Dog David.....ooooooooooh OR MAYBE SOMETHING FANCY! Like David THE Dog. He opened his mouth wide but frowned once he noticed his arms and legs were being restrained by....BY....BLACK THINGS!!!

Then his frown only deepened once the two pieces of cars came to a halt just at his feet, like they'd been forcibly stopped. "Awwwwww....WHAT HAPPENED!?" He snorted. He growled concentrating on Hikaru's binds.

It took several moments before of thrashing and pulling before he managed to tear the binds off of himself. "This stuff sure is sticky." He said sticking out his tongue.

"I know about the sticky white stuff but this black stuff, does the black stuff come out of the other end?" He asked viciously yanking his right leg up to break the leg binds.

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Will post as soon as I return later in the evening today!

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Trollin in the deep

He helped his new bestest friend Rem

his boring tactic for his bestest friend

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ITS OKAY!!

IT

WAS

NOT

A BUS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckkscBrrDiw

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David nodded at Mikkish wiping his bloody head with his bare forearm. “Yeah I think I’m pretty real.” He said. “I thiiiiiiink.” He frowned. "It sure would be weird if I wasn't real!"

David groaned, pain shooting through his head, that bullet had done its best to give his rock like a head a fracture.....whatever a fracture was but smart people in white coats used it.

"What kinda fly hit me?" David asked.

"It wasn't a fly you moron, you were fucking shot. I shouldn't of warned you either in fact I should of told you to open your fucking mouth and let your brains explode."

"Well that's not very nice Junior." David seemingly talking to nobody.

"Of course its not nice I'm a fucking demon!

"OMG!" David said. "Just like OMG! That is the CUUUUUUUUUUTEST NICKNAME LIKE EVEEEEEEER! David and demon! Daemon can be our official couple name."

Our what!?

"I don't know but I know people really like fusing the names of people when they like each other like mommy's and daddy's do." David looked at Mikkish after speaking to Junior.

"But yeah I'm pretty real." He looked over at Remliel. "Mikkish! The mean girl who yelled at me earlier is in trouble...." David knew....David knew this was the chance to prove himself.

"I'm gonna save her." David said.

He'd need to consult Junior for this.

"What should I do?" David asked.

Why do you even care?

"Well she'll probably be nice to me if I save her." David said. "I like it when girls are nice to me."

"Oh well then I have the perfect idea.

David beamed. “Really?”

“Oh yeah.” Junior said and relayed the idea to his host.

“Junior.” David said. “That is genius!”

“Isn’t it? Muahahahhaha, its fan-fuckingtastic!”

David gave one last glance at the angry mob before leaving for exactly several seconds disappearing before he returned…….
His face still bloody, his skin pale and a look of excitement in his eyes as he suddenly reappeared he smiled at the arguing group.
David was dragging along a now partially dented pickup truck with its windows shattered, the metal of the truck screeching across the ground sparking flying in various directions.

"Hey!" David woozily called to Rem and he strained for a moment but with a massive snap of his left arm he sent the truck tumbling towards the mob....Rem included.

Unlike the bus it didn't soar through the air but flipped and rolled like a destructive soccer ball.....a soccer ball that weighed as much as a truck and looked like a truck!

"Okay!" David called. "That's not a bus so that should be A-OKAY!" He said giving a thumbs up, watching it go hoping he did good.....he knew he did GOOD!

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For the record David seems a little OP probably

But that's for reasons and dont worry he's got some major weaknesses to exploit

Plus as Im sure you can all tell......not the most combat focused character at least mentally

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HE'S OKAY!!

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David slammed his fist into the grass his body shifting as he pushed himself off the ground, crimson leaking from his forehead.
The bullet that had hit him fell to the ground from split in his skull it had made. The bullet's top top smashed in……no doubt by David’s wonderfully hard forehead.

He staggered to his feet.

"Wow....." He said his voice trailing off as he stumbled left and right. "That fly hit way....way....harder then my daddy does."

He down again to a knee. "Owie."

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David had been outside on account of the confusion of his room number, they seem all seemed to have gotten one but he’d somehow gotten turned around.

“You’re in room 302.” David heard Junior the sword sigh. “It says it right there on the sheet.”
“Yeeeeeeah.” David said running a hand through his hair. “But where could it be?”

“You might want to start by checking the building in front of you.” Junior pointed out with a groaned.

“So you’re saying the building in front of me?”

“Yes.”

“That one.” David pointed.

“I fucking hate y-“But before Junior could let a vulgar retort fly from its currently nonexistent lips, the demon’s sharp senses picked up on something.

“Incoming danger!” He shouted. “Move! Now!”

David’s eyes shifted around.

Danger?

That’s the thing that normally hurts, right?

He gave a large childlike grin at his new fellow students and chirping birds. "I think you're wrong buddy.....everything seems pretty okiedoki-" Much like Junior did, David stopped midsentence.

Though this was mainly due to a bullet smashing into his skull after flying through the window of the dorm rooms they'd been arguing about, David's head snapped back.

The blue haired simpleton collapsed on to the now somewhat blood painted grass unmoving.

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David is sorry he said he'd split her head