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<Snipped quote by Pudding>

Icchi ain't exactly 'PG' by any stretch of the imagination XD


If only the rules weren't to keep it PG. We're limited to panty shots and inappropriate groping.


We're in a rp of a series where the MC gets disemboweled, stabbed multiple times, see a man look like he get his lower jaw crushed, and get his leg chopped off before getting his throat slit. Not to mention, in the rp itself, multiple characters were exploded in graphic detail, another 2 got stabbed to death, and another burned a man to death in his own home, but not before stabbing another man in the throat gruesomely, multiple times.

If we're PG, Kingdom Hearts has a coherent plot.
....How the fuck did we get into our character's sex lives?
@ZekariVoblis
Yeah she might freak out (a lottle) when she realises she died. She's in denial at the moment.
Also thus far ask any character in the roleplay and they'll probably nominate Ease as the craziest XD


Ease

Succubutts are not a race in re;zero, but since I can suspend my disbelief and say "Perhaps there is possibly a race of succubi within the world as it is not stated there aren't" excuse I used with the Orc character.


While I am not the gm nor co-gm, I do think we probably should start being a bit more strict on that after Pudding. If we're too lenient on it, we're gonna end up getting a bunch of random races who half of us won't know anything about. Or, like 6sly, it'll start feeling less like a "Re:Zero" rp and more just like the usual fantasy rp.

@Lunarlors34

Yeah. This is the prime reason Ease ain't crazy like Mr. Car in canon. His death's were pretty much instantaneous and relatively painless.
@kitsune @soragoku @liferusher

Ezekiel "Ease" Evans





Ease closed his eyes as the silence came before him and the giant. Well, he was probably gonna get punched through a wall now. Might as well mentally prepare for being one with brick and tiling. Except, instead he felt a hand, not meet hit his chest or side, but meet his back. Softly at that. He stumbled back for a second surprised and, once again, wide eyed. He looked up and down from the floor to the larger man, processing what just happened.

So to recap: He's met the first human here in ages by random happenstance at the market, had a random-ass "hero in green" wannabe show up, have said wannabe call the human a dark lord who invented freaking cars, said human going with that lunacy, get slashed by the hero because that moron "Hishamie" had to dive in front of a non-lethal attack, meet a dragon in human form, see a house fire, have the second human he meet be an out of nowhere cameo from Dance of The Plum Fairy(Duncan), seen an elf make the first human her meat shield, encounter two more humans out of nowhere, and finally have a random giant believe probably his worse lie in existence, let alone present time....Looking away from the giant, Ease naturally found the right words to express this.

"*completely deadpan* This is the weirdest fucking day of my life."

He promptly turned his head over to the approaching voice of Daisuke, who seemed to be responding to the situation as well. He opened his mouth, that same deadpan look on his face, but Kyojin cut him off explaining Ease's lie to Daisuke. Roll with it. The man even suggested him to knock. He looked over back to Aya's door. Knock on an open door...Why not? This day barely made any sense as is. He walked over and gave a few knocks on the opened door. "Hey uh miss...everything alright in there?" There was still a slight bit of worry in his voice but fuck it. Whatever mood he was in before was gone completely.
@Kitsune@ZekariVoblis I think im gonna make the scene disappear upon entry of the room. The window will be open and Aya her body will be gone because of the rbd


That's perfectly fine. I was thinking of a scene with Ease seeing her near death, but honestly the way he'd react is a scene I wanna save for later. Would the blood stains still be there or would they vanish too?

WHY ARE THE SLUMS SO INTERESTING


CAUSE YOU FUCKING BLEW THEM UP

Hey just so you guys don't cheer for me probably being dead. I'm sadly not dead yet. I had to do a lot of work for the past couple days. So hopefully I may actually die from overexerting myself. So hopefully soon you guys can laugh at me for failing in life. And if someone takes me for being depressed or something chill your tits. I'm not depressed.


Balling. I forgot actually, where would you be anyway? Tavern, slums, looking at Mithril. And any recaps needed?
@liferusher@Kitsune

Ezekiel "Ease" Evans



Ease looked down the hallway still, teeth biting down on his lower lip. But right as he was about to react and approach whatever threat or incident was occurring in the other room, loud footsteps came storming up the stairs and down the hall.

"You, what are you doing? First you mention the new people and now you are acting strange next to their rooms..."

Oh, fucking come on!



He turned around to see a giant of a man behind him. His eyes went wide in surprise at the new presence as he looked the man up and down. It took a few seconds for his brain to process exactly what he said and the moment he did, he shook his head again as if to actually understand what he said. "Wait, wha...? *finally realizes what he's talking about* Ohh...Oh no. No no no! This uh..." He scratched his head. Shit. How did he explain this? Tell him to be quiet and simply just smell the obvious smell going around? Explain the situation? Try and be badass and take charge? ...Okay definitely not the last one unless he wants to be bitch slapped through a wall.

He looked back at the giant and cleared his voice. "Um, okay listen. I heard something really really weird upstairs so I'm investigating. I uh...won't lie. The fact of how dark it's getting kinda worried me a bit so I'm just...going at a crawl in case anything jumps out? His voice was nervous as hell. It sounded somewhat legitimate but even he was uncertain at his word. He didn't have time to mentally prep for this shit. He couldn't come up with a better lie in time so this was the best he could muster.

"Look, okay okay. This might seem weird but just hear me out on this one. Something weird is going on. And it seems to be from this room for whatever...reas...on."

He mentally face palmed. Good lord, there's no way in hell he'll buy this.
@Soragoku

Yeah you guys should be able to see the squirrel.
@Lunarlors34

You could redact it though. In other words, make her notice what was going on and "use all her strength to block the oncoming explosion" or some shit like that.

At least stop yourself from being killed or something I mean
@Zelosse

If Ease gets out of this encounter, he'll probably notice everything that happened and run over. Basically, he'll barely meet Mithril and sorta just...stare him down for a sec.
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